#incorrect patton

[therealashpollo]

Patton: POSITIVITY TIME

Patton: HOPE

Patton: SAY IT WITH ME

Virgil: Hope

Patton: AND WHAT IS THAT

Virgil: the first step to disappointment

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #sanders sides text post #virgil sanders #patton sanders #moxiety #platonic moxiety #incorrect patton #incorrect virgil #ts virgil #virgil ts #patton ts #ts patton #caps tw

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #source: unknown #bee movie

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Patton: it’s April First!

Logan: no it isn’t

Patton: oh, I thought it was

Logan: April Fools

Logan: did I do that right?

Virgil: that was perfect, Lo

#he tries #sanders sides #ts sanders sides #patton sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #analogical #analogicality #logicality

[loganslowdown4]

sanders sides + text posts part 19

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[spoondrifts]

moar

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

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[takethesunnysideup]

Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.

Remus: What’cha guys talking about?

Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.

Logan: Uh, why?

Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?

Roman: Remus can’t spell..

Logan: What?

Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.

Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Treat?

Janus: No.

Remus: Aww..

Logan: What’s happening?

Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Remus: What’cha talking about?

Roman: Taxes.

Remus: Aw, shucks.

Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??

Remus: Treat??

Roman: No treat!

Remus: Treat?

Roman: No treat!

Remus: Awww…

Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.

Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?

Remus: Snack?!?!

Janus: Oh, dude, really??

Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!

Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.

Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?

Remus: TREAT???

Roman: NO TREAT.

Remus: TREAT????

Roman: NO TREAT.

Remus: TREAT??

Roman: NO TREAT!

Remus: GOD DAMNIT!

Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.

Remus: Yeaaahhh :)

Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??

Remus: Party.

#thomas sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #sanderssides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #janus sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #ts #c

[quackkaz]

Patton : You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Logan : You are my award.

Roman : You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Virgil : You’re goddamn right I do.

#logan being (accidentally) romantic omg #incorrect quote #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #logicality #prinxiety #lamp

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Good ol' Sanders Sides as My Immortal

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[blackoutbugza]

a pretty long incorrect quote today

logan, frustrated: all of the sides are so different! how on earth am i supposed to keep track of every single one of them?!

janus: it’s easy, use their differences to your advantage. for example: humor. hey, patton.

patton: yeah?

janus: why was six afraid of seven?

patton: why?

janus: because seven eight nine

patton: (laughs)

janus: hey remus.

remus: what?

janus: why was six afraid of seven?

remus: why?

janus: because seven was a registered six offender

remus: (laughs)

(logan taking notes in the background)

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[blazethecheeto]

Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.2

Virgil: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Janus: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

-

Roman: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Logan: I would say infinitesimally, ha.

Patton: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

-

Thomas: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

-

Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Remus: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Patton:

Patton: *sobs*

Janus: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

-

Remy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Thomas:

Remy: Vroom vroom, come out already

-

Roman: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Virgil: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

-

Logan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Patton: Exercise more!

Remus: Set yourself on fire.

Virgil: There are two kinds of people.

-

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #tss #logan sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #ts all #remus sanders #patton sanders #thomas sanders #mine #my incorrect quotes #sanders sides memes

[warnadudenexttime]

New HC that Patton once tried to bond with Virgil by saying they should play a horror game together

And Virgil was legitimately kinda excited until

Patton booted up the game and it was Plants v. Zombies HEJAJSH

Patton: Now, I know this game is a little spooky! I couldn’t get past the night levels myself- but I’m sure together we can get through the whole game!

Virgil:

Virgil: Do- do you actually think this is a horror game?

Patton: Is it not?

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #shitpost #incorrect quotes #Patton is so real #that’s the closet I’d play to a horror game too HEJAJS

[therealashpollo]

Employee: You’re ten dollars short

Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short

Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*

Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*

Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*

Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #sanders sides text post #virgil sanders #logan sanders #ts virgil #incorrect logan #incorrect virgil #patton sanders #incorrect patton #incorrect remus sanders #remus sanders #deceit sanders #incorrect deceit #janus sanders #roman sanders #roman incorrect quotes #incorrect roman

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2607

The stakes have never been higher. (Dialogue from tumblr; suggested by @leeshajoy.)

#sanders sides #patton sanders #virgil sanders #vampire virgil #thomas sanders #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #anxiety sanders #morality sanders #it's dangerous to go alone

[yerkes-dodson-curve]

On today's episode - incorrect quotes for all you ghouls ghosts and non-binary hosts

Logan: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

Virgil: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Roman: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Virgil: Not when you’re playing with Logan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Remus: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Patton: I think you mean cards. Virgil: He did not. Remus, pulling out knives: I did not.

Roman: So what’s for dinner? Patton: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Roman: … Roman: Is it soup? Patton: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Roman: Please, enough with the soup puns! Patton: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Roman: STOP! *one hour later* Roman: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Roman: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Patton: Patton: *sobs* Virgil: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

Virgil: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Logan: You sleep with a teddy bear. Virgil: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes

[loganslowdown4]

sanders sides + text posts part 17

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[puzzled-pegasus]

I made a list of Sanders Sides as John Mulaney quotes a long time ago and forgot how Absolute Gold they are

Logan: 

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."

Roman: 

 "I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH."

"Everyone get out of my way, I just want to sit here and feed my birds."

"I never knew that relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That's not really a joke, that's just a lil sweet thing I like to say."

Virgil:

"Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?"

"I am thirty-five years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations."

"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."

Patton:

"My vibe is more like, 'hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you!'"

"Ooh, ducklings!"

"[My dog] is my best friend, I give her a million kisses a day, she does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long."

Janus:

"And I said 'no,' you know, like a liar."

"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."

*imitating an old gay man* "you want me to do what?"

"No, that's okay. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime?"

"You can go very far in life if you pretend to know what you're doing."

Remus:

"SCATTER!"

"FUCK DA PO-LICE!"

"Because it's the one thing you can't replace."

"Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you."

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #john mulaney quotes #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders