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skylarinfinity · 9 months
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nebula: [decided to mess with m/n] have you heard joke about the gaslighter?
m/n: [look at nebula confused] ...no?
nebula: yeah, you have.
m/n: no, i haven't.
nebula: [smirking] you're literally heard it already.
m/n: [pout] no! i haven't!
nebula: yes. you. have.
m/n: [in a verge of tearing up] i don't know what are you talking about!
nebula: [raised an eyebrow] you're acting a bit crazy right now joseph.
m/n: [crying] it's m/n!
nebula: [in dark voice] no, it's not...
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emmaloo21butwriting · 10 months
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Adam: I don’t understand Y/n, is she sad?
Nebula: I don’t know, go ask, stupid.
Adam: Y/n, Nebula says your not sad and that your stupid.
Y/n*crying harder*: Everyone hates me!
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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A-Force headcanons?, on seeing Y/N get flicked by Zeus like what happened to Thor
Their Reactions to Zeus flicking too hard on you…
Carol: oh wow. Never thought I’d see Y/N that way before.
Natasha: those hours of training have paid off. Mmm
Kate faints…
Wanda: I could use a counter spell to help…but I like what I see
Yelena simply shrugs and eats from her mac and cheese bowl…
Valkyrie: I’ll help Y/N…eventually. Mmm
Nebula: Y/N got all the right parts and modifications
You: you flicked too hard dammit!!!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Natasha: Name a way to be nice to others.
Nebula: Don't kill them.
Natasha: 
Y/N: Setting the bar a little low but we'll allow it.
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incorrectgotgquotes · 1 month
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The High Evolutionary: Would you fuck your clone? Asking for science.
Drax: I would not because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.
Quill: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.
Nebula: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.
Thor: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.
Loki: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Kraglin: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Gamora: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Rocket: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Mantis: It’s not the same as masturbating, it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
Adam: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
Ego: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.
Groot: <You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.>
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romanoffshouse · 12 days
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Gamora: You hit me with a rock!
Nebula: You threw a chair at me!
Gamora: I said I was sorry!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Quill: I think you like me.
Nebula: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
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incorrect-starbula · 3 months
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Nebula: Five years ago I was a fucking mess and now I’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense.
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angelofthenight · 10 months
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*Quill running towards you with worry*
You: Hey Quill.
*Quill punches you in the stomach*
You, wheezing in pain: What the fuck?!
Quill: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
You: What the fuck are you talking about?
Quill: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
You: …I'm not pregnant!
Quill: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
You: I was never pregnant, Quill.
Quill: Are... you sure?
You: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Nebula: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Quill: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
*Nebula punches you in the stomach*
You: Aw motherfucker!
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malvo-ish · 10 months
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Peter: ok guys I thought about our codenames for the mission: Mine is "Eagle 1." Gamora is "Been there, done that". Nebula is "Currently doing that." Drax is "It happened once in a dream." Adam is "If I had to pick a dude." Rocket is... "Eagle 2." Rocket: Oh, thank god.
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aintinacage · 5 days
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There’s an idiot in the landing zone.
William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)
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skylarinfinity · 8 months
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m/n: [laughing at something funny on his phone]
nebula: [glaring at m/n] why are you laughing? i didn't say or do something funny.
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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Mantis: “Oh Peter, is this turning into another one of your peeing races with Y/N?”
Peter: “It’s not called a peeing race, Mantis. It’s called a pissing contest.”
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fandomnerd9602 · 11 months
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Imagine when nebula has feelings for reader she goes up to him pins him to the wall yelling "what did you do to me"
Nebula slams Y/N against the wall…
Nebula: what have you done to me?
Y/N: done what?
Nebula: I can’t stay away from you. I find myself thinking about you so often.
Y/N: uh Nebula-
Nebula: I find I don’t want to leave your side. What did you do to me?!
Y/N: I think that’s called love. I love you
Nebula: oh…I love you as well
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awesomegalaxysavior · 8 months
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Peter: Hey
Nebula: Hey
Peter: I can't sleep
Nebula: I can
Nebula: Goodnight
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incorrectgotgquotes · 1 month
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Nebula: You bought me a gift?
Rocket: I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… I obtained.
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