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aimz304 · 2 years
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Alex: i’m not gay but DAMN
Elena: you don’t gotta be gay to appreciate another mans beauty
Alex: nah i’d date him
Elena: oh okay shit
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 215
Tim: Jason, I did something terrible.
Jason: It's okay, I have a shovel.
Tim: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
Jason: It doesn't matter, Timmy. No one will ever know.
Jason: Ding dong, the clown is dead! Bagels for everyone! *tosses bagels to the batkids*
Barbara: So I guess you believe it now.
Jason: Yup. Wanna see the selfies I took?
Barbara: Actually, yes.
Jason: I'll share the album with you.
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Angelo: Whats your prefered study method?
Sebastian: Coffee and tears
Angelo: You're a disaster! ... I can fix you
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Person A: There is my perfect daughter, who I love so much, but won’t call beautiful because she doesn’t like it when people empathize the importance of physical appearance.
Person B: Umm, good morning to you too.
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clemlet · 2 years
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Claude: Can I admit something dark to you?
Dimitri: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?
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Robin: What have I told you about comparing yourself to other people? Steve: To always do it and make sure I'm better. Eddie: No, that's your dad.
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Zoe: Nora, I did something terrible!
Nora: It's okay. I have a shovel.
Zoe: What do you think I did?
Nora: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.
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speedytherandom · 2 years
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Emily: Sue and I went to the opera as platonic companions.
Austin: Platonic companions? What the hell does that mean?
Emily: [Sadly] I don't know.
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Dc. Berkowitz:Lydia can I have this dance?
Lydia:not even if it would cure cancer
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Elena: Something has to be done. I propose using mankind’s greatest weapon.
Alex: FIRE.
Elena: The written word.
Alex: Ugh, I’m out.
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whats-a-terrarium · 5 years
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Syd: FUCK silverfish.
Elena: If those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck 'em.
Syd: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
Syd: *shows a picture of Minecraft silverfish*
Elena: Oh, in Minecraft. I thought you meant real ones.
Sydd: Wait.
Syd: WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES?
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aimz304 · 2 years
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Alex, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Elena, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Penelope: What are you guys doing?
Elena: Playing systemic oppression.
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diagnosedblog · 6 years
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Alex: I just got shot what the fuck
Lydia: Papito how dare you use such language
Alex: I literally have a bullet in me right now what are your priorities
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mischief-marauders · 3 years
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Fleamont (meeting Sirius): Wow you’re a handsome fella. You must breaking all the girls hearts
Sirius (nervous gay laughter)
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Person A: When Person C finds out, you’ll know, because they’ll be on the roof with a Bat-Signal shaped like the pope’s hat.
Person B: He does have a popemobile.
Person B: And a cape.
Person B, suspicious: Huh…
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Tony: Should I be interested? Because I’m not.
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