#incorrect nct quotes

[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

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[random-incorrect-things]

Renjun: *hands Haechan a lush bag* Listen, I know we don't get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you're feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Haechan: *opens bag* This is a toaster.

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[cumyongie]

Johnny: Dom or sub?

Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?

Johnny: ...

Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.

Taeyong: ???

Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.

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[12ducksinarow]

Jaemin: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million dollars?

Haechan: I’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Jaemin, tearing up: I’m your best friend?

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[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*Sm trying to recruit Taeyong*

Taeyong : So what will I get when I join your company?

Sm : For starters, We will give you a toast.

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[incorrectnctwords]

Johnny: So, Jae, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get him? Earrings? A little bracelet?

Jaehyun: No, I got him way more than a piece of jewelry. I got him a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.

Mark: As a joke?

Jaehyun: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Taeyong to marry me.

Mark: As a joke?

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[renjvnct]

SM: introducing the new sub unit, nct t

SM: members will be Taeyong, Taeil, Ten and... Tark

Mark: what the fuck

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[ego-like-sandwich]

Hendery: man I love eating crabs. The way you have to destroy their hard shell, hurt yourself in the process only to get the tiny amount of sweet meat this once-living-treasure-box had?? It brings me back to the core of my wild animal self.

Kun: I don't think I have ever felt so disturbed in my life.

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[vkooksupremacy]

Renjun : Just try to look at it from my perspective!

Doyoung : Bends down* Nothing's really different

Renjun : I will obliterate you

Y/N : shakes his head* See what I have to deal with every day?

Lies, reblogs and shares appreciated!

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[taeyahhhh-03]

*Renjun walking over to see Jaemin crying*

Renjun : Why's he crying?

Mark : He took one of those nct soulmate quizzes

Renjun : Who'd he get?

Jisung : Not Jeno whom he wanted.......b-

*Jaemin sniffles*

Jeno *from his side* : LMAO YOU GOT HAECHAN???

Haechan : *from the other room* What's wrong with it being me??????

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[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: *throws his head onto Doyoung's lap* Tell me I'm pretty

Doyoung: Pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: yuta, tell a joke

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

taeyong: jaehyun, tell a joke

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[random-incorrect-things]

Renjun: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Jaemin: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~

Renjun: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Haechan, recording: This is so cute.

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[cumyongie]

Taeyong, thinking: how to make everything about jaehyun

Jaehyun, to NCTzens: did you guys enjoy our performance today?

Taeyong: yeah you were hot af

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[12ducksinarow]

Jisung, Chenle, and Haechan are sitting on a bench Jeno: Why do you guys look so sad? Haechan: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Jeno sits down* Chenle: The bench is freshly painted.

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[neo-crackhead-tech]

Haechan: We’ll take turns staying up. First Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: I don’t like that, let’s go alphabetically

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: No wait let’s go by rank

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: Wait Jisung out ranks me???

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