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Olberic: *phone rings* Hello?
Therion: Hey, do you happen to have 2,500 leaves?
Olberic: Why the fuck do you need 2,500 leaves?
Therion: Uh, for an escape room.
Olberic: What escape room costs 2,500 leaves!?
Therion: Jail.
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ort: crick, why does inquisitor temenos call you "little lamb" ?
crick: how about we stop talking for a little while
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Alrond, to Partitio: I don’t normally chase after the men I’m interested in. But for you, Partitio, a bitch might just power walk.
#octopath traveler 2#octopath traveler ii#octopath 2#octopath ii#octopath alrond#alrond octopath#alrond rondwell#alrond#partitio#octopath partitio#partitio yellowil#incorrect quotes
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Partitio: What is, in your opinion, the most common lie?
Osvald, Throne, and Temenos at the same time: I’m fine.
Partitio:
Partitio: I was going to say “I have read the terms and conditions,” but now I’m genuinely worried about y'all.
#partitio yellowil#osvald v. vanstein#throne anguis#temenos mistral#octopath traveler 2#octopath traveler 2 incorrect quotes#source: unknown#tbh you could swap Osvald; Throne or Temenos out for Hikari and/or Castti and it would STILL be accurate#I just went with my favorite(s) of the darker backstories here kjdsfhskjfdhs
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Crick: "Temenos, what do you have there? Is it another clue?"
Temenos: "Oh, no, my Lamb! It is a book of dad jokes! I procured it to torment you!"
Crick: "...What?"
Temenos: "Ooooh, here's a good one! What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?"
Crick: sighs "...What, pray tell, do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?"
Temenos: "A "do-you-think-he-saw-us"!"
Crick: "...By the gods..."
#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#incorrect quotes#Made this joke during Temenos 2 while my friend was playing the game and it was so bad lmao#temenos mistral#crick wellsley#Uhhh#Knightlight#crimenos#I guess? Lmao
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Castti: Good responses for being stabbed with a sword?
Osvald: Rude
Hikari: That's fair
Agnea: Not again!
Throné: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Ochette: Oh no, I'm allergic!
Temenos: You dropped this
Partitio: Sword of seems like you've got a problem with me
Castti:
Castti: You're all wrong there's no good responses because YOU'RE GETTING STABBED. WHY.
#the gang in a nutshell#i think#idk i haven't played the demo can someone confirm#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#octopath traveler ii#castti florenz#osvald v. vanstein#hikari ku#agnea bristarni#throné anguis#ochette#temenos mistral#partitio yellowil#incorrect quotes#incorrect octopath traveler quotes
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Ophilia, concerned: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Cyrus, pissed: I will politely decline.
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Partitio: so, Throné, what do you do for a living?
Throné: I hunt and kill aliens
Partitio: What? Aliens don´t exist, lol
Throné: Have you ever seen one?
Partitio: no...
Throné: you´re fucking welcome
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Osvald: Partitio and I have that kind of chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Partitio: Sentences!
Osvald: Do not interrupt me.
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Temenos: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of Aelfric?
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Tressa, training in Thief subjob: I keep getting caught!! Therion, what am I doing wrong??
Therion: Well first of all, you keep saying "yoink" out loud when you steal things.
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Thanks, this was gold!
Featuring: the Fellowship of Orsterra! (Olberic, Cyrus, Alfyn and Therion)
Quotes from here below the cut!
1-Person Quotes:
Alfyn: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
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Therion: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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Olberic: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Cyrus: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
2-Person Quotes:
Cyrus: We should normalize not loving family members.
Alfyn: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Olberic: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Alfyn: Why start now?
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Cyrus: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Olberic: But your way is sheer force!
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Cyrus: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Cyrus: *turns around and helps Therion through it* Breaking and entering is wrong,Therion.
Therion: Okay.
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Cyrus: Life could be worse, Alfyn.
Alfyn: Life could be a lot better too!
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Olberic, texting Alfyn: *sends a voice message*
Alfyn, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Olberic: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Alfyn: *presses play*
Olberic's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Cyrus: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Alfyn: We’re not friends.
Cyrus, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Cyrus: *runs up to doors*
Cyrus: Be careful, Olberic! These doors say "Blast Danger"!
3-Person Quotes:
Alfyn: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Olberic: Hot dog costumes!
Alfyn: I’m sorry, what?
Olberic: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Therion, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Therion hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Alfyn: Are you saying that Therion would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Therion: I do hate hot dogs.
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Alfyn: I dare you-
Cyrus : Therion is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Alfyn: Why not?
Therion: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Alfyn: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Therion: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Cyrus: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Alfyn: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Olberic & Cyrus:
Olberic: Only one...?
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Olberic: Therion has never seen Star Wars? Cyrus, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Cyrus! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!
4-Person Quotes:
Alfyn: What’s up with Cyrus? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Therion: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Alfyn: Why?
Therion: Olberic smiled at them.
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Therion: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Alfyn: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Olberic: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Cyrus: I handle our accounting.
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Therion: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Olberic: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Alfyn: Cyrus bath water.
Cyrus: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Therion: Shh, here comes Alfyn!
Olberic: Quick, Cyrus, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Cyrus: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Olberic: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
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Alfyn: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Cyrus: Weight loss? Drink water.
Olberic: Clear skin? Drink water.
Therion: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Alfyn: We need to distract these guys.
Cyrus: Leave it to me.
Cyrus: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Olberic & Therion: *immediately begin arguing*
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Therion: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Cyrus: *crouches down*
Olberic: *kneels down*
Alfyn: *sits on the floor*
Therion:
Therion: I hate all of you.
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Alfyn: That's ridiculous, Therion doesn't have a crush on me.
Olberic: Yes they do.
Cyrus: Yes they do.
Therion: Yes I do.
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Cyrus: Made you all playlists!
Cyrus: Olberic, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cyrus: Therion, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cyrus: And Alfyn has the ABBA Gold album.
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Olberic: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Cyrus: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Olberic: One of them punched a gang member.
Cyrus: Alfyn?
Olberic: Therion, actually.
Cyrus: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Alfyn: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Therion: *blushing* I—
Olberic, butting into the conversation: Cyrus is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Cyrus: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Therion: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Cyrus: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Therion: But I heard a siren.
Olberic: That was Alfyn.
Alfyn: Sorry, I got nervous.
Not tagging anyone, but you can click the link if you want to have some fun with your faves!
#incorrect quotes#tagged#Octopath Traveler shitposting#Eisenbright#Alfion#Some of these are in character lol
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Temenos: This year, I lost my dear lamb, Crick.
Crick: Quit telling everyone I’m dead!
Temenos: Sometimes I can still hear his voice…
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Crick: Violence isn't the answer.
Temenos: You’re right.
Crick: *sighs in relief*
Temenos: Violence is the question.
Crick: What?
Temenos, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Crick, running after them: NO-
#crick wellsley#temenos mistral#octopath traveler 2#incorrect octopath traveler 2 quotes#temenos as he immediately resorts to interrogation
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H'aanit: You don’t think I can fight because of my gender!
Primrose: I don’t think you can fight because you’re in a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Olberic can fight in that dress either.
Olberic: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
#referencing my incorrect quotes post from a while back#silly doodle#octopath traveler#olberic eisenberg#h'aanit#they were attacked during their wedding!#how rude!#postal ninja fanart
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Hikari: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Agnea:
Ochette:
Throné:
Partitio:
Castti:
Temenos:
Osvald: *nodding in agreement*
Everyone else at Hikari's surprise birthday party:
Agnea, concerned: All we asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
#saw a lot of cool hikari fanart today and it made me happy because he's my favourite character and i love him to death#but tbh all octopath fanart makes me happy#technically this quote could fit osvald as well#but also i like to imagine that before this osvald sat down and gave hikari a pep talk#'happy birthday. now what do you think about the terrifying concept of time?'#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#octopath traveler ii#hikari ku#agnea bristarni#ochette#throné anguis#partitio yellowil#castti florenz#temenos mistral#osvald v. vanstein#incorrect quotes#incorrect octopath traveler quotes#do octopath characters have canon birthdays?
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