#incorrect order

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #he still gives all his kids uppies #batdad #he just needs to up his weight training game in order to do so #everyone is worried he’s going to throw out his back one day

[nephilimbrute]

Late night posting. Thingy i made when i was losing my mind i might render it

#splatoon #agent 8 #jelleton #side order #side order au #CAN YOU IGNORE THE INCORRECT TAG IF YOU SAW IT

[escapismisaddicting]

“Hey! Yeah, Talia, It’s me Jay.”

“No, Bruce hasn’t been causing me any trouble, um- it’s actually the opposite problem. You… you know post-nut clarity? I think I’m getting post-lazarus clarity. You know?”

“Yeah… Talia, you kinda failed to mention all the shit that had changed in Gotham while I was gone. Like sure I have a replacement now whoop dee doo! But like- I also apparently have a charity named after me? All proceeds go to refurbishing crime alley- and apparently it’s been so successful that most kids I knew back then are now working in Wayne Industries. So- And you know that’s not the only thing? I have a park now. Like a genuine park named after me. With a statue of me in the center of a god damn water fountain. My favorite gargoyle was moved to the entrance of the park. Fucking hell Talia- I HAVE A MENU ITEM AT BATBURGER. NOT ROBIN. NOT RED HOOD. LIKE GENUINELY JASON PETER TODD HAS A FUCKING MENU ITEM THERE! IT WAS BASED ON HOW I WOULD EAT IT ON PATROL- I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THIS INFORMATION TALIA!”

#batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #ressurection #talia al ghul #batburger #his order is the Todd burger #it’s just a burger with curly fries #and coke with ice cream in it #all proceeds go to charity #shitpost #incorrect quotes

[l3viat8an]

MC: I've been meaning to ask you something.

Barbatos: Go on.

Barbatos: Only if I concentrate.

MC: Can you read my mind-

MC & Barbatos:…..

MC: Oh, fuck-

#it’s not out of order that’s on purpose lolol #surprise it’s queue! #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me barbatos #obey me mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me fandom #om! incorrect quotes #om! barbatos #om! mc #om! shitpost #obmswd barbatos #obmswd mc #incorrect quotes

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 17/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21

#helluva boss #Blitzwhore shitposts #Helluva boss as textposts #Helluva boss memes #Helluva boss meme #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss incorrect quotes #stolitz #no image description #Yes the last 4 were placed in that order on purpose akdkskfisidj

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: cody, dear. have you seen my cloak? i'm sure i left it here.

cody:

cody, getting up, walking out– only to return with at least 20 cloaks in his arms: you might need to be a bit more specific, cyare. is it the one from yesterday, last week, or the one you wore to confront grievous?

obi-wan, sheepish: ah.. well, i suppose any will do.

#commander cody #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #codywan #obi wan x cody #incorrect quotes #codywan incorrect quotes #OBI-WAN PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF #cue the fanart of cody carrying a pile of cloaks #order 66 didnt happen #codys tired

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained

Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.

Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.

Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.

Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.

Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.

Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.

#incorrect super smash bros #Soulsborne #Shadowsoulsborne Ring #Dark Souls #Dark Souls 2 #Dark Souls 3 #Sekiro #Sekiro Shadows Die Twice #Bloodborne #Elden Ring #Gwyn #Gwyn Lord of Cinder #Nashandra #Aldia #Aldia Scholar of the First Sin #Gehrman #Gehrman the First Hunter #Radagon #Radagon of the Golden Order #Marika #Queen Marika the Eternal #Elden Beast #meme #funny #joke

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Angel!Y/N visiting Lucifer]

Angel!Y/N : you’re wearing your wedding ring again?

Lucifer, defensively : I-i found it in the drawer

Lucifer : and don’t do that.

Angel!Y/N : don’t do what?

Lucifer, frustrated : you’re doing that again—

Lucifer : with the eyes, with the head cock, and the dime-sized pupils—

Lucifer : —looking at me as if I am some wounded animal that needs your pity—

Angel!Y/N : it’s called empathy, Lucifer. I’m worried about you..

Lucifer, face flushed from embarrassment : ..I’m sorry, dove. It’s been awhile..

Angel!Y/N, pats him on the shoulder : don’t sweat it, ducky

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #Hazbin Hotel x reader #Hazbin hotel x you #Hazbin Hotel Lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer morningstar #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x reader #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x you #Hazbin hotel Lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #Original prompt : Law & Order SUV/OC (tv show) #angel!reader #Angel!Y/N #Hazbin hotel angst #🕊 | Sonnet

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*​Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!! #obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*

anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?

mace: good riddance

anakin: nope. plo?

plo: palpatine was definitely something

anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?

yoda: abstain from this, i do

anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan

obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist

anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral

#my favorite thing is when palpatine just dies #they don’t know that he’s a sith yet #fuck palpatine #sheev palpatine #anakin skywalker #mace windu #plo koon #yoda #obi wan kenobi #sw stuff #jedi order #star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #sw: tcw #star wars incorrect quotes #the clone wars incorrect quotes #jedi incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars incorrect quotes

[specialvalentinesunit]

#do they even know #svu #incorrect quotes #law and order svu #incorrect svu #shitpost #elliot stabler #olivia benson #bensler #eo #in the criminal justice system

[dragonflavoredcake]

TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)

#rest in peace jellie #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #jellie #jellie the cat #cat: jellie #tinfoilchef #tfc #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw animal death #cw pet death #cw food #source: tiny kitten orders a meal

[cathrrrine]

rafael, sighing as he walks into the precinct: what is it now? i told you not to call me on my day off, benson.

olivia: sorry, we needed all hands on deck. suspect’s in holding, we need— wait, why are you wearing a tux?

rafael: i was in the middle of proposing to y/n.

olivia: you- AND YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE?!?!

rafael: i didn’t want to! she made me pick it up in case it was urgent!

y/n, skipping into the room while showing off her ring: I’M GETTING MARRIED! I’M GOING TO BE A BRIDE! HE’S GOING TO BE MY HUSBAND Y’ALL WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

olivia: so… i take it she said yes?

#law and order svu #incorrect svu quotes #rafael barba x reader #olivia benson x reader #monica and chandler energy #cat writes incorrect quotes

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: gets a text Oh! It’s Quinlan.

Kit, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?

Obi-Wan: Yeah, he said he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Kit: Wow! Where’d he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Obi-Wan: You wanted fake blood?

Kit: ...

Obi-Wan: I’ll go call Quinlan.

#kit you should know better #honestly what where you thinking will happen? #jedi black market provided to you by Obi-Wan and Quinlan #obi-wan kenobi #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #star wars #clone wars #kit fisto #quinlan vos #obi-wan and quinlan #jedi order

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.

BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)

Cal, tearing up: Okay

#where would we be without them #source: ??? #cal kestis #bd 1 #cere junda #merrin #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #fallen order incorrect quotes #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #Star Wars #greez dritus

[timdrakesbussy]

Haley: *Pointing at Sebastian* We can't manipulate, Haley: *Pointing at Alex* mansplain, Haley: *Pointing at Sam* or malewife our way out of here. Abigail: *Wielding a sword* MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN

#look i think they need to hang out or whatever #i don't think they got along during their high school years so imagine this #they unintentionally meet in zuzu city and got themselves in trouble by accident so they need to work together in order to get out #or else they're met with the combination of robin jodi caroline and evelyn's wrath #well evelyn wouldn't be mad -- she'd be disappointed and frankly that's far scarier than the rest #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew incorrect quotes #sdv haley #sdv sebastian #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv abigail #stardew haley #stardew sebastian #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew abigail