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spenjelly · 6 days
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Which Nicholas name is your favorite:
-Matricia
-Patthew
-Jartholomew
-Goseph
-Mitchard
-Limothy
-Ronovan
-Yennifer
-Datherine
-Tessica
-Jennard
-Teopold
-Hobert
-Zephany
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as-easel · 6 months
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im chotto an oogesa
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thatssroughbuddy · 5 months
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he is trying his best
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l3viat8an · 5 months
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MC: I've been meaning to ask you something.
Barbatos: Go on.
Barbatos: Only if I concentrate.
MC: Can you read my mind-
MC & Barbatos:…..
MC: Oh, fuck-
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where-is-vivian · 1 year
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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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Enid: Mango is the second best fruit.
Wednesday: Controversial, but I’ll bite. What’s the first?
Enid, without hesitation: Me.
Wednesday:
Wednesday, scorned: You rank me below mango?
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fanaticalthings · 2 years
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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-
Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.
Bruce:
Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.
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eeriethacus · 2 months
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A second part with Aaron to match next to the Andrew piece
Been listening to July by Noah Cyrus
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blitzwhore · 20 days
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Helluva Boss as textposts part 17/?
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21
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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Alastor: What are the disadvantages of eating a clock? Vox: ...Everything. Alastor: It's time-consuming! Vox: Satan I thought you had some depression era and ate a whole pocket watch. Alastor: Alastor: Who said I didn't?
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bluiebirdie17 · 13 days
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Lucifer, to the rest of the hotel: Alastor and I are no longer friends!
Charlie, concerned: !!
Alastor: Lucifer, that is a horrible way to tell everyone we’re now in a relationship.
Charlie, dumbfounded: !?!
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hugeegosorry · 5 months
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what am i doing part seventeen apparently? Jesus
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incorrecttwsted · 1 year
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If Disney won’t make it an otome game by god I’ll do it myself
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Master episode
Doctor: oh Master what are you doing here?
Master: you'd never believe it but I'm here to help you darling
Dr: you're right I don't believe
Companion: gay?
M+D together: no homo *snog*
Dr: oh no bad guys
Master: haha I made alliance with bad guys! I'm safe! Wait, bad guys? What are you doing? It's me, Master-
*they all run*
Dr: wait where is Companion
C: I here and scared.
Dr: good. Now I just defeat baddies *tries. Gets caught. About to be killed*
Master: I must sacrifice myself to kill the bad guys because if they kill babygirl I mean Doctor before I do I will never live with myself
C: okay lol bye
Mater: *dies*
C: you think we'll ever see him again?
Dr: no, babygirl I mean Master is long gone, for good, finally, no possibility of cloning, no extraction points, no resurrections, no timeline forks, nothing. Nada. Goodbye, babygirl M. Forever.
M: hi guys I'm back
Dr: Yayyy ily- I mean wtf. Okay bye
[CREDITS]
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loki-stuff · 2 months
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Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Loki:
Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-
B-15: We know what you meant.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 24 days
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Choi Han: So, Coleph sneezed a while ago and I accidentally said "shut the hell up" instead of "bless you"
Cale, raising an eyebrow: Accidentally?
Choi Han: ...sorry Cale-nim
Cale: No, keep it up
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