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Cyrus, having a psychotic break:
Giovanni: There there, Cyrus. How about you take some time off so you I don't have to be around you while you're like this.
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shigerussato · 5 months
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this has probably been done before but
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pokeprism14 · 2 years
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Laventon: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary.
You: Yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed Mount Coronet during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of God anymore.
Laventon: That is… that is not what I meant.
Volo: YOU DID WHAT???
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edgy-girlboss · 2 months
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Adaman: Irida is playing hard to get. Adaman: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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superstition13 · 2 years
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You, trying to be seductive: Hey, I'm going to take a bath, wanna help me out?
Volo: ... Do people no longer bathe in your time?
You: ...
Volo, somewhat concerned: Have you never bathed before?
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wrightworth-yaoi · 1 year
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Silver: it’s my birthday
Gold: yep happy birthday
Green: congratulations on ageing
Silver: i have defeated everyone who has tried to wrong me
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Adaman: Have you ever wanted to just be a microwave? Just spin... and be warm... and make incoherent noises... and be useful...
Arezu: Are you ok?
Adaman: No please take me to therapy.
Melli: hang on he has a point.
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verycorrectpokemon · 2 years
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Drayden: autism be damned my boys can run a subway
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violetpink · 2 years
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Blue(F): Oh, so when a Murkrow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”
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Cyrus: I don't appreciate the ass-slapping culture that we've developed around here.
Cyrus: Unpopular opinion, I know, but I feel I have to share.
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shigerussato · 6 months
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the oak-ketchum family’s reaction to ash falling down the stairs :
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Lunala: I CAN'T DO IT!
Solgaleo, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Lunala: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Tapu Koko: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Lunala:
Lunala: I appreciate it,
Lunala: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Tapu Fini: Lunala-
Lunala: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Tapu Bulu: Lunala we gotta-
Lunala: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Lunala: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Lunala, motioning to Necrozma: NOT FUCKING THIS.
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pokeprism14 · 2 years
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You: Mistress Cogita, I need your advice on something.
Cogita: What is it dear lost one?
You: Lately I’ve been feeling off. My face gets hot, my heart pounds uncontrollably, and I keep stuttering.
You: I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Cogita, smiling: Dear lost one, that’s called love.
You: oh…/////
Cogita: So who makes you feel this way lost one?
You: Volo.
Cogita: You should go see a doctor.
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edgy-girlboss · 2 months
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Kamado: Where's Adaman?
Akari: He's, uh... busy.
Irida: Being an idiot.
Kamado: What kind of idiot?
Irida: The "everything is now on fire" kind.
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superstition13 · 2 years
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Adaman: Okay, we need to cut down on clan expenses as we seek to expand, is there anything we can live without?
You: Probably Melli
Melli: HEY-
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