Han: So hold on, if you were created for the Clone Wars, how long before was that? How old were you?.....How old are you now?
Cody, already tired of Han: Not as young as we could've been, but not as old as you might think
Han: Okay that was frustratingly vague...how old are you?
Fox: I'm 32
Han: See, that's an answer! That's how we answer people!
Fox: Well 32 how you'd measure in years-
Han: Alright I'm just gonna drop it
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Talon Karrde: What are your concerns?
Luke Skywalker: Well, you’ve kidnapped me.
Talon Karrde: Hmm, noted. Go on.
Luke Skywalker: And you threw me in this dungeon.
Talon Karrde: I see. Anything else?
Luke Skywalker: Uh, no. But... hmm. No, I guess those are the main two.
Talon Karrde: Thank you. Your feedback is a gift.
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Luke: Looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one.
Leia, pulling out her lightsaber: Manslaughter it is.
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Ahsoka, Anakin and the twins are playing 'Never have I ever'
Luke: Never have I ever been in a jail.
Ahsoka:So I drink?
Leia:No no, you have to drink only if you have done it.
Ahsoka drinks.
Luke: I can't believe you have been arrested aunt 'Soka!
Ahsoka:And I can't believe your dad hasn't!
Leia: Me too!
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Luke: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Leia: And you came to me?
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Luke, trying to flirt: how's the most beautiful person here doing~?
Y/n, much more smoothly: I don't know, how is he~?
Luke, flustered: I-
Han, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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The New Canon Luke Skywalker!
Rey finding Luke on Ahch-To: Excuse me? I'm looking for the Last Jedi, have you seen him?
Luke Skywalker: That's me, I'm Luke Skywalker.
Rey: Who?
Luke Skywalker: ... You know, Luke Skywalker, the Rebellion hero?
Rey: Sorry, doesn't a ring bell. The only Jedi I've heard about who supported the Rebellion is Ahsoka Tano, the great founder who slew four Inquisitors and defeated Grand Admiral Thrawn.
Luke Skywalker: I persuaded Darth Vader to turn his back on the Sith and kill the Emperor?
Rey: Well that can't be, Master Tano told everyone Anakin Skywalker's fall was just destiny. So he'd have turned back anyways at the right time, with or without you.
Luke Skywalker: I started a Jedi Academy to revive the Order?
Rey: Really? The great Master Tano taught even the non Force-sensetive to use the Force. Did anyone join your Academy?
Luke Skywalker: Uh well, one person did, my nephew Ben who turned to the Dark Side and burned it down a week later. Ahsoka chased off my only other student by telling me I needed to press the importance of never seeing his adoptive father again on him.
Rey: Did... You do anything else?
Luke Skywalker: Uh, no. The New Republic called Ahsoka for all their emergencies and the planet I built my Academy on didn't have service so I never found out was happening until it was too late and... Okay look I blew the up the first Death Star!
Rey: Oooh! That Luke Skywalker! I mean it doesn't seem that important in retrospect since the Rebellion was much more widespread than Yavin, Rogue Squadron did all the real work and there've been so many other planet killers since but still that was a good job and-
Luke Skywalker: *Sighs*
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Veers walking into Piett's office: I'm invoking the "no judgments" clause of our relationship.
Piett, sighing as he puts down his datapad: Oh force...what did you bring back on the ship this time?
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Leia Organa, pregnant: Han, my water just broke.
Han Solo: Don't worry about that, I'll just get you another one.
Han Solo: Oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse!
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