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owlish-owlhouse · 2 years
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Hunter and (Y/N) at Hexside
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(Y/N): Hunter you need friends other than me.
Hunter: I have friends other than you.
(Y/N): ...
You both glance at FlapJack
Hunter: The palismen counts.
(Y/N): The palismen does not count.
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fruitybean2024 · 8 days
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owl house incorrect quotes #1
willow: dads meet hunter willow's dads internally: oh no an older teenage boy hanging with our daughter!!! he has scars and a mullet!! willow: hunter, tell them about yourself hunter: uhm i like wolves and i wanna be a palisman carver when i grow up but i also really wanna study magic at hexside and i played flyer derby with Willow and- the dads: willow if you don't marry him we're signing adoption forms
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mushroommoth-art · 1 year
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random quote generator I love you! Raine was hard to draw so I’m gonna practice drawing them.
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hahyacinthus · 3 years
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Luz: I like watching criminal minds because I like to know what makes people tik. I also like to know why people do things like murder, but it's also because I'm afraid of being murdered.
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pra370r1an · 3 years
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Mrs Jenkenmeyer: Now take some Worm root and add it to the potion. Good, then add the frogs breath.
Mrs Jenkenmeyer: Edalyn, you haven't added the frog's breath?
Young Eda: Shove it.
Mrs Jenkenmeyer: *Gasp!*
later...
Principal Bump: Edalyn, what are you rebelling against?
Young Eda: What do ya got?
Principal Bump: *Gasp!*
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MByleth: Want to hear our biggest fears? On three. One… Two…
MByleth/FByleth (Bylass): Being alone Forever! / Being stuck with you forever.
MByleth: (sighs dispirited)    
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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At a sleepover at the Owlhouse where Hunters laying on your lap
Hunter: You made me forget that the world is a horrible place...
You and Hunter lock eyes, you with a shocked expression him with a happy one as he sleepily smiles upbat you
Hunter: ... How did you do that?
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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Emperor Belos: I hate witches.
Y/N (a witch): Hey can you help me with this?
Philip DROPPING EVERY THING to go help (Y/N)
Covenheads/Luz and the Hexside Gang: ... ????
Emperor Belos: This means nothing.
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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(Y/N): *Pulls out a knife to show Hunter*
Luz: How many of those do you have???
(Y/N)/Hunter: How many do you need?
Luz: ? ? ?
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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(Y/N) walking through the woods with Luz following her after an accident.
(Y/N): Isn't the idea supposed to be I saved your life so now you owe me a debt?
Luz: Nope, other way around. You saved my life. Now I'm your problem. If you don't like it? Kill me.
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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Hunter, picks GrimWalker baby (Y/N) up: Oh, it’s okay, sweetheart, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older.
GrimWalker Baby (Y/N): *crying*
Darius: …
Darius: Hunter, are you okay?
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owlish-owlhouse · 1 year
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(Y/N): I love you Luz
Luz: I love you too (Y/N).
A minute later
Y/N and Luz: We love you too Hunter.
Hunter: Thanks I was feeling left out.
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owlish-owlhouse · 2 years
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(Y/N): I fell into a trap. I went in for a kiss and now... he's got me. And he won't let me go.
Darius is clearly tired after a long day of working and is a little goopy. His arms are wrapped tightly around you as he nuzzles into your neck.
Darius: Mine.
You smile at him as his grip playfully tightens and he places his head on your shoulder but you still had work to do.
(Y/N): Yes I know but EHH!
Your complaints are in vain as he hides his face in your neck and whines.
Darius: Mine.
You try and pull away again but his goopy arms keep you in place.
(Y/N): Eh!
Darius just huffs before nuzzling into your neck.
Darius: Mine!
You continue to squirm wanting to finish your work but Darius doesn't let up.
(Y/N): EH!
Flicking his wrist your paperwork's sent to your office so it's out of the room.
Darius: Mine!
Falling backwards pulling you to his chest Darius buries his face in your neck again.
(Y/N): Ehhhhh!!!
You make one last feeble attempt to get out of his arms so you can run to your paperwork which was now in your office but Darius won't let you go. He has decided its time for cuddles.
Darius: Mine!!!
Giving up, you smile and go limp in Dariuses arms. You let him flip you around and pull you close. He kisses your face with a smirk as he holds you to his chest.
(Y/N): God damn it.
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owlish-owlhouse · 2 years
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Orsan reading Adrains palm as a dare as you and the other Coven Heads watch
Orsan: You feel love.
Adrains tail swishes nervously as he swallows and looks away from you.
Adrain: Yeah I guess I feel a general unselfish normal sort of love for-
Orsan shakes his head
Orsan: No. Romantic. Sexual.
Adrains face heats up and his eyes glance to you again before he yanks his hand away from Orsan.
Adrain: No. No I don't!
Adrain begins to stutter and his tail flicks behind him aggravated as he stands and glares down at Orsan who just smiles.
Orsan: For them!
You stare wide eyed as Orsan points at you before turning towards Adrain blinking owlishly.
Adrain: No. NO!
All the covenheads start laughing as Adrain tries to deny his feelings. You look away flustered at all of the attention. Lilith elbows you playfully making you glare at her.
Darius: Ha! He just revealed your deepest and darkest secret !!!
Adrain covers his red face and whines.
Adrain: Shut up!
Little does he know you have a crush too.
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fruitybean2024 · 21 hours
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Owl House characters as dumb shit my friends said (part 1)
"Are you my calculator? Because I need you for everything, even 2 + 2" - Luz
"I live in constant fear that everything I do is wrong," - Amity
"Me and my father were talking about torture methods way back when" - Willow
"I'm also a living sin... for a different reason," - Hunter
"Red is like... crisp," - Gus
"You deserve to be hate crimed," - Eda
"I'LL BE THE DUOLINGO TO YOUR HOOTY!!!" - Lilith
"I bet I can twerk better than most of the girls at this school," - Matt
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owlish-owlhouse · 3 years
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Hunter watching you sleep
Hunter: Your so cute.
(Y/N) sleepily: I could kill you
Hunter, lovingly: I know.
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