#incorrect patroclus

[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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[defencelessblog]

What I think Iliad's caracherts favourite curse word is

Achilles: he doesn't actually curse, he uses mostly words like "freak" "shoot" etc

Patroclus: f*ck (and everything that has f*ck inside like f*cking sh*t etc)

Agamemnon: c*nt (really ugly as he is)

Odysseus: doesn't usually curse, but when he's mad he uses sh*t

Diomedes: any curse word will do

Ajax: anything not too offensive, like he would definitely use b*tch but not wh*re

Thesis: motherf*cker or bast*rd

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[onwingsofwords]

this would be funny if you ignore what happens right after this

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

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[nobuuses]

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[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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[raphael-angele]

POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

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[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

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[thaliasthunder]

odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

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[lenaleviosa]

Greek soldier: “I’m sorry Patroclus, but you’re banned from working in the infirmary”

Patroclus: “What? Why?”

Soldier: “It’s Achilles. We can’t have him getting hurt every day just to come see you. He’s our best soldier you know”

Patroclus: “That’s not - I mean yeah, he’s an idiot, but you can’t just -“

Achilles: *walking in, dramatically limping* “Help me Patroclus! My left toe is bleeding!”

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[meditando-en-paris]

Agamemnon: You have multiple personalities.

Achilles: And none of them likes you.

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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[simsim54]

Everyone should be allowed to wear their boyfriend's clothes, except for Patroclus. That guy should be kept far away from anything cloth or armor that has ever brushed even an inch of Achilles.

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[marsdeathdefiances]

Achilles: I got in trouble during the council.

Patroclus: Why?

Achilles: Odysseus pointed a stick at me and said ‘the person on the end of this stick is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end’

Patroclus: *laughing* I’m so proud of you babe.

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[linktenbooks]

Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful

[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]

Achilles: gorgeous

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