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to-the-western-wood · 3 months

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peter: (eating a family size bag of chips)

edmund: (throwing darts at a dartboard on the wall)

caspian: (reading quietly)

lucy: (solving a puzzle at the table)

susan, suspiciously: what have the four of you done

peter: nothing

edmund: just keeping busy

caspian: killing time, you know, the usual

lucy: yeah!

susan: (narrows her eyes suspiciously but leaves)

peter:

edmund:

caspian:

lucy:

caspian: she is definitely losing her touch

peter: oh 100%

lucy: should we let him down then

eustace, taped to the ceiling, gagged, furious: mmh!

edmund: not just yet, i prefer him up there

#incorrect narnia quotes #incorrect quotes #narnia #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #caspian x #eustace scrubb

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englishboylover · 8 months

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peter *flirty* : i love you :)

caspian *flirts back* : what are we, enemies to lovers?

peter *turns to edmund* : lmao, bro thinks he's good enough to be my enemy.

caspian : i hate you.

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meandmyrandomstuff · 5 months

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The Chronicles of Narnia where everything is the same but whenever Susan's horn is blown it plays Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.

Thank you very much.

#i had another epiphany #or i'm still mentally ill #the chronicles of narnia #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #aslan #Narnia #incorrect narnia quotes #holding out for a hero #bonnie tyler

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viablemess · 6 months

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So I was thinking about this scene right

And I'm convinced that this HAS to be an inside joke by Lucy and Edmund. Like they did get old(ish) together during the Golden Age.

I'm just imagining some Golden Age scenes right -

Susan is approached by a suitor who she ACTUALLY likes and maybe it is just a way to be petty towards Rabadash (I couldn't support it more) but Susan dances with and kisses him in front of everyone in Cair Paravel.

Lucy, in the middle of discovering there is a naiad woman she would absolutely die for: "I'm sure when I'm older I'll understand."

She told Peter about the naiad, of course. And Peter fully supported her OF COURSE. So, Peter, realizing his baby sister is also a questioning maybe-baby lesbian, just laughs.

Edmund is next to them, shirt collar tugged high over his neck to hide some hickeys, "I'm older and I don't think I want to understand." And Lucy and Peter both laugh bc Peter definitely walked in on Edmund and a male efreet who defected from the White Witch's army.

Just Peter shoved in the middle of his two gay siblings while watching Susan be the Token Straight. So whenever they see Susan with a guy, they crack the joke. They must. Edmund and Lucy are just waiting for the moment when they can make the joke with Susan cause Peter is with someone, but the situation has not arisen yet.

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staliaqueen · 1 year

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narnia as text posts part ??? based on: x

#narnia #the chronicles of narnia #tocn #peter pevensie #narniatextposts #incorrect narnia quotes #prince caspian #william moseley

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4pevensies · 2 years

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peter: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

susan: a ray of hope for edmund.

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robinsunrest · 7 months

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Peter: I am going to need you to swear-

Edmund: Fuck.

Peter:

Peter: ...swear as in promise.

#narnia #the chronicles of narnia #incorrect narnia quotes #peter pevensie #edmund pevensie #chronicles of narnia #tcon #this could go either way really #the hardest part was picking which is which

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iliveinnarniaandstudyathogwarts · 10 months

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Caspian: Peter, I have something to tell you but I’m very nervous

Peter: just rip the bandage

Caspian: I’m in love with your sister

Peter: put it back on

#incorrect narnia quotes #narnia #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #prince Caspian #my work

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an-angels-fury · 6 days

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Incorrect Narnia Quotes

Peter: I've already told you! There's nothing going on between me and Caspian!

Edmund: What food do bees make?

Peter: Huh, honey?

Caspian, from the other room: YES, DEAR?!

Peter: (-_-)

Edmund: Don't ever lie to me again.

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bookoholic-rosie · 1 year

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Peter: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens

Edmund: did you finally drink a whole cup of coffee without making a face

Peter:

Susan: Or did you finally feel able to admit you were wrong?

Peter:

Lucy: or…

Peter: Stop! Stop! I made a mistake

Lucy: doesn’t that always happen

Peter:

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the-just-and-the-merciful · 3 months

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Narnia Meme of the Week: Milk Measures (#3)

Source: Keria M on Pinterest (sorry, I had to mark out part of the user name)

#i love narnia #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #narnia meme #narnia funny #narnia meme of the week #meme of the week #monday memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect narnia quotes #not mine #chronicles of narnia

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to-the-western-wood · 4 months

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edmund: do you believe in conspiracy theories?

susan: no

edmund: would you like to start one?

susan: absolutely

#they deserve a better relationship #just think about it lmao #they'd be SO deadly #incorrect narnia quotes #incorrect quotes #narnia #edmund pevensie #susan pevensie

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englishboylover · 2 years

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caspian *running* : THERE'S A DEMON IN THE CASTLE!

susan : calm down, what are you talking about?

peter *coming after him* : STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR ASLAN'S SAKE!

edmund : what the fuck is going on??

peter : i just told him that i love him and now he thinks that i've been possessed by a demon.

edmund : WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN DEMON?!

peter : you know what, fuck you.

peter : *leaves*

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cloveswifey · 6 months

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Narnia MasterList

Navigation

Imagine - Fluff: ☆ - Angst: ✿

Edmund Pevensie

“Is there any way we can go back… I left my new torch in Narnia”

Peter Pevensie

“If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm gonna turn him into a big, fluffy hat.”

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fandomsarefamily1966 · 8 months

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Growing up is not the problem. Forgetting is.

Polly, about Susan

#source: the little prince #incorrect narnia quotes #incorrect quotes #I wish this was how she had said it #then we wouldn't have people assuming that Susan got kicked out for growing up #instead of realizing that she chose to forget because it was easier that way #and to be honest?#haven't we all given up something that we thought was childish?#because we wanted to be seen as grown up and mature?#I know I have #and Susan does this too!#although she definitely didn't deserve to lose all her loved ones in a train crash #but that's for another day #:/

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staliaqueen · 1 year

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narnia as text posts (part ???)

#edmund #edmund pevensie #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #tcon #narniatextposts #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #prince caspian #voyage of the dawn treader #incorrect narnia quotes #skandar keynes

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