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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Pansy: We both look very beautiful tonight

Hermione: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you,” Pansy

Pansy: I couldn’t take that chance

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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months

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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

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machiavellli · 5 months

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If the slytherins had socials…part V

<- Part IV

-> Part VI

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 1 year

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Hermione: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Theo: Theft

Ron: Disturbin the peace

Pansy: Aggravated assault

Draco: Arson

Harry: All the above. In that order, probably

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yourgalgremlin · 26 days

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DRACO: If it isn’t The-Boy-Who-Lisps

HARRY: Oh look, it’s The-Bitch-Who-Bottoms

PANSY: HAH!

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sawiet · 1 month

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how often in the friendship with draco does pansy say “oh i keep forgetting that you love dicks more than i do”

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apparentlytheproblem · 11 months

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when he writes your name in his notebook with theodore nott

S C R I B B L E S

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- theodore nott

a/n: thank youu for requesting, ik this has been lying there forever and i am so sorry for not doing it sooner. I've been quite busy and lost my will to write for a while but i'm back and i love youu. I'll probably start writting these from the back and it'll take some time cause there are over seventy but not to fret, please continue requesting, i'll answer as soon as i'm able

requested- yes

warnings- hopeless romantic is all i have to say

Theodore nott was one to always jolt it down. it didnt matter if was a number, a lyric in the back of his head, people's conversations or random ingridients, he'd just write it down till all its memory was shifted to the ink of his quill.

but no matter how many times dear theo has scribbled your name down, he could'nt have peace from your thoughts for more than 27.43 minutes (which pansy volunatrily counted)

his notebook had your name scribbled everywhere, in different fonts, different colours of ink, in hearts, in his study notes, it was everywhere.

No matter how hard he tried, your name was the smallest echo in his head that never failed to catch his ears

"whatcha writtin down?" you'd ask every once in a while when you see him write down something relegiously. You did'nt want to know but it brought such joy watching the ever so mighty nott stumble and stutter making up an excuse for himself.

"none of your fuckin buisness"

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slyterinthings · 1 month

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*over breakfast*

Ravenclaw: What're you reading?

Slytherin*shows them*

Ravenclaw: That's... that's p*rn...

Slytherin: it's called smut you uncultured swine.

Ravenclaw: ...

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Pansy: [to Draco] Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

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hxuse-xf-black · 5 months

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[Pansy, Theo & Draco have been ordered by Voldemort to dig up Dumbledore's grave and retrieve his wand. Blaise is there for moral support] Theo: This is bothering me. Blaise: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Theo: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Hermione, to Ginny: I was thinking maybe I could have, like a breast reduction surgery

Pansy *in the distance*: NOOOOO!

Hermione: It’s a boob reduction, Pansy, just accept it

Pansy: Acceptance is stage five. I’m grieving, Hermione, there are five stages of grief. Stage one was denial

*flashback*

Pansy: This is not happening

Hermione: Yes it is

Pansy: This is not happening

Hermione: Yes it is

Pansy: You’re not getting a boob reduction

Hermione: Yes I am

*end of flashback*

Pansy: Stage two was anger

*flashback*

Pansy: Your breasts belong to all of us! Who are you to decide?

*end of flashback*

Pansy: Next will be stage four, depression. And then stage five, acceptance. But now, I’m firmly planted in stage three, bargaining

Pansy: Dear Salazar, if you stop Hermione’s breast reduction, I will circumcise Ron

Hermione: …

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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months

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Harry, banging on the door: Draco! Open up! Draco: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Blaise: No, he meant- Pansy: Let him finish

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machiavellli · 5 months

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If the slytherins had socials…part VIII

<- part VII

-> part IX

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 1 year

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Pansy: Why is Draco crying on the floor?

Blaise: He’s drunk

Pansy: And?

Blaise: He saw a picture of Potter with his boyfriend at the Prophet

Pansy: But he’s Potter’s boyfriend

Blaise: I fucking know

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feistyfox47 · 1 month

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? y/n: Death penalty. Lorenzo, from the gallery: y/n, it’s just a parking ticket. y/n, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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whysosiriushuh · 4 months

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In the great hall

Slytherin Table

Draco: I wonder if Potter thinks about Weaslete anymore

Pansy: Oh come on, the guy is obsessed with you. I bet he's thinking about you right now.

Gryffindor Table

Harry and Ron*in deep thought*:

Hermione: Why are you guys so quiet

Harry: Ron asked if we would have ever eaten an egg from a chicken we ate

Hermione: Merlin.

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