#incorrect newsies

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: *indicating both of them* What's this about? Am I kiddin' myself or is there somethin’…

Husk: Of course there is.

Angel: *completely flabbergasted* Well, don’t say it like this happens every day!

Husk: *completely head-over-heels* Oh, Angel.

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[abovethefoldd]

Davey: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Jack: Aww, thanks-

Davey: That’s not a good thing.

Jack: All I’m hearing is you think I’m funny.

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[shsl-fander]

Katherine: Did you know theres a rumor going around?

Davey: What that we're gay for each other?

Jack, not paying attention: OH MY GOD TWIZZLER GUMMIES

Jack: No see I'm straight but if there was a man I'd marry it would be Davey

Katherine: How do you feel about that Dave?

Davey: …It's not helping with the rumors

Katherine: I think the kiss you shared on my BIRTHDAY isn't helping with the rumors

Jack: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tounge

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[newsiesasvines2]

Tim: Go to Hell

Jon, tearing up: I wish I could

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[newsie-collective]

Hey, hi surprise!

Part 4 in my ever growing series of 'Newsies as things my friends and I have said'

I've realized that I could take this time to set up posts

But where's the fun in that?

Davey: We launched our strike in a most AUspIcIOUs mAnnEr Romeo: What the frick is a spishus? Henry: No, no. He mispronounced asparagus. Romeo: WHAT THE FRICK IS A SPARAGUS MANNER?!

Les: Davey they're kissing again Davey: FFS JACK STOP PANDERING TO THE HETEROS

Jojo: Take your fuckin shoes off. This is a holy hizzle.

Specs, to Jack: Sorry, you've been replaced. I'm the they-triarch now.

Buttons, wanting to make something for Les: What's his style? Davey: His style is "we have to beg him to put on pants so he threw on the first ones he found"

Katherine: The only straight I am is [going] straight to hell 😎

Romeo: Aye babay. Come home with me and I'll show you my... Romeo: Dinosaur bedsheets

Jack: I'm just saying. I don't think it would be right for us, as upstanding citizens, to be kissing on the first date.

These next ones are courtesy of the amazing @emmedoesntdomath and used with her express permission:

Hotshot, ringing up Medda who had bought sugar cookies: Would you like a receipt? Medda, chuckling to herself, and then winking at him: Oh, no, honey. Why would I have a receipt if I made these myself? Hotshot, mouth opening and closing like a fish, trying not to absolutely fucking lose it because damn: Understood, ma'am

Racer, barging in like he's on a mission: I need to pick up an order! Elmer, nodding politely, because what the shit: Ok, sir, what was it? Racer, coming up to the counter: Oh, a couple cupcakes Elmer, knowing damn well that the only cupcakes order they have left is a 15 dozen (180 cupcakes) order: Elmer, also knowing 180 is more than "a couple": Will that be all for you today?

Finch, a regular, pointing at the display case: I'd like a blueberry scone, please Finch, leaning a bit closer, and dropping his voice to a stage whisper: Did you put the crack in them again? Albert, looking him dead in the eye, and solemnly nodding back: Yessir The Jacobs parents, standing behind him, watching this interaction between two children in a grocery store, absolutely horrified:

As always, feel free to hit that ask box for anything you'd like to see!

👻

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[notafraidofstopping876]

Davey: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Jack: We actually have three.

Race: pick your favorite

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[chaoticgremlinwholikescheese]

Jack, taking out a map: god this town is empty

Davey: other side.

Jack, turning the map over: oh

#newsies #incorrect newsies #incorrect newsies quotes

[myreygn]

(Jack and Spot fighting)

Davey: can't you just be the bigger person?!

Jack: i already am, he's like three feet tall!

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[incorrectmusicals]

Katherine: You’re annoying.

Jack: But you love me.

Katherine: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.

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[ineed-sprace-andfreshair]

Jack: Davey and I are having a baby. Race: That's gre- Jack, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]

Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!

Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!

Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!

Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-

Angel: If you can find her-

Everyone: Who asked you?!

*BONUS*

Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…

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[abovethefoldd]

Albert: Who ate my powdered donuts?

Finch: Wasn’t me.

Jojo: Not me.

Race, with half of his face covered in powdered sugar: Yeah guys, who ate the donuts?

Les, from across the room: DONUTS?! CAN I HAVE ONE?!

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[shsl-fander]

Davey: Thats ridiculous! Jack does not have a crush on me

Crutchie, absolutely done watching this: Yes he does

Race, excitedly: Yes he does

Specs: Yes he does

Albert, disgustedly: Yes he does

Katherine, showing Davey a whole collection of notes she'd written down: Yes he does

Jack, holding a portrait specifically made for this strange nerd that he loves desperately : Yes he fucking does.

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[sweetcream-bunny]

Elmer: oh shit we have mass on Wednesday

Jojo: yes we do

Elmer: dammit Jesus, now isn't a good time

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[starlitink]

Race: I prefer cold weather to hot weather.

Race: With cold weather, you can always add more layers. With hot weather, there's only so many layers you can take off before you get arrested for public indecency.

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[notafraidofstopping876]

Crutchie: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.

Jack: *crying* Please just say "fuck."

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