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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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incorrectwandanat · 3 months

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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

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togrowoldinv · 7 months

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*Y/n talking to Wanda and Peter*

Y/n: So, big news. Natasha and I are together

Wanda: Oh, we heard

Y/n, shocked: What? Who told you?

Peter: No, y/n, we heard…

Y/n: Oh

*Natasha across the room choking on her drink*

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rxmqnova · 2 months

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Peter: H-how do you ask someone out?

Y/N: Well, first-

Wanda: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Peter: … And you said yes?

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Carol: What's Peter to you?

Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.

Wanda: That's adorable!

Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

(Bonus)

Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!

Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!

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its-really-dry · 6 months

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y/n: ok so here's the tea *slams papers on the table*

kate: omg spill!

peter: wait i need to get the snacks

yelena: lemme get my notepad

steve: im slightly confused... tea?

tony: wait tea? hold on im getting my blanket

wanda: *sigh* honey, its called a mission report

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romanoffshouse · 3 days

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Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-

Nat: Did you just call me mom?

Yelena: He just called you mom.

Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?

Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.

Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?

Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?

Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!

Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-

Kate:

Nat: MY BABIES!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months

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Kate: I’m always the last to know everything.

Clint: That’s not true.

Kate: Yes, it is. I was the last to know about Peter falling off the roof and landing in trash. I was the last to know about Scott accidentally wearing his costume backwards. I was the last to know about Wanda’s crush on Natasha.

Natasha: What?!

[Wanda’s face goes red]

Kate: Oh. Looks like I was second to last.

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obsessedwithfiction3695 · 8 months

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Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems

Quicksilver: Aww thanks

Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?

Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?

Magneto: yes

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ctitan98official · 2 months

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When Steve, Tony, Clint and Y/N go on a small mission

Everyone: *Piling into the quinjet*

Y/N: *Happily walks onboard*

Steve: *Holds a hand out, stops Y/N* Alright, Y/N. Do you have everything you need to keep you occupied on the flight? I don’t want a repeat of the last mission when you got bored and forced us to play charades for nine hours.

Y/N: *Checks their backpack* Let’s see… Comic books, my yo-yo, a rubiks cube, aaand… A dirty girly magazine! *Shows it to Steve* Full frontal and everything!

Steve: *A respectful gay man, cringes, sighs* Anything else you’re missing?

Y/N: Nope! That’s it. I- *Gasps* WAIT! *Runs back into the compound*

Tony: *Getting impatient, groans from his seat* What the hell’s the hold up?!

Steve: Y/N is-

Tony: *Nods in understanding* Ah, say no more.

Steve: *Shakes his head, goes over to the controls and sits down*

Y/N: *Comes running back* Okay! All good.

Steve: *Turns to Y/N* Great. Are you sure you- What the?!

Y/N: Can you believe I almost forgot these?! *Carrying Wanda and Natasha over their shoulders* That would have been a disaster!

Wanda: *Embarrassed* Hi…

Natasha: *Waves casually* Hey, guys.

Steve: Y/N, this is supposed to be a small mission. You can’t just bring your wives along!

Y/N: *Expression darkens, clearly about to throw a childish tantrum*

Clint: *Panics, looks at Steve* I think it’ll be easier on all of us if we just let Wanda and Natasha tag along.

Steve: *Ever the stickler for protocol* But the mission-

Tony: Steve, why screw up a good thing. *Points at Y/N* Look at how quiet they are.

Y/N: *Already snuggled up in the corner, getting a head massage from Natasha and kisses from Wanda, blissed out*

Tony: I don’t know about you, but I’m not really in the mood to listen to Y/N explain why they think Limp Bizkit is the greatest band of all time again.

Clint: Or hear them complain about us not stopping at McDonald’s on the way home…

Tony: *Nods emphatically at Clint* Yeah! Or hear them-

Steve: *Wearily rubs his eyes* Fine, Wanda and Natasha can stay.

Y/N: *Happily cheers from their wife cocoon* Yay! Thanks, Steve! :3

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thischerik · 2 years

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x-men: days of future past but as text posts

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 1 year

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Tony: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Y/n: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Peter: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Natasha: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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mamaspidershit · 4 months

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Natasha: [reading a book as she walks and glances up] Morning. [Peter, standing on the couch and holding a vase full of flowers over his head; Yelena, lying on the ground holding up what is clearly Clint’s bow; Kate, jumping around the room and attempting to grab it back; Wanda, holding a katana over her head and spinning in a circle] Peter, Yelena, Kate, and Wanda: Good morning! Natasha: [keeps walking and reading]

Natasha: [pauses] Natasha: wait, what- Peter: Don't worry about it. Natasha: Okay, then. Don't get yourselves killed.

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princessbellecerise · 11 months

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Y/N: So…what’s the tea?

The Avengers: *stares at them as a news segment of them accidentally burning down a building plays in the background*

Steve: Uhhh

Y/N: …

Y/N: It’s me, isn’t it?

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floilee · 1 month

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(Checking out a new apartment for Natasha in front of Kate's building)

Peter pointing: Hey, I can see Kate and Yelena from here. *shouting and waving* HEY, KATE! YELENA! HEEY!

*The hawk and widow start kissing and taking each other's clothes off*

Peter: What are they doing?

Wanda: Oh my god!

Peter terrified: They're-

Wanda desperate: OH MY GOD!

Peter: OHHH MY EYES! *closing his eyes tightly* MY EYEES!!!

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