Y/N: I flirt with Buggy? He's all right. I hold his hand? Man's a mess.
Y/N: I make out with him? It's perfectly fine. But if I cup his cheeks and kiss his nose? He’s inconsolable.
Y/N: Why does simple affection break him?
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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?
Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]
Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.
Damian: Todd?
Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.
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Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer?
I mean, a little.
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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Feyd: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Rabban, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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Jason: foster care is just government sanctioned kidnapping
Dick: wait no, you’re right
Tim: that’s why I made a fake uncle
Bruce, tired: no
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