#incorrect number five

[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[yanderetheumbrellaacademy]

Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you

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[ourgoddessathena]

Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"

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[thehandl3r]

The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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[moonyswritinq]

diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."

you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."

five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*

klaus : "yes, you are."

you : "yes, I am."

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[itstheghostofmypast]

Klaus: Has anyone seen Y/N and Five?

Diego: No, come to think of it, I haven't.

Luther: SHIT WE LOST THE KIDS, WHAT IF THEY'RE BRINING ANOTHER APOCALYPSE?!

Klaus/Diego: F***

*Everyone searching for them in panic*

*at a random icecream parlor*

Five: Chocolate?

Y/N: with sprinkles and sauce and marshmallows

Five smiling: Anything for you

Y/N: I love icecream dates

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[https-hargreeves]

Allison (gets a call): Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your kid…

Allison: Claire?!

Kidnapper: What? No, your son

Allison (relived but confused): But I don’t have a son

Kidnapper (becoming frustrated): The who is the brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then cussed us out when we didn’t have it?!

Allison: Oh my gosh they have Five!!

Five: I’m right here

Allison: Oh okay good!

Allison:…

Allison: OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE KLAUS!!

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[eddies-guitar13]

Viktor: what do you call disobeying the law?

Five: a hobby

Luther: *stares intensely at Five*

Five:...that we don't engage in

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[and-make-it-double]

Viktor: You were stabbed?! Why didn't you tell us?!

Five: I felt fine

Diego: That's what we'll write on your grave. "He felt fucking fine"

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[spn-lesbian]

Klaus: hey Five! Look, I made a marshmallow you. He even has his arms crossed because you’re so grumpy all the time. What do you think?

Five, choked up: it’s fine

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[mykinkyyandere]

Naive reader wants to sit on Five's face but she's embarrased to ask him?

AO3

Warnings: yandere, (forced) age regressed reader, kidnapped reader, daddy kink, dub-con, grown-up Five

⠀

You: *looking at his lying body on the bed*

Five: *looking at your drawing but can still see you* What is it, princess?

You: Uh! Huh?

Five: You can't take your eyes off me, do you want something?

You: Uhm... N-no!

Five: *looks at you* Oww, you're needy. I know that face and that tone.

You: ...

Five: *Sits on the bed* What is it, baby? You know you can tell me anything. You can ask for... anything.

You: I-I...

Five: Sit on my lap, princess. I'll teach you that you can ask daddy anything.

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego: What’s going on?

Klaus: I’ve been showing Five all the things he missed while he was in the apocalypse

Five, halfway through his fifth rewatch of Descendants: SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOTS, CARLOS IS ABOUT TO OVERCOME HIS FEAR OF DOGS

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[yanderetheumbrellaacademy]

Y/n: I think I'm falling for you Five: Then get up Y/n: Right, why didn't I think of that? How stupid of me

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[ourgoddessathena]

Five : "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you."

Y/N : "I want you to eat three meals a day, drink less coffee, and have a decent sleep schedule."

Five : "Absolutely not."

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[igotanidea]

The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D.  in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

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[moonyswritinq]

five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"

you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."

klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."

luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."

allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."

viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"

five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"

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