V, about to break into Mint Eye: I really don’t think I can do this, guys.
Luciel: We’ll you’re gonna have to, because YOU picked the fucking job.
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Saeyoung: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
MC: I wrote you a poem.
Saeyoung, already crying: You did?
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MysticMessenger as conversations I’ve had part 4:
Ray at his and MC’s wedding:
It was not a wedding dress, it was just a very pretty dress 🥺🥺🥺
Yoosung, zen, and seven:
Seven to saeran:
The hypocrisy
Seven:
Rika:
unknown and seven:
Unknown:
Jaehee:
Jumin and seven:
Seven:
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Jahee *plopping down on the couch in Jumin’s office next to MC and sighing*: I think Mr.Han is really stressed and he’s been talking about his previous cat projects. I’m so worried I’m in for more work 😩
MC: Don’t worry, Jahee, I’ve got you. I’ve noticed he’s been stressed too. I’ll take care of it.
Jahee: Oh if you can I’d be so grateful 🥹
A couple of days later
Jahee *whispering to MC*: He hasn’t mentioned one cat project. I’m so grateful! But I am curious what you did.
MC *a feline grin on her face*: Do you truly wish to know?
*Jahee nodding aggressively*
MC *leans toward Jahee’s ear*: I told him I had a little cat project of my own and wore cat ears and a tail during sex.
Jahee: 🫥
MC: Now when he thinks about cat projects, his mind goes to something else.
Jahee: I am grateful and disgusted….
MC *leans back into her seat and smiles brightly* : You’re welcome.
Suddenly Jumin walks in to the room
Jumin: MC, we should go home and discuss the- the cat project.
Jahee, internally: don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious 🫣
MC, smiling up at Jumin: oh darling I’ve been hoping you’d ask that all day.
Jahee then pretends not to notice the blush on Jumin’s cheeks as they walk out.
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Misadventures of the MCs #01
WHB!MC: Oh! Sorry! I must've got the wrong room!
(OB!MC and TWST!Yuu have their head on the table looking like they're dead. MM!MC is lying on the floor with their phone beeping away on the table. LTD!MC is the only functional looking one, clacking away at her laptop.)
TWST!Yuu: (Points at WHB!MC) No no, you look like you're in the right place.
WHB!MC: (confused) ???
OB!MC: (lifts their head up and puts their chin on the table) (also point at WHB!MC) are those fighting bruises or sexual bruises?
WHB!MC: (looks down and sees the massive bruises on their thigh) oh!... sorry............ they're sexual...... (embarrassed)
TWST!Yuu: Oh great. Another adult.
OB!MC: To be fair you're the odd one out. You're only here because no one else matches my level of therapist.
TWST!Yuu: Fair. (Puts their head back down)
WHB!MC: Oh! I heard FM!MC is on the way here as well. No one's met them yet so I don't know what they're like.
LTD!MC: They're probably not that different from us. Worse case scenario, they're like MM!MC and OB!MC. Best case scenario, they're like me.
WHB!MC: What about me?
LTD!MC: You're in the middle hon. Your harem is the best if not a little kinky, they chug their respect juice, but your angels are no joke.
OB!MC: (mumbling) My angels are the best..... not to mention the sex....
WHB!MC: I'm working on the angels ;)
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Zen: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.
Jumin: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.
Jumin: And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time?
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Saeyoung: no, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Vanderwood: your life?
Saeyoung: I- well yes, but-
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Zen : I can't believe you've done this.....
MC: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Zen , on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Mc: I don't play favourites
Jumin: you kissed assistent Kang and gave her a self made lunch
Mc: and?
Jumin: all I got was a "stop tormenting your employes" and some Elizabeth shaped cookies
Mc: want me to take them away?
Jumin: (holding them) no they are mine now
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