#incorrect norse quotes

[manicpixiedaydreams]

Loki: Who hurt you?!

Fenrir: I'll hurt them!

Hela: I will prepare a place for their bones to rest.

Jormungandr: I like turtles.

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[incorrectedda]

'Kill them with kindness.' Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

—Freyja, probably.

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Y/n's Thoughts#2

Y/n*Is tied with a red ribbon that has a tag"Your's now!" to the gods, still with a dazed look into the abyss*Dude...When we yawn...do deaf people think we are screaming?...

Buddha:...Really we're doing this again?*Came to the God section after he heard your voice your thoughts out loud again*

Y/n: If you're waiting for the waiter...aren't YOU the waiter?*Looks deep in thought*

Buddha:...They're just gonna keep talking...

Y/n: Why aren't apple chargers just called apple juice?

Thor:....*Actually looks like you gave him the biggest revelation*

Y/n: Bruh....if you work as security at a Samsung store ....does that make you guardian of the galaxy?...*Puts the song from guardians of the galaxy-"Stuck in feeling"

Thor:....what is a guardian of the galaxy?

Y/n*Is hugging Loki's leg and looking up at him in shock*MAH GUY HOW DO YOU THROW AWAY A GARBAGE CAN?

Loki: PLEASE STOP MY BRAIN HURTS!?*Actually looks distressed from all the whiplash of thoughts your given him*

Y/n:...If you buy a bigger bed...you're are left with more bedroom but LESS bedroom!?

Buddha*Grabs You and starts to wrap you in a blanket like a baby potato*Alright goodnight you PHILOSOPHER YOU-you should be doing all that thinking in your OWN room...but anyway-*Taking you away to sleep in his room*

The Norse Pantheon was left in disarray...

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: This is problematic of me (joke), but I really enjoy the splashing of French into English speech or writing. It just adds a pizzazz.

JOHN: adds a certain... je ne sais quoi.

ROSE: ...See, the problem is that, despite around eight years of French schooling, the French language has utterly escaped my brain, so even the most obvious set-up I had created for myself by accident was missed by me. Such is life.

JADE: c'est la vie!!!

ROSE: God damn it.

DAVE: sacré bleu

#source: @miraclemaya #sorry i made rose french . its how she spawned in our brain #fun fact the last name 'lalonde' means 'the grove' in french #and it borrows the 'londe' section from old norse 'lundr' #kind of neat to think about since her first name is rose Which Is A Plant #a flower in the grove. rose lalonde. hunned emoji #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #dave strider

[anabellelycan]

Y/n: didn’t you die?

Loki somehow time-slipping into the future: that was weeks ago. Sh!t changes

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[mythos-soup]

Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

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[15pantheons]

Odin: If we’re in trouble, just throw Loki at the problem, and hope for the best.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: If I fall…

Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.

Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?

Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*

Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?

Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

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[lokeanheart]

Loki: imma be real with you guys!

Something that just don’t sit right with me is the word “authority” for some reason it has Thors name in it

And I don’t like that very fuckin much .

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[paradisechid800]

Aphrodite: Wait, so you are a goddess of love and beauty too. Freya: Yeah, I am also a goddess of fertility. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: Uh, I'm also the Goddess of sex. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: ... Freya: I'm also the Goddess of War. Aphrodite: ... Aphrodite: *Pulls out Spear* ME TOO!!!

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[incorrectedda]

A word is the taste our tongue has of eternity; that's why I speak.

—Óðinn, probably.

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#59 Hide n Seek...WENT WRONG

Odin and the Norse Gods are now playing with Child Y/n...

Loki: Okay, okay. We'll pretend to be the other kids now*Turns around full circle and looks down* Hi, Y/n!~

Thor: Hello there, Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Young Y/n: Okay!

Odin: We'll hide, and you count, and come find us!

Young Y/n: Okay, dada!

Odin: No, no. Not daddy, I'm the nice God that wants to be your friend, okay?

Young Y/n: Okay, dada

Odin: No...

Thor & Loki: I'm hiding!*Hiding behind plants*

Odin: Now, count to ten!*Hiding behind pillar*

Young Y/n*Covers eyes with hands and starts to count*One, two, three, um... four?, umm...*Uncovers eyes and spots a trail of wet sand* I like sand...Sand is squishy*spots ahead a blonde tall figure dressed in blue talking to a redhead man with a lion bat?, and gasps* "Can I go play with them?"*Runs to follow them*

....Oh no-

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[godsofhumanity]

Fenrir: Quick! Give me something blunt! Jormungandr: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with Tyr and our own father. Fenrir: Fenrir: An object, Jormungandr!

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[salvepersone]

Loki: You know, the other Asi treat me the same way humans treat the gods.

Hermes: How?

Loki: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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[chaotictasha]

Incorrect quotes #68

Loki: *Gently taps table*

Y/n: *Taps back*

Bruce: What are they doing?

Thor: Norse code.

Loki: *Aggressively taps table*

Y/n: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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