#incorrect one direction quotes

[igetnightmares]

Harry: I won't forgive you unless you say the magic words.

Louis: I love you?

Harry: ...

Harry: I was hoping you'd say "I'm sorry" but that works too.

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[enchantedlandcoffee]

Normal text conversation with the boys:

Zayn: I know all, Louis

Louis: That's mildly concerning

Zayn: I know

Louis: Are you in my walls?

Louis: Because if so you need to start paying me rent

#incorrect one direction quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #Source: Hash Brown (aka Hani and Ash)

[green-eyed-weirdo]

Harry: “oh my god… I’m in love with Louis”

Zayn: “yeah…”

Harry: “what? You knew?”

Zayn: “…yeah?”

Harry: “why didn’t you tell me?!”

Zayn: “we thought you knew!”

Harry: “WE?!”

Zayn: “yeah, me and the lads… we all know, we talk about it all the time, actually”

Harry: “I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME!!”

Zayn: “because we thought you knew! It’s so obvious! That would be like… you know, like telling Niall hey, you’re Irish.”

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[professionalprocastinater28]

Louis: i need to get something off my chest..

Harry: is it your shirt? please tell me its your shirt

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[hells-hello]

Niall: i was wrong

Harry: i want a proper apology.

Niall: that was a re-

Harry: with the little dance.

Niall: no. i don’t do the dance.

Harry: i did the dance in 2011, 2013, 20-

Niall: fine!

Niall:

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[bamboozled-distress]

Me: i had such a cool dream

My brain: what dream?

Me: oh well

Me: you know..

Me: the one where

Me: i

Me: …

Me: what dream..?

My brain: exactly

my brain does this so much let me remember my fun dreams you piece of shit

#this happens so much it’s not even funny at this point #like my dreams could be best sellers as book if i could remember them #this is sick in the head #incorrect one direction quotes #louis tomlinson #1d #lol #louis 1d #larry stylinson #oscars #six of crows #avengers #crooked kingdom #the avengers #harry styles #kaz brekker #zayn malik #inej ghafa #louis and harry #mcu incorrect quotes #hi #random #wait this is like totally a serious black thing #like he would say this #and Sirius black* #the mauraders map #siruis black #atyd sirius #wolfstar

[1d-incorrect-quotes]

Louis, Niall, and Zayn are sitting on a bench Liam: Why do you guys look so sad? Louis: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Liam sits down* Niall: The bench is freshly painted.

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[irishprincessniallhoran]

One Direction incorrect quote! Thinking of making more of these!

Niall, on the phone to Harry: Did you know that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?

Harry: Awww so cute!!

Niall: I know right. By the way, I'm in the hospital, I got hit by a car.

Harry: WHAT?? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME STRAIGHT AWAY?

Niall: WELL I DIDNT WANT YOU TO PANIC.

Niall: THINK OF THE OTTERS HARRY, THE OTTERS

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[itsjustlarryx]

Louis: feels good to talk to you again

Zayn: yeah it does. Are we gonna let the fans know tho? If we do, how?

Louis, smirking: yep and i also have an idea how. Just trust me, this is gonna be fun

#incorrect one direction quotes #zayn malik #louis tomlinson #zouis

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.

Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.

Louis: Is that so?

Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Zayn: Of course bro!

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[igetnightmares]

Harry: Lou, I'm cold.

Louis: Aw, babe do you want my sweater? I could give you a blanket? Do want some hot chocolate?

Liam: I'm cold too-

Louis [Glares at Liam]: Suffer.

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[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “You’ve been staring at me for ten minutes now, got something to say?”

Person B: “Oh, no! I just... I mean, you’ve... you’ve changed a lot since I last saw you...I was shocked, that’s all.”

Person A: “Death tends to have that affect.”

Person B: “...what?”

Person A: “Don’t worry about it.”

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[enchantedlandcoffee]

Harry: Lou, you know what would really spruce up the place? Louis: For the last time, Harold, we are NOT getting a piano. Harry: But- Louis: No, because the only way we could get a piano is if we get rid of the TV. Harry: Well- Louis: Oh no you don’t. If the TV goes, I go. Harry: … Louis: WHY ARE YOU EVEN CONSIDERING IT?!!

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #incorrect one direction quotes #deleted scene from two hearts in one home

[1dlthslvr]

Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.

Liam: Yes he does.

Zayn: Yes he does.

Niall: Yes he does.

Louis: Yes I do.

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[professionalprocastinater28]

Louis: you know u cant really make everyone love you, you're not harry

Liam: not everyone loves harry thou-

Louis: who doesnt? give me names

Liam: i just-

Louis, pulling out a baseball bat: NOW

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[maxcuntstappen]

Formula One Drivers + One Direction Tweets: 1/?

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