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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 month

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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

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thedisc0panda · 8 months

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Well well well…if it isn’t me and the homies back making memes at three in the morning

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sylvienerevarine · 1 year

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Martin Septim: (on the Mysterium Xarxes) A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.

#tes #oblivion #incorrect oblivion quotes #martin septim #source: 30 rock

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incorrect-para-quotes · 9 months

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#incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls quotes #incorrect oblivion quotes #sheogorath #haskill #caledonia #the hero of kvatch #hok sheogorath

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hecate-valentine · 2 years

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Serana: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or are oranges called orange because oranges are orange? Alessia: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Miraak: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Kyra: What was the color called before then? Freyja: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

#the fact that this is so vivid in my head makes me want to go commit die #skyrim special edition #skyrim #the elder scrolls #miraak #skyrim memes #tes #miraak x ldb #oc: freyja storm crown #incorrect skyrim quotes #incorrect morrowind quotes #incorrect oblivion quotes #oc: alessia tharn #oc: kyra blackthorn #serana #ldb #tes v #freyja has selective smarts

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cheeseandstrawberrytartlover · 8 months

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Ben (HoK): *puts a black soulgem, some yarn and a cabbage of Sheogorath's shrine*

Sheogorath: "Thanks, kid." *shattering noise and very loud, hard crunching*

#incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #oc: ben (hok)#sheogorath

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autumns-dusk · 9 months

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Neryhna Silvon: I have never screamed so much in my life

Ocheeva: And why were you screaming?

Neryhna: I lost at Go Fish . . . WTF!

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raeuberprinzessin · 9 months

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Dick, excitedly showing his newest little sister Marinette the Batcave: This is the Batcave! Overe there is the Batcomputer and here we sharpen our Batarangs. On this side are the Batbikes and if you follow this path you'll find the Batplane. And right here is the Batmobile! Isn't it amazing? We should totally take you on a joy ride with it, don't you agree? What do you say?

Marinette, slowly taking it all in: I feel like you were going for a theme with this ... Let me guess? Moody broody late-pubescent goth?

Alfred: Very well said, Miss Marinette.

Jason, peering at a stricken-looking Bruce: Well, I guess trying to show off how cool you are to your new daughter might not go as planned. Any contingencies, old man?

Tim: Going off of experience, it's having a moody brooding session in the dark cave. You know, like a late-pubescent goth.

Bruce, murmuring: I didn't even name most of these things, why am I getting attacked?