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incorrectbatfam · 1 month

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Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

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vigilvntes · 7 months

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dick, giving the family a pep talk: everything you lose is a step you take

the family, nodding in agreement:

jason:

jason: hang on. wait a sec. did you just... quote taylor swift?

dick: ......what? no. no.

jason: no. no, you definitely did. that's taylor swift.

dick: it's not–... i didn't–

barbara: how do you know enough taylor swift to be able to quote her in your speeches?

dick, panicking: *points at jason* well how does he know enough taylor swift to be able to notice that i'm quoting taylor swift?

jason, on his way out: my lawyers will be in contact

tim, quietly: he doesn't even have a lawyer

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes #12

Babs: *Over comms* What's your emergency?

Tim: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.

Babs: Is it your blood?

Tim: Yes, I think so.

Babs: Do you know where it's coming from?

Tim: Probably the stab wound.

Babs: Have you been stabbed?

Tim: Oh yeah, definitely.

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rainnyydaysworld · 2 months

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Tim: Hey, do you know the password to Damian’s computer?

Duke: Fuck you, Tim.

Tim: Hey!!

Duke: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTim".

Tim: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Reader: Get on my level!

Steph: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

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*Dick is fighting a monster*

Barbara : Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Dick: The power to believe in myself!?

Barbara : No, a knife! Stab it!

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Reader: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Jason: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Damian: Tim, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Tim: Aww, thanks-

Damian: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

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Reader: So, Steph is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Cassandra: Why?

Reader: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Steph, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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vodrae · 4 months

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Barbara Gordon: Cobblepot is trying to hide his money in the blockchain. Unfortunatly to him, Satoshi left some backdoors to use.

Tim: Yeah back in 2009 I didn't know how to code encryption of this level.

Babs: Of course in 2009 you were- DID YOU JUST SAY YOU CREATED BITCOIN ??

Tim: I was bored at home.

Babs: Are you aware some countries want your head ???

Tim: Tell them to wait in line.

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headcanonthings · 5 months

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*Over comms* Jason: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. Tim: His name was Jared he's 19. Duke: When his parents built a very strange machine. Dick, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. Steph, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! Barbara: Horrible job everyone.

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ladymarvel27 · 9 days

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Charles: I'm on top of the world Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap Charles: Max is my world. Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 22 days

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Dick: You leaked top secret government documents to the press!?

Barbara: You said I should do something fun with my night off, I don’t see the issue.

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Dick: Hey can someone let Bruce know I'm going to the library, I won't be long

Barbara: What do you mean you're going to the library?

Dick: I'm getting a book, I want to read.

Jason, who just walked in: You can read?

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 1 year

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Bruce: Don't talk to me or my son, or not-my daughter, or my son, or my daughter, or my other not-my daughter, or my son, or my son, or my son ever again

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incorrectbatfam · 9 days

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How does the batfam respond when people say, "You look just like your father!" Thinking they're related?

[at a gala]

Gotham socialite: How cute, you all look like Bruce!

Dick: Is there something on my face?! Quick, someone give me a mirror!

Cass: The horror.

Jason: I've died again and gone to hell.

Tim: Oh. This. I don't like this.

Damian: Wrong, he looks like ME.

Barbara: *straight-up leaves*

Steph: You did NOT just call me Gen X.

Duke: With all due respect, no the fuck I do not.

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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part 3

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shyjusticewarrior · 6 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 196

Bernard: Tim texted me "my love, I am intoxicated" and five minutes later Stephanie sends me a photo of him, passed out, phone in hand and zoomed in on one of my selfies.

Barbara, to the batkids: Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population. Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

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gothamundernightlight · 9 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*the world is in danger, but the Justice League has a plan

Superman: So, what do you think?

Batman: You mean to tell me…

Batman: Your whole plan to save the planet revolves around my children doing what they’re supposed to be doing at the time they’re supposed to be doing it?

Wonder Woman: Essentially, yes.

Batman: *deadpan look

Batman: We’re all doomed.

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ktkat99 · 1 year

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Tim, walking into the kitchen covering the speaker of his phone- Where's my air horn? I've got one of those phone scam artists on the line and told him I was going to get my credit card.

Damian, holding out his hand- Allow me. I enjoy playing with them.

Jason, watching Damian leave the room- I call the next one. I like seeing how long I can keep them on the line. My record is forty minutes.

Dick- I like to see if I can distract them. I once got someone to vent about their sisters upcoming wedding for so long they forgot they were trying to scam me.

Cass- I just give them random numbers until they get sick of me and hang up.

Barbara- I think my number got scratched from their call list after I read out the credit card info of the guy calling me. The fear in his voice when he realized I had just given him his own number was so rewarding.

Damian, walking back in and handing Tim his phone back- Here. I also have his name, address, social, email, and geographic location.

Tim- How..?

Dick- Why??!

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marenwithanm · 9 months

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Removed from any linkverse stuff, here's an alignment chart based on their in-game personalities lol

Edit: NO NO IM SO WRONG MINISH CAP LINK AND SPIRIT TRACKS LINK NEED TO SWAP ROAD WORK AHEAD IS SO PERFECT FOR SPIRIT TRACKS AKDJAKSJSK

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