#incorrect owl house
Eda: Quick! Give me something blunt!
Lilith: You have a hard time letting people in and trusting individuals!
Eda: AN OBJECT, LILY!
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King: Oh no! The sign printed out wrong! It’s supposed to say “Luz’s Birthday”
Eda: What does it say?
King: “Luz’s Bi”
Eda: Wait that still works
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Amity: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Luz: Anything, honestly, but cotton candy haired goddesses especially
Amity, desperately, as Luz bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Luz: Oh! B positive.
Amity: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
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This statement exudes Eda and Stan energy. “You can be anything you want to be, as long as you’re not a cop.”
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Eda: Wow they finally sent me a certificate for my work in the community
Lilith: That’s a warrant for your arrest
Eda: Same difference I’ll hang it up anyway.
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The Owl House characters as things my friends have said, pt. 1
Luz: What time is it? It’s 11:30? How is that right?
Eda: That says 11:51, kid.
Luz: Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
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Amity: This plan will probably get me killed.
Luz: You gotta be positive! Be more certain of yourself!
Amity: I’m positivity certain this plan will get me killed.
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luz: can you please open the spaghetti sauce?
eda: *smashes the jar on the counter and dumps it into the saucepan*
luz: there's glass in it-
eda: adds to the texture
eda: cronch cronch cronch
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Alright, I caught one of you. Who stole the quote from who? 🙃
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Luz, laying on her back in her cot with a dreamy look on her face: hey so you know Amity?
King, sitting next to her: that cupcake smasher? Yeah, I know her. I could never forget that evil glare as she stomped on my precious cupcake!!
Luz: yeah, her glare is definitely something. I wonder how she's doing. (Sits up) King! What if we went to see her? Imagine us going to the street market! Oh King, I bet you'd love Amity now. She's just so fun! Like with how I can just talk about Azura for hours and she just always says the cutest things afterwards! And last week, when I carried her back from that Grudgby match--so? What do you think?
King, with a soft supportive look: That cupcake girl means a lot to you, doesn't she?
Luz, softly: Well of course she does. She's my best friend, (rubs King's head) besides you of course.
King: (sniffles) Well, I guess I could go meet her. If it'll make you happy. But she better bring me a cupcake! I need payback!
Luz: (gasps in excitement) heck yeah! This is gonna be so fun!! You two are gonna get along so well...
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Amity: I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a human.
Luz: How about side by side with a friend?
Amity: Aye. I could do that.
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*in the middle of the night*
luz: what time is it?
king: i don't know. hey, can you hand me that recorder?
king: *starts playing recorder aggressively*
eda, from the other room: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 3AM?
king: it's 3am
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Amity: God, please give me the strength to deal with these idiots
Eda: I met God once. 0/10 recommend, she's a little bitch
Amity: *panic dialing up to 11* Explain
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Eda: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted posters make it look.
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I did all of these today. I dont have a problem wdym.
Quotes by @mysteriousowlspy (except yknow, the first one)
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Amity: love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Emira: you’re literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Luz right now
Amity, pointing the glue gun: you’re on thin fucking ice.
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Hunter: Who’s this?
Luz: This is my partner, Amity.
Hunter: And you two are dating?
Hunter: [turning to Amity]
Hunter: My condolences.
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Luz: I don’t make spelling mistakes
Amity: Your good morning text had seven grammatical errors.
Luz: Those were all intentional
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Luz: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Eda: Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
King: Lilith tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Raine: Quit your job
Raine: Join my emo band
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