#incorrect ned leeds
Peter, texting the group chat at 2;24 am: Hi :)
MJ, who happened to be awake: Hey
Peter: Why are you up? Go to sleep! you need rest!!
MJ: Why are you up? Hm?
Peter: Don't make this about me. Go to sleep.
MJ: Fine. Goodnight.
Ned, reading this in the morning: why don't you guys SLEEP
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Peter Parker: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Michelle Jones: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ned Leeds: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Shuri: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Tony Stark: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Harley: I eat boots.
MJ: Do you lick them first, Harley?
Harley: Nope, I chomp the boot and foot.
Ned: I have a foot injury, you’re gonna get diseased.
Harley: Adds flavor. Spicy.
Shuri: Everyone here is fucking insane.
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Harley: anyway, Miles came by my dorm last night -
Peter: Nice. Was it, you know, about kissing?
Harley: Peter, grow up. Not everything’s about kissing.
Ned: yeah! Sometimes it’s about groping.
Peter, making a face: there wasn’t any groping was there?
Harley: No! We talked shop! You know, engineering? superheroing? Making the world a better place?
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Y/n: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes…
Y/n: …And violently snap their neck!
Peter: That took an unexpected turn.
Ned: So did their neck.
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Peter: Hey dad.
MJ: Hi, Mr. Stark.
Tony: Hello surrogate son and his two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
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Ned: It’s dark in here
Peter: Don’t worry dude I got this
Peter: *Stomps his feet*
Peter: *Skechers light up*
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Out of Doritos
Tony, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Tony: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Peter: We were out of Doritos.
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Peter: Yeah, it was never really planned but .... I really wouldn't change it for the world.
Another one to commemorate Father's Day, which is pretty much around the corner. I got the idea from somewhere either on Tumblr or Instagram, so the idea rights go to whoever originally posted the incorrect quote.
Hope you like it. 😊✌🏼
Happy Father's Day, everyone.
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Art by Maryo274 ©
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Peter: Good morning.
Wanda: Good morning.
y/n: Good morning.
Ned: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
MJ: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Ned: Do you have a plan, Peter?
Peter: I don't even have a "pla".
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Ned: Someone just discovered that metal is in their food. It’s iron, what do they think is in blood
Peter: People freaking out about iron? Imagine when they find out that I eat titanium
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Peter: You have to apologize to Ned
MJ: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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MJ: if I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Peter: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die
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Peter: Truth or dare?
Peter: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
y/n: Hey Ned
Ned, blushing: Yeah?
y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to MJ
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Peter: So I said to myself: Kyle
Ned: Wait, Kyle?
Peter: That's what I call myself
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Peter: We're lost
Ned: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"
Peter: Well no, we're still in North America
Ned: You said this was a short cut!
Peter: It is! Look how fast we got lost!!
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MJ: Why are you on the floor?
Peter: I'm depressed
Peter: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Ned, please
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Peter: quick! mj is losing a lot of blood! she needs a blood infusion! whats her type?
Ned: medium height, brown-eyed, brown-haired and nerdy
Peter: her BLOOD TYPE!
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[Image Description: messages app conversation in a groepchat called ‘hipsters anonymous’ with Harley, Ned, MJ, Peter, and Miles: Peter writes: should we really trust this ‘Peter B’ character? I mean Harley said he had a weird experience with him on the street earlier. Ned replies: Peter, any experience with your brother is going to be a weird one no matter who the other person is // End ID]
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