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#incorrect prequel quotes
asocial-skye · 1 year
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Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?
Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!
Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.
Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: But you just said-
Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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Obi-Wan: You have been observing Y/N for 48 hours, what have you seen?
Anakin: People fall in love with her very easily
Obi-Wan: Example?
Anakin, holding back tears: Me
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cilliansgirl · 2 years
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Y/N: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Padme: You were flirting with Obi-Wan.
Y/N: So what? He’s my husband.
Padme: You asked him if he was single.
Y/N: And?
Padme: And then you sobbed when he said he wasn’t.
Y/N: …
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Obi Wan: You seem to be doing much better lately.
Anakin, nodding: I am so glad that I know I’m bi polar now. I got the right meds, I got a mood ring. I’m handling it.
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moonysweirdtoast · 10 months
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obi-wan: what did you do?
anakin: ok but you can’t get mad at me
obi-wan: what did you do?
anakin: so there i was, minding my own business-
obi-wan: BULLSHIT
anakin: I WAS
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nutella531 · 2 years
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Obi-Wan: Anakin sent me a picture of his driver's license. Front and back.
Cody: why?
Obi-Wan: I have no clue
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fulcrum-7567 · 2 years
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Padmé: Is something burning?
Anakin: Just my love for you.
Padmé: Anakin, the toaster is on fire.
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arielsojourner · 1 year
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Yoda: Want to get your opinion on something, the Council does.
Obi-Wan: My opinion? Really?
Mace: Why are you surprised?
Obi-Wan: The Council usually tells me my opinions.
Mace: No, we don't.
Obi-Wan: You're right; you don't.
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slapstick-funeral · 2 years
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I swear my hand just slipped
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asocial-skye · 1 year
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Padme: Beat three eggs? In what? Political Debate?
Obi-Wan: Must be since Anakin didn't let me bring weapons in the kitchen.
Anakin, who is done with Rich Kids who've never cooked before: Okay, both of you out!
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Obi-Wan: You're both incredibly well-behaved today.
Anakin:
Y/N:
Obi-Wan: What did you do this time?
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leiassnowsuit · 1 year
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Jar Jar Binks: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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sodamnbored · 2 years
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On Tatooine
Force Ghost Qui Gon: Hey, why don’t we go out tonight? We could go see the pod racing?
Obi Wan, sighing: Nah. I don’t really feel like it.
Force Ghost Qui Gon: Oh come on. You never wanna do anything since Anakin fell and you went into hiding.
Obi Wan, indignantly: That’s not true. I wanted to sit in my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning.
Obi Wan, defensively: Don’t say that I don’t have goals!
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moonysweirdtoast · 10 months
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ashoka: are you anacant or anacan!?
anakin: …
ashoka: …anakin
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nutella531 · 2 years
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Obi-Wan: and Anakin would go out and throw the rabbit around because he was like that
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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