#incorrect once upon a time

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: what did you ask me to do again?

Regina: I literally told you two minutes ago

Emma: I do not control the remember

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[marvelflame2010]

Jefferson: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over.

Jefferson: What do you want me to do?

Regina: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit

#source: ant-man #that's basically what s1 episode 17 was! #ouat #regina mills #ouat incorrect quotes #once upon a time #incorrect quotes #incorrect regina mills #hat trick #jefferson #the mad hatter #jefferson hatter #wonderland #the queen of hearts #alice in wonderland #once upon a time incorrect #incorrect once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect quotes #grace ouat #mad hatter #evil queen incorrect quotes #regina mills incorrect quotes #mad hatter incorrect quotes

[the-thing-inside-your-closet]

Emma: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.

Killian: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Emma: ...

Emma: Hmmm...

Regina: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Emma: HMMMM...

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[taurielofmirkwood77777]

If I didn't know better, seeing a man interrupt a woman's date, speak insane stuff, tell her to go to a specific address, and then offer her a strange drink, would make me think I'm watching a horror film and make me root for the woman. Good thing I do know better, that I'm in the middle of the third season of a fantasy show, and therefore I'm rooting for the man.

#once upon a time #incorrect once upon a time #emma swan #captain hook #killian jones #captain swan

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Incorrect OUAT #9

Ruby: Hey Regina, how old is your mom?

Regina: What?

Ruby: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come into the house, she was like, "You wanna eat?" I said, "Eat what?"

Regina: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!

Ruby: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! You're the one who wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! So wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody is gonna get 'em. Ms. Cora, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

#incorrect once upon a time #incorrect once upon a time quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes #ruby lucas #regina mills #source: Think Like a Man (2012) #Cora Mills is a cougar: fight me #this is canon

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Peter Pan: You've failed Baelfire. You're a disappointment, Rumples.

Rumplestiltskin: Maybe that's the real family legacy. Fathers who disappoint their sons.

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[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

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[goosin-around]

Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.

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[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

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[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: If you ever feel embarrassed remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to only be gay at night.

Regina: The Gay Knight Rises.

#regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: tumblr

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

#incorrect quotes #ouat #swan queen #emma swan #regina mills #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #once upon a time

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: I just want to annoy one person for the rest of my life. Is that too much to ask for?

Regina: am I a joke to you?

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[marvelflame2010]

Alice: Here you are. A nice, warm cup of coffee

Rogers: It's cold

Alice: A nice cup of coffee

Rogers: It's raining outside

Alice: A cup of coffee

Rogers: I'm not even sure this is coffee

Alice: ...cup

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[uncorrectintamed]

Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #incorrect quotes #source: once upon a time

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

Nikolai: I have a little something that might help our situation. I've been saving it for a rainy day.

Zoya: Well it's storming like a bitch. Where is it?

#shadow and bone #incorrect shadow and bone #king of scars #incorrect king of scars #rule of wolves #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyanelsky #incorrect once upon a time

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Incorrect OUAT #6

Regina: I told you not to befriend crows anymore.

Emma (exchanging offended looks with her new crow friend): Russell Crow befriended me.

Regina: Did you or did you not go to the park today with a pocket full of shiny things with the intention to befriend a crow?

Emma: ...

Regina: ...

Emma: Look, when the crow uprising happens, you're gonna be glad I did this.

Regina: For the last time, there will be no crow uprising!

Emma: That's not what Russell said.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #swan queen #regina mills #emma swan #Source: My Facebook Page #incorrect once upon a time #once upon a time