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Leo: Look, I know we don’t see eye to eye, but I think-
Slash: That’s because you’re too short to do so.
Leo: …
Leo: Listen here you-
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: tiktok#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leonardo#slash#battle for new york
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Illyana rests comfortably in Y/N’s lap…
Y/N nuzzles her…
Y/N: malyshka I love you…
Illyana: but?
Y/N: just promise me you’ll go easy on Dani. She’s in pain just as much as you.
Illyana: (huffs) you’re right. Promise me snuggles if I behave?
Y/N: you’ll have to be extra good
Y/N kisses her neck and rubs her lower back…
Illyana: (moans) I promise, malysh (laughs)
#marvel#marvel imagine#marvel fluff#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#the new mutants#illyana rasputin#illyana rasputin x reader#magyk#magyk x reader#anya taylor joy#xmen#x men movies#xmen incorrect quotes
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"Disaster Twins" Vol. 191023
Donnie: *very angry* "You want to argue? With me?"
Leo: "Uh-huh."
Donnie: "Really?"
Leo: "Yeah."
Donnie: "Alright."
Leo: "You got nothin', hermano."
Donnie: "You. Are. Not. Masculine."
Leo: *high-pitched gasp with his right hand over his heart*
#NO WHAT IS THIS NEW FEATURE#raph a roni blog#neon leons messy mind palace#donnies exceptional mind#turtle net#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of tmnt#rottmnt raph#raphael hamato#tmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#rottmnt disaster twins#disaster twins#leo & donnie
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ROTTMNT: Last
Mikey: Uh, Raph?
Raph: *Has mouth filled with bacon* Hmrfh?
Mikey: Didn’t you already eat lots of bacon yesterday?
Raph: *Swallows it all* Aw, come on, Mikey! It’s the last fat thing I’m eating this year.
Mikey: Just because it’s the last day of the year, doesn’t make over eating unhealthy foods a good thing, Raph.
Leo: Heh, don’t mind me, I’m just deciding the last movie of this year. No big.
Mikey: No, you’re not!
Donnie: *Ponders*
Leo: Whatcha thinking, D?
Donnie: By that logic.. *Stands up* I’m gonna explode every trash can in New York City!
Mikey: What?! NO! Why?!
Donnie: 1. Because I can. And 2: *Gets his weapons out and puts his sunglasses on* I wanted to cause mayhem for the last time this year.
#Happy new year to y’all! Here’s to another year to having you guys~!#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rise leonardo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#rise donatello#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise michelangelo#rottmnt raph#rise raphael#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#tmnt incorrect quotes#rise raph
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Donnie: ITS 11:59! HURRY THE FUCK UP!
Leo: [frantically trying to open a sparkling cider bottle with a spoon] IM TRYING!!!!
#happy new years everyone!#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rise!donnie#rise leo#rise donnie#rottmnt disaster twins#incorrect quotes
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Draxum: Hippity hoppity! Those turtles are my property!
Leo: okay, who taught him that!
(name) laughing in the corner: that was even better that I imagined.
#incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt incorrect quotes#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt x reader#rottmnt leo#rottmnt reader insert#rottmnt draxum#Draxum's and (names) new hobbies is to how much they can make the turtles cringe
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Price, watching 141 do stupid shit: I will never marry any of them off
#submission#source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#good news!! half of them are dating each other already#cod mwii#call of duty#modern warfare ii#incorrect quotes#john price#modern warfare
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Random Turtle Thunks
”You can't spell tough without hug.”
~Rise Raph at some point probably
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turtles have taken over my brain but I unfortunately cannot draw them
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(sometime after the Mutant Mayhem boys have enrolled in school)
Donnie: Come on, Mikey. You had three weeks to write this paper.
Mikey: You don’t make fun of my learning disability!
Donnie: You have a learning disability?
Mikey, scoffing: I would think so!
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*Donnie and Raph in lab coats*
Donnie: Pull the lever, Raph.
Raph: *pulls trap door lever*
Donnie: *shouting and falling* WRONG LEVER!
*a few minutes later*
Donnie: *comes back soaking wet* Why do I even have that lever?
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003#tmnt 2k3#incorrect tmnt quotes#raphael#donatello#source: the emperor's new groove
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Bradford: I hate you.
Mikey: Well according to this picture of us holding hands that's not true.
Bradford: You drew that.
Mikey: It doesn't matter.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: she ra#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#michelangelo#chris bradford#rahzar#dogpound#new friend old enemy
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Illyana whines, lounging on her bed…
Illy: detka I need you
Y/N: oh you need me? I don’t know if you deserve it.
Illy: I promise I’ll treat Dani better tomorrow. Please!
Y/N: just tomorrow?
Illy: fine! From now on. Now get over here!! I miss you!
Y/N gets in bed, Illy giggles contentedly…
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Ya'll, being foolish cowards whilst making your future!Leon AUs: So yeah, this guy has nothing but his sword that he used to fight against the aliens in the apocalypse with no proper armor or other weapons.
Me, a brave and sexy genius who strives in chaos: SO I GAVE THIS SLUT A FUCKING GUN AND A-
#im not trashing your aus or anything#they are all very cool i love exploring every new au i stumble across#but like#it was the fucking apocalyps everyone as a machine gun#casey probably has one too#leon has a magic pistol that shoots magic bullets which wipe out your fucking existence in 10 nearby dimensions while making you suffer#just to make sure your properly dead#and thats just one item out of his inventory#Bronze Skies And Wine Seas#rottmnt#rottmnt au#incorrect quotes#shitpost#rottmnt future au#rottmnt future leonardo#BSAWS Leon#rottmnt leo#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2018#The Great Hypothetical AU
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Conversation
Katie: Always in motion, the future is.
Jen: Don't quote Yoda to me!
Katie: "Yoda"? Wes told me a German philosopher said that.
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Return to Remnant, part 1
(RWBYJ have returned to Remnant, but have yet to run into any Grimm or Salem’s agents)
Yang: I don’t get it! Last time the world was crawling with Grimm and goons searching for us! Why would Salem send them all home?
Ruby: Maybe she thinks there’s no one left to search for?
Yang: You know, being dead might have its advantages.
Ruby: Yeah, it just might give us the element of surprise...
Blake: Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?
Weiss: I think she’s thinking what you think think she’s thinking.
Yang: If she’s thinking what I’m thinking, then I’m thinking we shouldn’t just be thinking. (To Sun) What do you think?
Sun (Baffled) Uh...huh?
Jaune: Salem probably thinks we died in the Fall of Atlas, and is vulnerable to a surprise attack.
Sun: (Snaps fingers) Aha!
#RWBY#Incorrect Quotes#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003#Return to New York Part 1#Team RWBY#Jaune Arc#Sun Wukong
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