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#incorrect pokemon quotes
corethetrueidiot · 8 months
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god I love incorrect quote tumblr
•og posts here and here
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pokemon-my-beloved · 1 year
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Nemona: *Trying to fill out paperwork * Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Juliana: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Arven: I personally was created in a lab.
Penny: I just straight up spawned lol.
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king-bee-sting · 1 year
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(Y/N): I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Arven: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
(Y/N): You don’t have to wear…
Arven: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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shigerussato · 5 months
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them.
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ploompkin · 10 months
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Saw this one post on my dash and it reminded me of ✨them✨
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Saber: If I die- Hanayo: If. You. What. Saber: Die. Hanayo: *starts crying* Saber: Hanayo: *sobbing* Saber: Hanayo.... I wasn't telling you to die.... you know that, right? Hanayo: *sniffs and looks up at her* Saber: Hanayo: *starts crying again* Saber: .... Saber: What the fuck, Hanayo. Beckett, from the distance: SHE'S GOING THROUGH CATGIRL PUBERTY!!!! Saber: ..... Saber: Oh. That explains a lot.
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galacticrainbowsaz · 3 months
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Jason: Look kid, maybe if you're killed and revived, you'll understand why I do what I do
Ash: *visible confusion* But I've died multiple times and not once come back wanting to kill people
Jason: *confused and concerned* Wha-
Ash: Oh wait! No, that was an evil spirit possessing me, not me.. Yeah, no. No murderous intent yet
Jason: *visible distress*
20 minutes later
Bruce: J-Jason?!
Jason: Yo. Anyway, I've decided to stop killing and I got you a gift
Bruce: ??
Jason: *lifting Ash by his armpits* Enjoy!
Ash: Hi! What Pokémon do you have?
Alfred: *goes back to bed*
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bespectacled-bookwyrm · 2 months
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Colress, exploring some ruins: *to the kids and Grimsley* They say that, 150 years ago, the ancestor of my cousin Cynthia cursed these ruins.
Volo, 150 years ago: Fuck these ruins.
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rikaspotting · 4 months
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What is Love?
Larry: a sensation one feels when attracted to another either platonically, romantically, or paternally.
Poppy: When you get an extra cookie in your lunchbox from Rika.
Hassel: A profound delicate emotion that in its purest state is unconditional
Rika: BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
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Ash: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my valentine?
Misty: We’re married.
Ash: But will you?
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rixi-96 · 8 months
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Satoshi: I'm so glad you got along with my boyfriend!
Serena: Yeah, it was a pleasure to meet Gou. I'm so happy now you two are together!
Satoshi: But I have to ask, what's the baseball bat for?
Serena: I thought this was gonna go differently. Damn Gou and his charm.
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corethetrueidiot · 8 months
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YALL PLS I GET IT YALL LIKE INCORRECT QUOTES BUT DAMN THAT GOT INTO 100 NOTES IN A DAY??? IM GO-
here's more :)
EDIT: FORGOT THE OG POSTS LOL
X and X
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pokemon-my-beloved · 1 year
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Penny: I told Arven his ears flush when he lies.
Nemona: Why?
Penny: Look.
Penny: Hey Arven! Do you love us?
Arven, covering his ears: No.
Nemona:
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incorrect-pokevillains · 11 months
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Maxie, about Archie: GUYS GUYS I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT OKAY
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shigerussato · 6 months
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the oak-ketchum family’s reaction to ash falling down the stairs :
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Clavell: We call that a traumatic experience.
Clavell, turning to Arven: Not a “bruh moment”.
Clavell, turning to Nemona: Not a “major L”.
Clavell, turning to Penny: And certainly not “oof lmao”.
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