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shadow-coolness · 3 months
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Henry Jr: Good morning!
James : Is it? Is it really?
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headcanonthings · 9 days
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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Yelena: Who’s the most annoying one in the group?
Y/N: Everyone’s equally annoying.
Yelena: [raises eyebrows]
Y/N: … Steve.
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lotusxpop · 7 months
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Peter: so Loki do you wanna do a prank with me?
Loki: will people get hurt?
Peter: no, it's more like psychological torture
Loki: fine what is it?
Peter: okay so Clint and Sam are building ikea furniture. All you need to do is make a few of there materials disappear, the more ridiculous the better.
Loki: I already love this.
1 hour later:
Clint: Where the fuck is the screws???
Sam: Where's my hammer?
Clint: THE FUCKING MANUAL IS GONE!!!!
Sam: WHERE DID THE SHELF GO???!!!
Down the hall Peter and Loki is laughing their asses off.
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kayvsworld · 1 year
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everything i learn abt infinity war and engame makes me feel like i am actively hallucinating
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buthearmeouttho · 4 months
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if I was part of the mcu (pt. 30) (Christmas special! 1-?)
twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, Cat was making everyone help out...
Me: cookie decorating!! Speed edition (or whatever you want it to be) GO
Sam ended up making one of the angle cookie cut outs into a red wing cookie somehow
Wanda and Natasha took things seriously and made normal-ish cookies:)
Tony, naturally, just consisted of making iron man themed cookies
Peter/spidy, who was there, made normal ones and spider man ones
Bucky didn't want to be there but I made him anyway because he dosent have a choice so he just made plane ones (dip the face of a cookie in a single icing colour and call it good) but by the end he did add sprinkles to some of them
Yelena and I were making chaos (biblically accurate angles, far too many sprinkles, random colors with no design in particular also she made a white Widow cookie, because of course)
Morgan (Tony's little kid) did pretty much the same thing, just random colours and child innocence. (She accidentally spilled one of the sprinkle things but then everyone just used the pile of sprinkles instead like it was nothing)
Pepper was trying to make sure nothing terrible happened throughout and was right next to Morgan the whole time to help her out
Steve also took things seriously and just made normal looking ones as well as an attempt at making a cookie of his shield.
Clint was having fun and also brought his family over so Laura was trying to help Pepper make sure nothing went off the rails
Thor tried his best to make viking and asguard themed ones, and they actually ended up looking ok
Bruce was very very much trying to make his cookies look perfect and Tony kept purposely messing with him so he would just have fun and not worry about it.
What Christmas fun should I make do with the team and friends next!:D
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me-uglypretty · 3 months
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One of the best prank ever
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Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader
Summary: Yelena and Kate fools Peter into a web of lies that eventually creates something more than a mischievous prank. [Loosely based on this incorrect quotes]
Warning: 18+ (G), fake relationships, comedy, pranks, fluff | Word count: 2.9k
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A joke was uttered harmlessly into the pleasant space, materialized at a whim, and evolving into something hazardously serious. It was that, neither of them would come to discover who was to blame for such a disobedient indication. If not for the known existence of two culprits, already pattering of their next move, tarnishing what peace that once held—which havoc was meant for outside threats, thus, less nuisance was applauded—and the ones who oath to mischiefs tendencies. An unlikely duo at first glance and the absolute roar of chaos together; Yelena Belova and Kate Bishop.
And alike brilliant ideas, it had begun from a harmless observation. Though, it wasn’t the two friends, a renowned spy, and a witty archer, it was another who had awakened such impish ideas in the head of such operations. It was that voice, an adolescent boy, chattering away cluelessly and who had uttered;
“I saw Natasha in the training room before I came here. She was training with Y/n again— I mean, not in the again, like uh that’s bad, but the— sorry, they’re always training together! They’re such good friends. I like seeing them together, it’s just like me and Ned! We always do things together…our bond is that strong.”
Peter Parker was always mindful of those around, reasonable as he speaks and caring as he offers support without expecting for something in return. He was the youngest among the two friends, often confiding them of his adventures as Spiderman and his ordinary life or merrily gushing about something in the compound. Those known to his behaviour, doesn’t consider more than a young boy’s excitement of working with the Avengers which electrifying high has yet to diminish from his mind.
“I saw them sharing lunch too. But Ned doesn’t really share, he says he will, then he ends liking the food he didn’t order so I end up eating the food that he doesn’t like but ordered…” Peter continued, retelling another tale of his friend from outside the hero business.
He visits the pair occasional, mostly when he had time to spare, since the heavy load of starting university and extended time spend swinging around the neighbourhood. Similarly, they were three the youngest in training and felt more correlating with the other as compared to the older members. If the pair wasn’t there, he occupies his time pestering Tony or exhausting himself with training which had led him to his current position in the kitchen. An hour of training later and he was eager to satiate his hunger.
Yelena and Kate were intently listening to Peter’s usual rambles or more so, exceedingly interested in watching him use his webs to gather ingredients for his sandwich while they sat there, eating their mundane made bowls of cereal. Nods of interest was shared at the one side conversation, till that bubble was popped by Peter’s spike in narration about the two former spies of opposing countries and their incredibly treasured friendship.
His tone resonates of something remarkable about witnessing you and Natasha training together and the murmurs of almost never seeing you both apart. Natasha and Y/n are always together, Peter had acknowledged, tumbling upon more story of the two spies together and the honourable mentions of his own friendship.
At that notable realisation, an idea surface brashly in Yelena’s mind, blossoming sweetly in her broad mind as her lips curls brazenly with a smile at the prospering idea. Peter’s unintentional nature of oversharing at times instigated troubles while some rare moments, a blessing for those around, and it was the sole reason for the fuelling ideas in her head. Those that pleads for her to listen and martialize vague thoughts into brilliant reality, and with that—a story far less innocence than a scene of two friends training together, spending endless time together, and just the idea of them together.
Yelena performed first, conveying the look of disapproval by the shake of her head. Blonde tresses budge at the motion, tickling her cheeks as she brushes strands of her hair away. “Oh no, Peter Parker,” her voice dropped, eyebrows furrowed, and arms crossed, as if contemplating on disclosing a crucial information. “No,” she dragged the word, staring at him like he had candidly shared a confidential information.
This was it, the perfect opportunity, that seldom occasion that roused gleefully in Yelena’s favour and she cherish it, accepting the gracious chance happily. Despite the distinct warnings echoing her head. The voice of her sister, Natasha, taunts her mind with an intimidating glare set on her form and the scolding heard from various voices after. However, the golden opportunity had appeared suddenly, and it offered her a chance of an adventure to prank merrily and verbalizing funny jokes, sometimes far too dangerous too. Yelena rather partakes in activities that wasn’t projected upon her life by other, and enjoy the taste of freedom with it.
It was that, the sweet joy derived from stolen childhood, and the American dream, like those shown on television.
On the other end, Kate was situated in a conflicted position. She wasn’t aware of her friend’s noiseless scheming. Confusion swirls tiresome ideas in her mind at Peter’s tales, the questions of why was stuck at the tip of her tongue, till her gaze flickers to her friend. Those ardent eyes swims in hues of hazel and gleams gleefully, eyebrows quirks and lips pressed together, translating to none other than the common expression of trouble.
The same look that illustrated their ultimate trademark as mischiefs or troublemakers as Clint had proposed, still fuming in annoyance and tired at the unlikely duo of friends.
Conveniently, their shared moniker symbolised the start of their hectic friendship which ensued after the success of their first operation coded as Hawk and Sparks. An apparent dazzling prank involving radiantly colourful glitters and Clint’s most priced weapons, his beloved pair of bow and arrows. The foremost comedic performance or perhaps, scary, depending on who you asked—corresponding to Kate’s rational fear of inciting resentment from her idol and partner—was the exaggerated appearance of said hero’s threatening weapons. A bow glazed in glitters of various hues and each arrow adorned with a specific colour of glitter.
Despite the enrage brought devastatingly upon Clint, the enemies were apprehended swiftly from their bewildered seconds of weakness at witnessing Hawkeye tugging at his weapon and revealing such glowing equipment. It wasn’t the least bit intimidating when sparkling weaponries was their hostile warning.
The wondrous duo of Yelena and Kate, somehow, and frequently, find themselves tangled in one mess after another. It seemed as if, trouble appears on a gleaming golden platter for their joyous consumption.
Only to them, and only for them.
Kate sighed, half concern by the erupt exchange and half struggling to imitate Yelena’s expression. Acting and pretending wasn’t her expertise. “Yeah, very bad,” she pushed, cheeks puffed, and her arms crossed at the scene unfolding before her curious eyes.
It was once terrifying to not know of her friend’s scheming, specifically for someone who had habitually found herself in compromising situations, Yelena’s influence had undoubtedly brewed confidence from being an accomplice to her friend’s ideas. At the stage of their friendship, worry doesn’t itch her throat as she continued her performance to invoke the best realistic lies at every spoken word.
The two friends wordlessly collaborated for their present plan or more so, the inevitable prank, by gazing into each other eyes, the gleaming sort of difference between two, and only known to them as their anticipating mischief. Other had seen this. Peter had watched the scene of them, he was watching them, the exchange and the revelation that came after. Worry looms over him at his friends’ expression. His eyebrow twitches, brains pulling at each thread to recall the decisions he made within the last twenty-four hours.
Peter doesn’t reconsider anything else than something he had done. It must had been his fault. He was different like that, so unlike them. Always genuinely polite, and naturally attentive to conversation. Aunt May taught him the best manners which he promised to preserve. The friendly pose he exhibits was always prominent, either as an average boy or a crime fighting hero, and accurately credited as the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
“What’s wrong? What did I do? Please, I can fix it,” Peter expressed worriedly, fingers drumming nervously on the surface of the grey marble counter. His hunger forgotten as he wondered if the kitchen was always unpleasantly humid, the kind of heat that scorches through his suit and formulate a layer of sweat on his skin, or perhaps, his body was simply steaming from feeling anxious.
Yelena surveyed the scene first. “Do you not know?” she asked, feigning disbelief as she steps warily into his space and pressed her hand firmly on his shoulder.
Peter denied, shaking his head at the supposed information, and sharing a look of nervous between the pair. “It’s bad, isn’t it? It’s about Tony, isn’t it? He thinks of me as too much of a son so he doesn’t want me here anymore.”
The ambitious performance halted at such unexpected revelation. Kate’s eyebrows furrowed as her mouth parted in utter shock, and Yelena remained standing there, both glancing at the other, sharing the same perplexed look at their friend’s fumbling state. Kate mouthed something along the line of, “Daddy issues,” and Yelena nodded her head hastily. “So weird,” she had responded in a similar manner.
Pausing for few seconds, Yelena interjected Peter’s tormented mumblings. “No, no, he doesn’t know!” she makes a clicking sound after, her crimson tongue tapping at the roof of her mouth. She wordlessly announced her exit with a final squeeze of her hand over his shoulder and turning away from his doe eyes.
“Wait!”
A smile curls on her lips, kind of worrisome look for those aware of her brashness. Delight stirs in her chest at her quick-witted scheming. Yelena swiftly spins, immediately masking her pleasure with a miserable frown, aiding to her performance and agony that looms on the poor boy’s hunch posture.
Peter fumbled with his agile fingers, pressing them together on the marble counter. It was a stark contrast from his pale skin to the grey shade, then he stared at it enough to agitate himself into clasping his hands together. Ultimately, his arms fell entirely to his side with a defeated sigh. “Please tell me what’s wrong. I will fix it. I swear,” he promised, and instantly stumbled backward into a stool behind him, Yelena’s swift reflex halted his embarrassing fall. “Sorry, sorry, and thank you…” he shyly scratched the nape of his neck, a red rash appearing at the nervous impulse.
Yelena released an exceptionally long sigh and nodded her head, staring ahead at Peter. “Follow me, Spider-man,” she demanded, promptly taking the steps aways from the kitchen.
There, head of blonde locks bounces to a familiar tune that buzzes at her mumbling, and something that sparked Kate’s mind into trying to remember the song. All while Peter trails behind the two friends quietly. The two friends were discreetly observing their surrounding for any sort of unexpected guest or disruption, and exchanging a pleasant nod with the other at their current prank.
Offices and vacant rooms were insignificant as they passed each one, before standing across the merge of two heavy metal doors. It led to an extensive training room, equipped with various gym equipment and an area for sparring. Out of the three, Kate advanced forward, warily peeking through the rectangle window situated on each side of the door. She met sight of the two occupants, former assassins huffing and exerting their strength by sparring together. Both were completely unaware of prying eyes outside or Peter’s feet anxiously tapping the ground, each struck of noise echoes through the hallway.
Natasha was standing in the middle of the navy-coloured rubber mat, graciously shifting between her bare feet, fists raised securely, and an arrogant smirk curls on her lips. It takes a moment, two bodies round the other, before she swiftly pushed you down with a loud thud. Muddled chuckles was heard soon after. A victorious smile appeared on Natasha’s face while you had scoffed, shaking your head at your defeat, then a smile sneaks onto your face as Natasha uttered something.
It was enough proof for Kate to shift her gaze, meeting Yelena’s awaiting answer and nodding her head in confirmation.
Yelena takes the same steps forward, facing the opposite window from her friend. She leisurely taps the glass with her knuckles. “You see them, yes?”
Faith seems eager by her side, easily following through her plan, when they witness Natasha extending her hand towards you. Unexpectedly, your body plummet into Natasha’s body when you had lost your balance, and she swiftly held you, bodies pressed flushed together. The sheer seconds where eyes met, the undivided attention, the touch of skin, the hands that grasps the other, the corners of full lips lifting with a smile, the shared clumsiness which made those smiles widen. It was the perfect moment.
Yelena beams at the sight. She was witnessing you and Natasha like this, so foolishly relaxed, so easily drawing into her plan like there was an understanding on the extend of where her ideas went.
Peter’s eyes widen more after witnessing the exchange. “Yes— I mean, I guess-- they’re really good friends?”
His innocent perception of such scene had nearly influenced her decision from continuing with her vicious plan. Those doe eyes, high-pitched voice, and legs alike a new born reindeer, tripping with his steps or simply falling into her mischief plotting. It almost urges her intuition to end her plan, dust her shoulder off that mischief dirt, and move forward with a different kind of plan which will surely be another prank.
Almost, that word bears a hefty weight, and Yelena is far stronger than some word.
“You are so wrong. Kate Bishop, tell Spider-man that he’s wrong!” she waved her hand, emphasising the mistake made by the boy, and her friend speedily agreed. Both mirrored the look of disappointment to abet their narrative.
“No! I can’t mess this up.” Peter whined, feeling apprehensive at the possibility of being rejected as an Avenger. One mistake and it’s enough to end everything. He can’t afford that.
Kate, the overly compassionate friend between the two, hurriedly comforted him. “Okay, calm down. Peter, everything will be fine,” she verbalized softly, and taking into consideration of his hyperventilating as her hand pressed firmly on his shoulder. “Let’s listen to what Yelena has to say, okay?” she proposed as she discreetly sends a pointed look at her friend.
Out of everything that Kate had learned, either willingly or unwillingly, on the topic surrounding Yelena—the most palpable trait of her friend was her constant desire to dramatized situations with the ultimate purpose of agitating said person. She had mentioned once or twice of how it was amusing to witness people stir by the simple work of her words. However, Kate isn’t too keen about it, the first time she experienced still instigates a chilly feeling over her body.
Yelena groaned at her friend. “Fine. Ugh, so impatient.”
Before disclosing what was presumed as the most significant information, Yelena crossed her arms and straightened her posture, she spared one last look through the window where her sister was training with her partner. Muffled thuds could be heard, then the nervous tapping of Peter’s feet and Kate’s jacket rustling at each movement as she attentively surveys their surroundings.
“They are not friend, Peter Parker.”
The declaration was clear. It wasn’t alarming or thrilling, perhaps, it sparked more confusion than worry on the gullible boy. Peter’s eyes, wide and bleary, darts between the two friends to ensure those words were the climax of a finality that caused him stress. Kate answered his unspoken questions with a lenient nod of her head, enough motion for her brunette hair to drape around her face and shield herself from revealing her lack of understanding on Yelena’s plan, and another, revealing the truth to Peter.
“They are married. Natasha and Y/n are married.”
Kate gasped, slender fingers drawing her hair away like pulling apart curtains, and revealing her expression, mouth gaping and eyes wide open. Two stunned faces stared at Yelena’s knowing façade. The new information was unexpected to them, neither assuming anything close to this.
Your friendship with Natasha was familiar to everyone, one always helping the other and working together fluidly. Marriage, however, wasn’t something that would have been a conclusion to the close relationship.
“Unless you are married to your best friend,” Yelena spoke teasingly, her forefinger pointed at the pair then meeting Peter’s eyes, he denied with flushed cheeks. “They are very close, not like friends...but as a married couple,” she added, nodding her head approvingly at the statement.
They glanced into the training room where you were playfully pushing Natasha’s shoulder as she retaliated with a harsher push. Still, all so unaware of the declared marriage to each other.
With that, the start of a harmless joke turned into a thriving prank by the marvellous mind of Yelena Belova and Kate Bishop.
The mischief duo, after subsiding Peter’s worry, had spent hours narrowing down the best name for their plan. It was accordance to what Yelena had argued as the best, what Kate presume was easier to remember, and the final that would be deemed as; one of the best prank ever.
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professoruber · 4 months
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Incorrect Quotes: Bruce giving money to the Bat-Family | Part 3
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Damian: Father. I require monetary resources.
Bruce: Do you mean pocket change or something... more?
Damian: More.
Bruce: What for?
Damian: ...
Bruce: Damian...
Damian: It is... unnecessary to go into detail, father. You can trust though that it is merely a modest amount and strictly required.
Bruce: Son. Just tell me what this is for first.
Damian ...
Bruce: ...
Damian: Tt. Fine. A boy on the tennis team at Gotham Academy has once again insulted your honour. I know you told me to ignore such jests... but it seems my silence has only emboldened
Bruce: <Sighs> As much as I appreciate the thought, what exactly are you intending?
Damian: I wish to learn from the greatest tennis masters of the world, so I may utterly obliterate this fool and render him an example. Do not worry, this will be a wholly non-lethal defeat; in fact the reason I wish to learn from tennis masters despite my vast array of applicable skill is so that a single of my moves could be deemed an attack. I must adopt the stance, heart and finesse of tennis.
Bruce: <Blinks> I... see.
Damian: So... will you grant me your blessing and monetary support for this endeavour to defend the honour of both yourself and our family?
Bruce: Have you tried talking to anyone that this boy makes you feel uncomfortable?
Damian: I am not uncomfortable, I am peeved. And for your information, I have. The elder brother of a compatriot of mine, Mia Mizoguchi as you might recall her name being, is the captain of this tennis team. However this rival who questions our family's honour is a cunning sort, I will grant him that. He has done well to keep his slander amongst friendly ears, and action anything which could justify punitive action from his superiors.
Bruce: Hm. Seems like you're in a bit of a tough one from the sounds of it.
Damian: Indeed. Defeating him in his sport of passion will not only publicly humiliate him, but also remind him of the strength of our family.
Bruce: While I... suppose I can see your logic there. But I think you're forgetting a key detail.
Damian: Which is?
Bruce: This fellow student of yours is not a enemy to vanquish. He's a child, speaking his mind.
Damian: But he voices horrible accusations against your honour! Claims you are a "mindless playboy", and that my adoptive siblings and I are your illegitimate children of various women whom you were forced by the courts to care for, and that you are a drunkard, and are a bad role model.
Bruce: I understand why hearing all that upsets you, and that is perfectly fine. As I said, I appreciate how much you care about my... honour. But devoting yourself defeating him in tennis isn't the answer.
Damian: <Huffs and crosses arms with incredulous expression> Then what is, father? Shall I just continue to hold my tongue?
Bruce: I want you to enjoy school, not treat it like another battlefield. If this boy is really being this bad, then there's other ways to deal with him. You're smart, and you got good friends such as the Mizoguchi girl you mentioned. Bring attention that he's crossing a line... and if that does not work, tell me; and I can handle it through the proper channels.
Damian: Tt. Fine. I will... try once more to expose him and his lies.
Bruce: Good. On a related note... I understand that Mia Mizoguchi has been causing you to grow interested in Serpents & Spells? <Takes out S&S Guidebook> I got this for you, so you don't have to keep borrowing hers. This seems like something you'd much rather be spending your time on compared to avenging my honour in tennis.
Damian: <Blinks> I... uh... thank you, father. Uh... I must go now and... contact Mizoguchi that I will reconsider her invitation for a lunchtime tabletop one-shot.
Bruce: Good. Have fun, son.
Damian: I… will. Thank you once again, father.
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bitchyglitterfox · 1 year
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Angel - Pietro Maximoff x F!Powered!Reader
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Warnings: fix it fic where Pietro doesn't die at the end of Age of Ultron! Medical jargon is probably incorrect.
A/n: Anyway this is for a friend of mine who asked where Wanda's brother's fics were and why I haven't written any. Heres to you 🫡
All grammatical errors are my own bc I don't have beta readers.
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“Male, Caucasian, approximately 22-24 years of age, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, abdomen and arms. His breathing is labored and blood pressure low.” One of my nurses says as we wheel this unknown man into the O.R.
“Alright! We need gauze, bowls and scalpels and blood! GO! GO! GO!” I yell at my team trying to save this young man’s life. I may be only 20 and one of the youngest surgeons in the world but my team knows I care about them and only yell when it’s something crucial.
“Here ma’am, everything you need.” Maria, my head nurse tells me while I walk into the room gloved and masked.
“Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are going to save this man’s life.” I say looking around the sterile room.
*6 hours later*
“Alright we did it, great job guys. Move him over to an empty recovery room and let them know their friend is fine.” I say walking out. I go and stand near the coffee machine and buy myself a cup.
“So Doc, how's the kid?” I look up and see an old friend.
“Well, Stark, how many times have I told you not to call me Doc? Reminds me of Bugs Bunny, and he’s doing fine. We managed to save him, just barely. He lost a lot of blood, had multiple breaks, what the hell were you guys fighting?!”
“Uh robots, and besides if you had come along with us like I keep suggesting and using those wonderful powers you have-“ I cut him off before he can even finish his thought.
“Stark I’ve told you before, I’m not properly trained for combat, I’m just a doctor, and I’ll tell you what I’ll go and heal all his wounds right now, that way you’ll have him back.” I say sipping the black hot liquid.
“And I told you (y/n) there’s more out there than just shitty coffee and white walls. Listen I'll pitch the idea to Fury to have you move to the compound and become an avenger, you could help a whole lot more people if you agreed” He says as he walks back down the hallway and out the door.
I threw the cup of coffee away and walked into Pietro’s room. I learned of his name after the operation. He honestly looks very peaceful just lying there sleeping. I go and close the blinds and shut and lock the door. I don't need anyone not authorized to know about my powers to come stumbling in the room.
I take off my glove and remove his blanket from his chest; I take a deep breath and lay my hands on his chest. A white light filling up the room along with the slight hum of the machines connected to him.
When I finish he begins to slowly open his eyes. “Is that an Angel I see? A beautiful angel?”
I blush slightly “No Mr. Maximoff, I can assure you that I am no Angel. I am your Doctor; my name is (y/n) (l/n).”
“So I do have an angel in front of me because only an angel would have such a beautiful name as that.” He said smiling.
“Well it’s good to see you are getting back to normal brother” a female voice came from the door.
“Well that is my que to go, I’ll be checking back on you tomorrow and if everything looks good, you should be free to go within the next few days” I say sliding out of the door.
“She seems nice” I hear his sister say as I walk back to my office. Wait, how’d she unlock the door? Did she see me use my powers? All these questions went on swimming through my head.
******
“Good morning Mr. Maximoff, how are you feeling?” I asked while walking into his hospital room, looking at his medical charts “are you eating alright?”
“Good, I've gotten my strength back and maybe that means my speed came back?” he says, getting up in his bed. 
“Wow there mr maximoff you've only just started healing and you only recently had surgery. It might take some time for your speed to get back.” I say while gently lying him back down on the bed.
“Alright but promise me once we're out of here and I'm no longer your patient we will hang out and be friends yes?” he says while smiling the dorkiest of smiles I've ever seen.
“Yes, we are already friends but when you get released we can hang out” I say while grabbing my clipboard and walking back out of the room and closing the door. I lean against the wall outside and take a deep breath, wow i can't be falling for my patient but he wont be my patient next week, no next week he’ll be my teammate. 
Just before walking into his room this morning I had gotten a call from Stark informing me I would become an official member of the team, healing them whenever necessary as well as healing those injured during missions. 
This will surely be a fun experience especially when I have a handsome man like Pietro on my team. 
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miela · 7 months
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Shattered Memories • Chapter V: The Do-Over • {Peter Parker x Stark!Reader}
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Chapter Genre: Comical Angst, Comical Fluff Chapter Warnings: Very dialogue-heavy Masterlist
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“FRIDAY,” you sighed. “When is a riddle, not a riddle?”
You were at the Avengers Compound in your lab with information about none other than Peter Parker displayed on every holographic screen. You questioned yourself many times when you did this, and you felt like the character in those movies who obsesses over something because they definitely know something but everyone else around thinks they’re crazy or something. You considered stopping and going on living your life but you, your dad in heaven, and everyone around you know that once you set your mind on something, you cannot stop until you fully understand it or are satisfied with the facts that you have. You needed to know this for your own mental and physical health and you just about had it with not having the answers.
“When you have all the answers,” FRIDAY responded.
“And when is a puzzle, not a puzzle?”
“When there is nothing to take apart and put back together.”
“So, whoever Peter Parker is, is both a riddle and a puzzle,” you began with frustration in your voice. “I don’t have all of the answers nor do I have all the pieces. FRIDAY, I think I’m going insane.”
You rubbed your hands down your face slowly to try and calm yourself down. You had another dream last night. A wet dream. A wet dream about the Faceless Boy. 
You couldn't get it out of your mind how…sweet he was. The way he touched you, kissed you, caressed you…he was so sweet and gentle and caring. He made you feel like you were the most precious thing in the world. Though you couldn't see his face, he kept eye contact with you. 
But of course, you woke up once again in a sweat and with a migraine. 
You were at your limit. 
“Incorrect," stated the AI. “You are just showing signs of obsession.”
Your face twisted. I’m not obsessed. I’m just tired. “Way to make me sound like a loser,”
“Also incorrect, you just need to know everything about everything before you are satisfied.”
You deadpanned and took a deep, annoyed breath as you leaned your head in your hands again. You wanted to throw and break something. 
“Trouble in paradise?” You heard a deep voice ask.
You look over to see Sam and Bucky in the doorway. Bucky was holding a brown paper bag that said sweet greens across it and Sam was leaning in the doorway.
It would have to be a fun time to be paradise, you thought.
"Sergeant Barnes. Captain Wilson." You responded. 
“Should we be concerned?” Sam asked, looking at all the Peter Parker content surrounding you. “Because this is not looking good on your part.”
Bucky and Sam were two of the only Avengers that were left after the big battle with Thanos. Since the whole ordeal, they’ve been like big brothers to you since then. You were thankful to have them in your life still because they’ve been nothing but supportive through everything that you have been through and you have done your best to give the same support to them. 
You rolled your eyes softly. “Is that my salad?” You asked.
“Yeah,” Bucky confirmed, walking over and setting the bag next to you on the table you were currently sitting on top of.
“Thank you,” you opened the bag took out the food, and immediately began eating it hoping to get some dopamine and serotonin pumping in your system. 
“How can you eat that stuff all the time?” Bucky asked. “Isn’t too much of something unhealthy?” He looked up at the screens and then back at you.
You paused knowing what he was insinuating and sighed. “Brain food,” you replied. “You should try it sometime.”
He smiled in response and crossed his arms. “Alright smartass, wanna tell us why you're investigating this kid?”
“Not investigating him.”
“So then you're stalking him,” Sam asked.
“I’m not stalking him.”
“Well, you’re either investigating or stalking him. You gotta choose one.” Bucky replied again.
You looked at both men hard. “I’m studying him, thank you very much.”
They look at each other with looks of concern, confusion, and playfulness. 
“Stalking?” Sam asked.
“Stalking,” Bucky repeated but as a statement.
Sam turned his gaze back to you. “Sounds like stalking to me.”
“Yep, I agree.” 
“I’m not stalking him!” you exclaimed in frustration. “I’m trying to figure out who he is. You guys, wanna help? Help me figure out who he is and I can stop obsessing over it and move on with my life and run a company and be a normal fucking human being for once in half a decade, alright? If not, just leave me the hell alone to go insane.”
“Like I said, obsessive behavior,” FRIDAY added.
“Not in the mood, FRIDAY,” you responded as you put your food down harshly and rubbed your temples from the headache that had been forming since you woke up that morning from your dream about the Faceless Boy.
“Hey, kid,” Bucky spoke with a concerned tone. “Are you alright?”
Of course, you weren’t alright. After everything that you have gone through this month alone was making you sick. You had so much on your plate and so much to deal with that you had no idea how anyone made it through this before you. You may be being a tad bit dramatic, but you really didn’t care. Anybody in your position would most likely react the same way. You just wanted to figure this all out and move on with your life. 
“No.” You replied. “On so many levels, no.”
“What’s wrong?” Sam crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back on the table next to you as you sat on top of it. Bucky did the same on the other side. You sighed. How were you supposed to explain this entire situation to them without sounding like what you are appearing to be?  
“Promise me you won’t laugh.”
“Oh god,” Sam replied with a cringed wince.
“I’m serious,” you said sternly, looking at him hard. “I need you to promise me you won't laugh. Because if you laugh I swear to god,” you turned to Bucky. “I don’t care if you’re a super soldier,” You turned back to Sam. “And that your Captain America. I will kick both of your asses and web-cocoon you to the ceiling.”
Bucky snorted.
“Alright, little tough shit, calm down.” Sam smiled. “Promise.”
You looked to Bucky, who also promised. 
You take a deep breath to prepare yourself for what you’re about to say. “I’ve been having these…dreams...about a boy. But they’re more than dreams…they’re like...visions, vivid memories. But the thing is this boy doesn’t have a face and this has been going on for a while now. So when going through the Avengers files this came up.” You pull over the holo screen of Peter Parker’s file.
“So this is the infamous Peter Parker you asked us about.” 
“Famous actually,” You took another bite of your salad. “He’s an Avenger.”
Both of their faces twisted in confusion as they looked from you to the screen to each other searching for answers. 
“I’ve never seen him before,” Bucky stated.
“Me either,” Sam said with obvious confusion in his voice.
“Yeah and me three-ther.” You said as you click on a tab on his file and it pulls up information on Spiderman.
“He’s Spiderman?” Bucky asked but it came out more like a statement.
“Yeah,” You confirmed. “You guys don't recognize him and neither do I.”
They look at you with even more confusion and concern.
“Wait, you don’t?” Sam asked with doubt in his tone. “But y’all were partners in justice. Thick as thieves. The Iron Spider Duo. You two had inside jokes for days and were always with each other. How could you not recognize him or know his identity?”
“How can any of us not recognize him or know his identity?” you crossed your arms over your chest in thought.
“Well, we just figured he only showed you his true identity,” Bucky added. “We just thought he was shy or something.”
“Nah,” you shook your head. “He would trust you guys. He would trust all of us… unless…”
“Unless what?”
“Unless he did something wrong…or worse.”
“Okay, Like what?”
“I dunno, Bucky.” You replied and pointed your fork at his head. “What did I tell you about Brain Food?”
He deadpanned. 
“So you think that Spidey Parker is the boy with no face in your dreams?” Sam asked and you nodded. “But you can’t remember him.”
“Yes. I’m eighty percent sure that it’s him but I can’t remember that it’s him. So I’m unsure if it’s him. But my gut tells me that it’s him. So whenever I get too close to knowing, my head feels like it’s splitting in half and I end up with a migraine all day.”
“Do you have any clue how this all happened?”
“I have some hypotheses. One, if it is him and he did something bad and if we can't remember him, he somehow did it to cover his tracks. Two, if it is him and he didn’t do something bad and we can't remember him, someone did it to him to ruin his life. Three, Somehow too many people, or all people found out his identity and for his safety and the safety of others, he or someone else somehow made it so everyone doesn't remember him. Four, one of the big three is involved with some other unexplainable shit.”
“So you’re researching him,” Bucky said to no one in particular.
“Those are some good theories,” Sam responded. 
“But.” you started.  “There’s a question I've been brewing in my mind.” You put the bowl of greens down again. “If we can’t remember him are there others we can’t remember as well? Like a memory blip?”
A moment of silence fell between you guys. It was a thought that terrified all three of you. If one person can be forgotten by the world, who can say there aren't others? Who’s to say it’s not a villainous person? The more you thought about it, the more it struck fear in you. Anybody could just be forgotten and go on with their lives doing something. Or someone good in life has to start all over and be lonely.
Suddenly you felt bad for your other arachno-half.
“Have you tried talking to him?” Sam asked, breaking the silence.
You let out a deep sigh as you remember the entire event clearly. “Yeah…”
“And?”
“And, he won’t tell me anything, which is why I formed my hypotheses. But I get the vibe that he’s harmless.”
“How are you so sure?”
“We got bit by the same spider, I can sense his intentions.”
Another silence fell over you all for a moment. 
“We have to go on a mission for a few days,” Bucky stated. When we get back, we can help you figure all of this out.”
You nodded. “Thank you.”
“In the meantime,” Sam added. “Don’t do anything you would do.”
You scoffed and smirked. “Alright, I’ll just do what my dad would do.”
“Nah, you stay put, alright?” Sam chuckled. “Focus on being one of the 1% who actually give a damn about something.”
You smiled at that. “Be safe.”
Bucky put a comforting hand on your shoulder with a smile, “Be good.”
And with that both of your big bro figures leave and you sighed as you looked up at the screens. You thought about the possibilities of your hypotheses, the conversation you had with MJ, and the discussion you just had with Sam and Bucky. You mentally laid everything out and tried to decipher the missing pieces that you didn’t have. 
Then it hit you. A light bulb went off in your mind. 
“FRIDAY, pull up my dream logs and the information about Me and Peter Parker that we have and put them in timeline order to the best of your ability.”
“On it,” The AI replied back and instantly went to work. “This may take a while.”
“Trust me,” you replied. “I’ve got time.”
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It’s been a week since you walked back into Peter’s life and he hasn’t heard from you since. He knew why though. You were very busy, especially when you had an entire company to run and a family to attend to. Peter was pretty busy too so he had no idea that the days had come and gone so quickly. 
But he did have you on his mind the entire time. 
He was thinking about all the memories that you two had together that you didn’t have. Or maybe you did and his face just wasn’t there in any of them. He thought about you during class, during work, and patrols. His mind was just filled with you, you, you…
He didn’t mind. In fact, he was wondering how he could contact you again.
After classes ended, Peter met up with Gwen, Miles, and Harry again, He usually walked to the train station with Gwen and Miles to take the train home together. Cindy and Pav lived in the dorms so they would usually just go there after classes and relax for a bit before studying and doing homework.
Miles had his arm around Gwen’s shoulders and she had her arm around his waist. Peter thought the high school sweethearts were a cute pair but it only made him miss you more. He was both happy for them and also jealous of them and he felt very juvenile for it. 
“What are your plans for your day off of work, Peter?” Gwen asked.
Peter adjusted his backpack on his shoulder and shrugged. “Probably just gonna take it easy at home.”
“You’re not gonna just sit there and watch Star Wars again are you?” Harry asked with a playful groan in his tone. “I swear you can quote the script of every movie forward and backward.”
Peter laughed. “You say it like it’s a bad thing.” 
They walked out of the doors and down the steps of the historic building. The campus was filled with students going to and coming from classes in the New York City sun as they walked down the sidewalk. 
“So how are things with you and your girl going?” Miles asked. 
“Uhm…I haven’t spoken to her…in like….a week?” Peter said as he rubbed the back of his head.
“Dude?!” Gwen exclaimed and punched his arm slightly. “A week?! Really?!”
“She’s a busy person!” He defended.
“We’re all busy people!”
Peter turned and started walking backward on the sidewalk to face his friends as he addressed them. “Listen, I just don’t want to come off too strong too fast. I want things to go smoothly.”
That was only half true. In reality, he didn’t have your new number and he was terrified to call your office number at the Avengers Building and Nika answered the phone. 
“Yeah but a week?” Miles asked raising an eyebrow. “You could at least ask her how she’s doing and stuff like that.”
Peter chewed his lip as he stopped walking and his friends followed suit. “I mean…you’re right but…I don’t want to be overbearing and overwhelm her or anything. Especially considering everything happening with her, you know?”
“Yeah, totally,��� Gwen replied not looking at him.
Peter noticed that they were looking right past him at something behind him and he followed their view. His face softened when he noticed a figure he wasn’t expecting to see.
There you were leaning up against a black convertible with a red interior. You were wearing your usual leather jacket with a black tee shirt tucked into a pair of fitted jeans and those Ghostface Doc Martens again. Peter concluded that this was your staple look. It was far from your oversized flannels, crop top tees, mom jeans, and Converse that you used to wear most days when you were seventeen. You wore a dark pair of sunglasses while scrolling through your phone. One of your legs was bent as your foot was flat against the door of the car. 
“Hey Parker, your girlfriend’s here.” Harry teased. 
“She’s not-...I mean she is-...I mean-” Peter didn’t even really know what to call you. “She’s not…my girlfriend…right now.”
“Oh? ‘Right now’?” Gwen also teased. “Maybe if you stopped fucking around she would be already.” 
Peter rolled his eyes at Gwen with a small grin. He turned to you and watched you for a moment. Man, you’re so pretty. And he wished that at this moment things were very different.
He wanted it to be that you came to pick him up after class and he would run up to you and pick you up spinning you in a circle and you would squeal and laugh happily. Then you would grab his face and kiss him deeply and show the world that you were his and he was yours. 
“Hey,” Harry elbowed him softly knocking him out of his daydream. “Staring at her like a creep won’t do anything but freak her out. Go talk to her.”
“R-right” Peter stuttered before taking a nervous breath. “Come on, Peter,” He said to himself, “you got this.”  
He started walking towards you and the more he did the more his senses began to pull towards you. You felt it too because you perked up and looked at him. The shaded lenses of your glasses faded to clear lenses and he saw your beautiful (e/c) eyes meet his. He stopped walking when you noticed him. 
“Parker!” You chimed. “Fancy seeing you here.”
He smiled as he stepped closer to you. “I should be saying that to you.”
“I was meeting with the admins about the gala. I plan on doing scholarships for incoming freshmen and offering financial aid to upperclassmen who are running out of money from the government. Same With MIT and the Ivy Leagues,” you explained. “But I thought I might catch you out here, so I stayed to say hello and to give you these.” You pulled a pair of glasses that were identical to yours and held them out to him. “They’re Stark Specs. Dad had blueprints made for them, one for me and one for you, so I decided to bring them to life. I connected EDITH and Karen to them and you can speak to them interchangeably. Don’t use them to cheat on your tests or anything, but I don’t control your life so do what you want.”
Peter chuckled and smiled. “Thanks (Y/N).”
“Don’t mention it,” You reply with a wave of your hand. “Try them on.”
Peter put them on and the glasses automatically began their work of data scan to identify him. Littler blue circles and squares showed up around the lens as they scanned his eyes to identify who he was. Beeping and other computer noises sounded as they worked and loaded information. His eyes darted from each thing that popped up on the screen out of curiosity. Once it finished five seconds later, there was a green bar that flashed in the corner of the screen that said “access granted” and “complete.”
“Hello, Peter,” EDITH Chimed. “Welcome to your new Stark Specs.”
“Uh, thank you…!” Peter replied. 
“Friend detected,” the AI said as it narrowed in on you and your glasses. “Hello FRIDAY.” 
“Hello EDITH,” Peter heard through his glasses.
“Whoa!” Peter replied with wide eyes as he looked at you. “Whoa…”
All of a sudden hearts start forming around your head through his lens. Peter blushed knowing that EDITH knows how he feels about you and with the Bestie Feature, she was messing with him probably just as much as Gwen or MJ would. He noticed that your smile was sheepish and he assumed FRIDAY was doing the same to you. 
“Pretty cool right?” You asked. 
“Yeah,” He smiled softly with hearts in his own eyes as he looked at you. 
“They also will detect whenever you are by any Stark Tech. It will help you on your…y’know.” You said referring to his hero duties.
“Oh yeah for sure,” He nodded understanding as he put his hands in his back pockets.
You smiled and looked behind him. “Friends of yours?”
Peter followed your gaze to his three friends who were looking at both of you eagerly before turning away to look at different things pretending they weren’t just eavesdropping on your conversation. Peter let out a breath of amusement nearly snorting at them before he looked back at you and nodded. 
Oh, those losers?” he responded in a playful tone. “Nah, they’re just whatever.”
“Huh?!” Gwen exclaimed hearing him.
You laughed softly at her outburst as she walked over and wrapped her arm around his neck.
“Hello,” Gwen smiled. “You must be the girl Parker can’t stop gushing about.”
Peter looked at Gwen with wide eyes as Harry walked over and put his arm around Peter’s neck as well with his arm resting over hers. Peter looked at Harry also with wide eyes and an unsure expression on his face. He got the feeling he was about to be tag-teamed by his friends. When Gwen starts some shenanigans, Harry soon follows suit, and vice versa. It’s something Peter had to get used to with them because once they start they don’t stop until they’re satisfied with themselves. It was like they shared a singular brain cell. Usually, Peter just laughs it off, but at the moment he really hoped that he wasn’t about to be the ass end of their lighthearted bullying.
Not in front of you anyways. He wasn’t sure if he was ready for that kind of embarrassment as a makeshift first (really second or third depending on how one looks at it) impression.
“Hey Stark,” Harry smiled. 
“Osborn,” You smiled back. “I thought I might run into you here too but I had no idea you were friends with Parker.”
“Oh, this loser?” Harry replied in the same tone as Peter a few moments ago. “Nah, he’s whatever.”
You and Harry had known each other since middle school and spent your freshman year of High school together at Horizon High before you transferred to Midtown Tech your sophomore year. Peter remembered when you told him that you transferred because you didn’t want to go to a genius school when you just wanted to have a normal high school experience. You also couldn’t stand how stuck up a lot of the students were there. He was always thankful that you transferred otherwise your relationship would probably have been very different. 
You hummed in amusement and Peter blushed. He was definitely about the be the ass of the joke here. 
Peter cleared his throat and swallowed hard as Miles joined in by putting his arm around Gwen with a teasing smile on his face. He had a very different vision of how he thought this moment would go. 
“(Y/N),” Peter started before any of the others could attempt anything. “This is Gwen, Miles and…well you already know Harry. Guys, this is (Y/N).”
“Hello, (Y/N),” Gwen chimed. “It’s nice to meet the girl that has Peter so enamored.”
“Th-that’s a bit-”
“Yeah, it’s nice to meet you,” Miles also smiled. “He talks about you like nonstop, always daydreaming in class. Good thing he’s a genius or he would have been falling behind in class with how much he’s a million miles away.”
No not you too, Miles.
“Oh yeah, for sure,” Harry added. “He even doodles your name in his notebook when he should be taking notes. It’s kind of adorable.”
Peter pulled out of his rather annoying friend's grip and looked at them with a face of disbelief and shock. 
“Guys!” He whisper-yelled.
“Uh oh, we’re in trouble,” Harry sang as Gwen and Miles snickered. 
Peter wanted to run. He wanted to escape. He wanted to not be here at this very moment. He glanced at you to see you looking at him with an endearing smile. 
“Aw, you like me, Parker?” you asked.
“No,” he answered as a reflex. “I mean yes, but…I mean…I…”
Harry pat his back. “That’s our cue, guys.”
Gwen and Miles nodded and said little goodbyes before scurrying away with Harry and snickering at their antics to tease Peter to no end. He glanced at them as they left before turning back to you with a blush dancing across his cheeks, nose, and ears. 
“They seem nice,” you smile genuinely. 
“When they want to be,” Peter responded and rubbed the back of his neck embarrassed. “Sorry about them.”
“Nah, it’s fine really.” you chuckled. “They remind me of my friends.”
Peter smiled thinking about Celina, Ned, and MJ and sighed softly at how much he missed them. He loved his friends now but nothing compared to the history he had with all of you. 
“Are you busy?” You asked. “I promise I won’t corner and interrogate you again.”
“I have time,” Peter responded a little too eagerly for his liking. He mentally scolded himself.
“Great,” You smiled and shoved your hands into the pockets of your jacket. “Wanna go for a ride?”
“Sure!” There goes that high-pitched voice again, he noted.
You giggled as you opened the car door. “You’re cute, Parker.” 
Peter blushed and made his way to the other side of the car. He’s pretty sure if you knew how he was last weekend at a party you wouldn’t find it so cute. He was thankful that his friends didn’t bring that up. He didn’t even wanna think about how humiliating that would’ve been if you knew he had a meltdown because his senses were crazy and craving you so badly. He just missed you so much and reacted in a not-so-healthy way. He wanted to put that all behind him and follow his friend’s advice about starting over with you. He got into the car and put his seatbelt on. 
“Are you hungry?”
“I could eat.”
“Where do you wanna go?” You asked as you put your phone on a dock that was connected to the dashboard. “It’s on me.”
“No, it’s okay! “I-I can pay for myself, it's fine.”
“Consider it an apology for disrupting your day last week.” you grinned as you turned the car on.
“You could never disrupt my day,” Peter mumbled, not realizing that he didn't keep that thought in his head.
“You're sweet,” you smiled in response. “But I’m still paying. So where do you wanna go?”
Peter smiled knowing how stubborn you can be and looked up in thought for a moment. “I can go for a good sandwich right now,”
“Okay,” You nodded. “I know a place.”
You backed the car out of the parking space and drove off. Peter took the time to notice how customized your car was on the inside with various Stark Tech and a fiery red interior and yet the exterior was of a classic sixties Mustang. Peter figured it was your way of being discrete. 
You turned on the music in the car and to Peter’s surprise, it started playing a song that pulled at his heartstrings. 
It’s our love song.
One of the ways you and Peter communicated your feelings to each other in your relationship was through music. He sent this very song when he first said those famous three words and eight letters to you and gave you the necklace that he still keeps close to him. He decided that when you two got closer, he would give the necklace back to you. 
“Oh my god,” you smiled big. “I love this song.” You started singing the lyrics and glanced over at Peter a few times as you sang the first verse. 
Hey, hey, hey, lover
You don't have to be a star
Hey, hey, hey, lover 
I love you just the way you are
For love is just the same
Without fortune or fame
Just give me
True love and understanding
True love and understanding
Peter watched you and smiled as tears brimmed his eyes behind his shaded stark specs. He was so thankful that they automatically shaded themselves earlier. 
“Come on, Parker,” you giggled. “I know you know this song. Sing with me!”
Peter laughs and wipes his eyes as he begins to sing. 
Hey, hey, hey, lover
You don't have to be a queen
Hey, hey, hey, lover
You don't have to have a thing
For I'll be satisfied
Long as you are my bride
Just give me
True love and understanding
True love and understanding
For the rest of my days
You smile listening to him sing before join in to sing the rest of the chorus together. 
No, you shouldn't have to worry
Love's no problem in my hands
Just know I really, really, love you
And in your heart, I'd be a big man
Hey, lover, won't you treat me right
And be with me tonight?
Just give me
True love and understanding
True love and understanding
For the rest of my days
You both laughed as the song continued to play. Peter looked down at his hands contemplating his next words carefully.
“I…uh…showed you this song,” he said sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head. 
“Did you?” you asked. “So I have you to thank for this being in my playlist. Well, you have good taste in music.”
Peter smiled as you hummed the rest of the song to yourself. In this moment, he was truly the happiest he has been in a while and couldn’t wait to create new memories with you. Even if you couldn’t remember the history you had together, at least you were back in his life to create new beginnings.
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Eddie Munson x Reader
Warning: Smut
Summary: You had a great system going on with Eddie. That is until that day with Chrissy.
Your relationship with Eddie was... strange to say the least.
It was basically a system.
More of an unwritten and unsaid contract.
He gave you weed and you had sex with him.
And what amazing sex it was.
It is not what it all started as.
A friend of yours told you that Munson can get you something to forget your problems, and so, you headed over to Eddie's. One thing followed the other and the next thing you knew, you woke up in his bed, naked.
This became a regular thing. And so, your relationship started.
Eddie was a good lover, you would say. He took good care of you and he wasn't the only one enjoying every moment.
He always made sure to make you come multiple times even.
He wasn't selfish, he was definitely a giver.
And sometimes, you wouldn't even make it to his room, his car was big enough for anything anyways. 
He was definitely a good kisser, man could use thing tongue like magic.
Screaming or moaning his name became a daily routine.
You didn't realize but you started to feel more.
Then you heard about the incident with Chrissy.
Why was she at his place? How did she die?
You knew for a fact that Eddie didn't kill her. Eddie wasn't the kind to hurt someone like that.
What was she doing at his place?
You were jealous. You always had a feeling that Eddie had a crush on her. Maybe you were just in the way of him getting closer to her? So when you told him you needed to go home that day, he finally had a chance to go to Chrissy?
Then you overheard Dustin going to find Eddie with his friends.
You joined, of course, you did.
And soon, you found Eddie, you decided to stay with him in the house while the others left.
"I was surprised to see you with them." Eddie said later that evening.
"Why? Not happy to see me?"
"Oh, no, it's not that. I'm just... shocked."
"Why?"
"I thought you know... that we were only... fuck-buddies?"
"Oh. I can leave, if you don't-"
"Stay, please."
You sat back down as you let out a long sigh.
"You are not completely incorrect, in the beginning I did only see you as a... fuck-buddy as you said. I don't know when but... When I heard about Chrissy, I heard that she was at your place, I-I was jealous. I know how you feel about her, I know you have a crush on her and... I was afraid she would take you from me. Because I know you wouldn't choose me and it's okay. I'm not your girlfriend, no matter how much I tell myself otherwise." you never looked at him. Too afraid of the rejection which is about to come.
"I honestly thought you only saw me as the guy who gave you weed and sex. I wanted to ask you on a date, a real one but... I'm the weirdo, the one no one wants around. So, why would you? Looks like both of us were wrong."
Took you a moment to realize what was going on. What he was saying.
"So... she wasn't there to-"
"No. She came for the same reason you did when we first started talking. I had no intention on having anything more with her. While you are correct I used to have a crush on her, I like you, Y/N."
"I like you too, Eddie. And while I know this is not the best time for all of this... this is very fucked up."
"It is, but I know together, we can get through this." he smiled as his hand reached for yours. You smiled back at him, leaning over to place a kiss on his lips. 
"We will get through this together." 
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Across the Multiverse Pt. 1 [Loki x F. Reader]
*This is almost finished, so I will try to post an update at least once a week. I do have a toddler, so no promises. All the hugs to @lokisgoodgirl for reading this and holding my hand through the whole thing. You’re the best!
Summary: Y/N and Loki’s relationship takes an unexpected turn after one of Stark’s parties. When they are sent on a mission to find their multiversal selves, will they realize they should be together? 
Pairing: Avenger Loki x F. Avenger Reader
Warnings: Smut. Minors DNI. 18+ ONLY. Incorrect use of multiverse travel. 
Your best friend Loki always came to your room after he sent his latest conquest packing. He had an endless line of women who couldn’t wait to be the newest notch on his bed post. You had never seen the same woman twice, and he made them leave right after. Then it was the same routine with you. He would make his way next door to your room where you would watch a movie, have snacks, and cuddle.
When you joined the Avengers, you had to do a lot of interviews together. Often paired while training, you two had just clicked. Your friendship had started by giving each other book recommendations, reading together, and eating breakfast after training.  Then came the interview. The one that shot you into best friend status, was one you would never forget. The interviewer incessantly berated Loki for the attack on New York, how some people still viewed him as a villain, and how could we believe he had changed. This was all old news. Loki had been with the team for a while. He had more than proven himself. You could tell the endless questioning was getting to him.
So, you spoke up. “How dare you question his loyalty to us. He has defeated countless enemies to protect this world. He was mind controlled during the attack on New York, so that wasn’t his fault. I trust Loki more than anyone on this team. I’m sure he gets tired of saving people like you, who doubt him daily. But he does it anyway, because he is a great guy.” Loki placed his hand on your thigh and gave you a thankful smile. Ever since that day, Loki got closer to you. He opened up more. He told you about his mother, his childhood being in Thor’s shadow, and his Jotun heritage. He knew you saw right through his cold façade. He trusted you.
“What are you thinking about?” Loki interrupted my wondering mind. I smile lazily at him as I snuggle into his chest. “Just thinking about our friendship.” “I am honored to have you as a friend, Y/N.” Yeah FRIEND, I almost laugh out loud. It’s not that I’m jealous of his harem or anything. I’ve just thought about what would happen if we crossed that line. I have no doubt that it would be mind blowing. He wouldn’t have all these women trying to jump him, if he wasn’t great in bed. My room is also beside his, so I hear everything. It’s kind of sad. I’m stuck in my room with my vibrator, forever single. While he is getting laid every weekend.
Maybe it’s not even him, I’m just horny since it’s been a while right? But he has those long, curly, raven locks that I would love to run my fingers through. The body of a literal god, and oh stop thinking like that! He will never take me to bed. If he did, he would treat me like those other women. He would toss me out on my ass after rendering me speechless. One night of great sex isn’t worth ruining what we have.
~The Next Weekend~
The music is booming over the speakers as I make my way to the bar. If Tony’s parties are good for anything, it’s free alcohol. I glance across the room searching for Loki. Four women surround him. One on each of his arms, the other two trying to get as close as possible. He is putting on a show for them, fireworks dancing in his hands. He catches me staring and winks at me. I turn around smoothing my dress. That’s it! I am not going back to my room alone tonight. I take a shot hoping it will soothe my nerves. I’ve never had a one-night stand before. It’s been too long since I was in a relationship.
I take a deep breath. I can do this. “You look stunning tonight.” Bucky grins checking me out. “Thank you. Hey, do you wanna dance with me?” “Sure thing, doll.” He grabs my hand leading me to the dance floor. A slow song comes on, he pulls my body close to his. His hands rest on my hips, the coolness of his metal arm makes a chill run over me. I rest my head on his broad chest. “Hey Y/N, there’s nothing going on between you and Loki is there?” I laugh at the ridiculous insinuation. “No. Why?” “Because he is looking at me like he is going to kill me.” I glance over at Loki to confirm. Sure enough, he looks really pissed off. “I’m not sure what that’s all about. But I do know it has nothing to do with me. Don’t worry about it.”
The next song plays and I back it up on Bucky in time with the fast beat. I gyrate my hips while his hands roam all over my body. When I turn around Bucky’s lips find mine. His tongue explores my mouth as I pull him closer. I am ready to take him back to my room when I feel a large hand on my shoulder. “Y/N, I need to speak with you.” Loki’s eyes are filled with rage as he takes in the scene before him. “I’m a little busy right now, Lo, can’t it wait?”  
I’m pleading with my eyes signaling that I was trying to get busy with Bucky. Surely, he knows where this was going, that it has been so long for me. He jerks my hand off Bucky, practically dragging me away. “No, it is an urgent matter.” I look back at Bucky and mouth sorry. “What is so important? I was about to get dicked down for the first time in forever by a SUPER SOLDIER, Loki! A super soldier.” I whine. “Just imagine what he can do with that metal hand.” My rant is cut short when Loki slams me against a wall. I peek around his shoulder to find we are in his room. “Loki, what are you doing?” He breathes deeply, eyes conflicted.
“Do you really think he could fuck you better than I could, Y/N?” My heart stops for a second while I realize what he said. “I – um, what?” I stutter, my voice barely recognizable. Loki pushes my hair away from my neck. He places a trail of kisses from my collar bone to my jaw. I’m not sure if I’m breathing. He stops his assault, looking into my eyes intently. “I said do you think he could fuck you better than I could? A super soldier? That is what you desire, love? I am a god. He wouldn’t be able to make you come. I would leave you a whimpering mess, and you would still beg for more.”
He places more kisses to my jawline. “Let me worship you, darling.” He doesn’t have to ask me twice. I nod my approval. “Before we begin, I have two rules you must follow. Number one: do not fall in love. This is the most important of the two. I will never be in love with you, and I do not wish to hurt you. Rule number two: This will only happen this once. I never take Midgardian women to my bed more than that. You lot are too fragile with your feelings. You get attached too easily. The last thing I need is an obsessed woman following after me like a lost dog.” He looks intently into my eyes gauging my reaction.
“I will do whatever you want, Loki. Just please touch me.” His smile turns wolfish as he grabs my face. His lips crashing into mine. When we part, he lifts my dress up. I watch as he peppers kisses on my thighs. He places a kiss to the front of my soaking panties before sliding them down my knees. He tosses them over his shoulder. I cry out in surprise as he lifts me up against the wall. He laughs wickedly as he bunches my dress around my waist.
“I lie awake at night imagining this, Y/N. Wondering how you would taste, what sounds you would make as I brought you pleasure.” “Loki, please?” I beg him gripping his hair trying to pull him closer. He wastes no time. He licks a stripe up my center before suckling my clit. His name a prayer on my lips. I pull on his silky curls as he moans against me. “Tastes so good.” He devours me while pleasure hums low in my stomach. “More, Loki.” He pushes me harder against the wall. I hold onto those glorious, muscled arms. He eats me like a man starved, and I am more than willing to be his feast. “Loki, I’m c... oh God, Loki!” I come down from my high. He places a gentle kiss to my thigh as he sets me down. My legs are so wobbly. I don’t think I can stand on my own. I reach for him to support myself. But he swiftly picks me up placing me on his bed.
He waves his hand and my dress disappears along with his clothes. I can’t help but stare at him. I don’t have long to take in his beauty before he climbs on top of me. He sinks into me completely claiming me. With his moaning against my neck and experienced fingers circling my clit, it doesn’t take long before I am coming undone again. Loki follows close behind. He lays his head on his silky forest green pillows smiling at me.
I don’t think I can handle my best friend throwing me out of his room. So, I stand up covering myself with my hands. I walk over to my clothes long forgotten in the floor. Loki sits up as I start putting my now wrinkled dress back on. “Y/N, what are you doing?” “I was going to go back to my room to shower and give you some space. I know you don’t like women staying over.” His face holds a look of concern while he considers my words.
“I have a bath drawn for you if you wish to stay.” He takes my hand leading me to his bathroom. I step into the warm bath, getting used to the water. Loki climbs in as well. “I thought you said this bath was for me?” I tease.  “I could not leave a beautiful lady to clean herself after I have so thoroughly ruined her.” He smiles while lathering soap on the soft cloth. He pulls me closer starting to wash my arms. When he gets to my breasts, he ditches the cloth using his hands to apply the soap. I moan as he pinches my nipples.
He continues massaging me, working his way lower. I squeak in surprise as he slips one long finger inside me, then another. He laughs mischievously. I lay my head on his porcelain shoulder grasping onto him as I come undone for the third time. When I can think clearly, my eyes find his. “I thought you said we were only going to do this once?” He scans my face, lowering my body onto his. As he sinks into me, he whispers, “Once is not enough.”
Part Two
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aww-canon-no · 11 months
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I am procrastinate my WIP update so I’m repurposing an old avengers incorrect quotes I did 100 years ago for Stranger Things.  This one is Brooklyn 99.
Steve: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”
Eddie:  “I'm scared of businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent flyer miles.”
Jonathan: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.
Nancy:  “I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.”
Robin:  “Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman; you should know how to treat that burn.”
Will:  “I bet it’s really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.”
Dustin: “I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.”
Mike: “No, no, no, I don’t mess with computers, OK? Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, no thank you. I’m done with this.”
Lucas: “I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.”
Max:  “A place where everybody knows your name is hell.  You’re describing hell.”
Eleven: “You just graduated Pie School, bitches! Sorry I said ‘bitches,’ I’m just really worked up.”
Erica:  “Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
Argyle: “I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.”
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ricks-fallen-angel · 17 days
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So instead of just lumping all the of the young MCU heroes together into the young avengers (bad, incorrect idea) I have a proposal (good, correct idea open to suggestions):
1. A Champions mini series of 6 or 8 episodes consisting of Ms Marvel and Peter Parker (I know he’s not a champion in the comics but we need to do something with him and the group could use an older “authority” figure [aka college kid keeping track of the babies]). As new characters we introduce Nova and Miles Morales. They fight a minor villain and come together as a team, end the series with the looming threat of Kang
2. A Young Avengers mini series of 6 or 8 episodes consisting of Eli, Billy, Tommy, Cassie and Kate (again as the college kid pay for/keeping track of things). As a new character we introduce Teddy (finally). They fight a minor villain and come together as a team. Towards the end Nathanial Richards shows up begging for help in the fight against Kang
3. Avengers Next Generation (insert better movie title here) both teams are trying to track down Kang. The Champions are lead to the Young Avengers by mistake(?!) they VERY BRIEFLY think they're on opposite sides but by the 30 minute mark without much damage they realize they're on the same side. Peter makes a quip about them working out the issues without destroying an airport. They fight Kang, its is revealed that Nathanial is the younger version of Kang and formed the team to stop him future self (the Champion's source leading the Young Avengers was right all along!) They beat Kang (maybe Nathanial kills him?) but Nathanial goes into a rage in the process leading him down the path to becoming Kang
The End
(please add your suggestions and adjustments)
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madwheelerz · 11 months
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Today I’ll go over my favorite proofs regarding the manifestation theory and also a rant that I had said I would do ages ago, but never got around to. I’ll be doing these in order of season so it should be easy enough to follow along.
Season 1
In the very first episode we are introduced to the boys playing DnD and witness Will make a failed roll. We get this dialogue between Lucas and Will-
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Which essentially warns us against Mike knowing things. Of course, this doesn’t work out because Will does tell Mike about the failed roll.
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Then he gets kidnapped by the Demogorgon, essentially continuing the game in real life. It’s also interesting to note that the events seem to follow a continuation of the first DnD game that the boys play because the monsters are week to fire, but it won’t kill them completely most likely due to the initial failure in the game.
Season 2->3
I’d also like to point out that Mike knowing things is weird. He shouldn’t know them. Hopper calls him out on it when he says that they can’t just kill the monsters with guns.
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The next thing is a combination and barely involves season two, but remember that super angry terminator dude who just hated Hopper’s guts for no reason and seemed to want to hunt him down in season 3? He looked like he came right out of a movie, but he also didn’t seem to have any motive to hunt down Hopper the way that he did. He was on Hopper’s case even before the entire ordeal with Alexei. Here’s what Hopper says before running into this guy.
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Surely, that’s the only time he’s said something like that-
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Live terminator reaction lmao
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In conclusion, this man has no reason to distaste Hopper except for the fact that a drunk Hopper bumped into him. This guy proceeds to probe around looking for Hopper and not Alexei while referring to him as a “psycho”. Aside from seeming like he got plucked straight out of a movie to be some avenger because a kid found him cool, he’s more clearly targeting an American cop as opposed to the traitor.
The only person who currently has beef with Hopper, thinks he’s “crazy”, and would absolutely prefer some distance between them (cough*ill-annoy*cough) is Mike.
Also, El’s powers notably don’t become targeted by the Flayed in season 3 until after the big argument that has every ganging up against Mike to let her use her powers.
There’s also the entire thing with Suzie and the Russian code. It’s mainly weird because of how they have Suzie point out that Dustin should know the code because it’s a constant. There is no way that the writers are actually trying to convince us that a bunch very intelligent scientist came up with the idea to use Planck’s constant as a code, but a kid particularly dedicated to physics might have.
Season 4
Jason’s speech is like insane to me so I’m going to transcribe the bites of it that are important to me and give a manifestation theory overview of it because I think about it a lot.
“And I’ve come to accept an awful truth.
These murders are ritualistic sacrifices.
This isn’t incorrect Vecna is lowkey sacrificing people in order to open the gates.
And Eddie Munson is the leader of one of these cults.
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Mike too lol.
The mall fire. All those unexplained deaths over the years.
The leader is the one that’s being blamed for everything but given that Eddie wasn’t introduced until this season so it’s impossible to say that he caused all of this to happen from the get-go. Mike on the other hand has been around since season one and given that episode one frames the events that occur to be continuation of the game, he was the Dm for it wouldn’t be that big of a stretch to apply this to him. Particulary when Mike is attributed as a leader for the first time this season while we have the chaotic mess of the leader supposedly being responsible for the events that are unfolding. Also the episode two summary goes ‘A plane brings Mike to California – and a dead body brings Hawkins to a halt.’ This sort of pairs the two events and we go from the cops looking into the events to Mike arriving in California from a visual standpoint.
A lie designed to conceal the truth.
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Hiding him.
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The frames of the Wheeler parents absolutely means that this has to be about Mike in my opinion. Mike is the only him who both Ted and Karen could be trying to hide and protect. It’s also not like Mike is not in danger. We see Nancy shut down Jason’s attempts at finding out Mike’s whereabouts later on.
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Allowing him to… to continue his rampage.
This ironically reminds me of the Wheeler parents not getting involved with Mike lashing out in season two at the dinner table. They let him lash out and do whatever until it become inconvenient for them and by the time that had happened they still went about it in a way that was pretty bad
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