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#incorrect percy jackson and the olympians quotes
lilislegacy · 2 days
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hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?
*frank, leo, and piper all at once*
frank: they’re joking around
leo: they’re arguing
piper: they’re making out
everyone (confused): …
frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house
leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something
piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door
everyone:
grover: yeah… they tend to be like that
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Percy: What happened?
Annabeth: You fell down the stairs, do you not remember?
Percy: Not really. I remember tripping, and I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Annabeth: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Percy: Then what was that siren?
Grover: Sorry, I was really nervous.
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percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened
grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this
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hotrawchicken · 2 days
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*Texting*
Percy: Hey.
Nico: Percy?
Percy: I can't sleep. :(
Nico: I can. Goodnight.
*10 minutes later*
Nico (bursting into Percy’s bedroom): I lied. Scoot over.
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Percy: The gods first mistake was to give me free will. Annabeth: First mistake? Grover: What's the second one? Percy: They gave me a body.
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silena-laney-laney · 3 days
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Percy: *on the phone* Hey Annie, do you know my blood type?
Annabeth: Of course, it's B-.
Percy: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, Will-!
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holly-natnicole · 2 days
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Luna (Bianca's reincarnation): *runs into a meadow at Camp Jupiter* "I found a spider in my bedroom!! What do I do?!"
Nico (who hung out with Annabeth yesterday): "Kill it."
Hazel: "Let it outside."
Reyna: "What type of spider is it?"
Hylla: "Eat it."
Luna, Nico, Hazel, & Reyna: *stare wide-eyed at Hylla*
Hylla: "What? Sprinkle some spices and cooking oil on it, and roast it over a fire; it'll be a delicious snack."
Reyna: "...I am never eating with the Amazons ever again."
Hazel & Nico: *nod in unison*
Luna: "I have an idea!! I'll keep the spider as my pet."
Hazel: *gets up* "Good choice, kiddo!! I'll help ya find a terrarium for it."
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incorectpercyjackson · 4 months
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Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*
Chris: Parlay?
Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.
Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.
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prcy-jackson · 6 months
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Percy: oh no! One of our neighbors died
Annabeth: who, Ray?
Percy: I don't think cheering is appropriate Annabeth
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loloisafangirl · 2 years
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Apollo: Artemis says you can’t be part of the problem and part of the solution, but I happen to think that I can.
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percabethownsmybutt · 18 hours
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chiron: i hope you all make it to adulthood!
percy: that’s a great prayer
annabeth: a needed one
grover: a needed one indeed
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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murasaki-cha · 4 months
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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
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silena-laney-laney · 2 days
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Annabeth: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Annabeth: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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sadiewayne · 3 months
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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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percy: *cusses*
sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”
*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*
sally: 😳
percy: 🤭
paul: “i think she’ll be okay”
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