#incorrect probably correct quotes

[blitzwhore]

Fizz (Ozzie's): only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts

Fizz (Oops): it's me, I'm bitches

#helluva boss #fizzarolli helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #fizz x ozzie #helluva boss incorrect quotes #(although it's kinda completely correct) #Has this been done?? Probably but I just thought of it

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Ambrosius @ Todd

#nimona #ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #incorrect quotes #actually probably a correct quote

[faotoni]

Asmodeus: Are you nervous? Fizzarolli: A bit Asmodeus: Is this your first time? Fizzarolli: no, I’ve been nervous many times before

#helluva boss #i love fizz/ozzie #fizzarozzie #probably correct tbh #incorrect helluva quotes #im bored dont come for me #probably been done but i dun care #this writing thing is taking a lot longer than the first time #sorry bout dat.

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt232/?

#911 abc #911 #911+text posts #911 incorrect quotes #eddie diaz #sassy eddie so this is probably correct

[missycolorful]

Philza: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Forever: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Philza: The fourth sentence- Forever: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Philza: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

#incorrect quotes #philza #forever #qsmp #philever #philza's not one to correct grammar or anything but he'd PROBABLY do it just to be a spiteful lil guy

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Suko: Hi Mom!

Shimo: I'm not supposed to talk to you.

Suko: Oh, why's that?

Shimo: Because your dad is gonna talk to you when he gets home.

Suko: Oh, why is that?

Shimo, glared: School called.

Suko: *gasps*

Kong, slams the door open: YOU!!!

Suko: *screams*

[Source: American Dad]

#I HAVE THIS LITTLE HEADCANON AU FOR THEM #so silly silly little family #i should think that shimo is like a mom to suko #ajjsjskslhfdlfldhhdgshksl #godzilla #kong #shimo #suko #gxk #godzilla x kong: the new empire #gxk: the new empire #monsterverse #kaiju #godzilla incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: american dad #CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG #I'M PUTTING ON MY FAMILY LIST #KONG WITH HIS ICE WIFE AND HIS SON #PROBABLY GONNA FIND SOMETHING FOR GODZILLA AND MOTHRA'S MEME LOL

[ikebo-simp]

Y/N: Albedo is made out of Husband material

Albedo: Actually, I'm made out of chalk

#albedo x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact x reader #albedo #albedo genshin impact #albedo genshin x reader #albedo gi #genshin albedo #genshin impact albedo #incorrect quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin correct quotes #I like to imagine Im funny #I probably aren't #But it's fun to imagine

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

#oh and when I say spirit fuckery I mean it in both the literal and metaphorical sense. blame kat's latest raava and vaatu fic #yeah I'm just gonna start posting random LoK opinions on here now. this blog's been dead long enough #not really an incorrect quotes girly anymore sorry #not even a girl anymore. but you know #most of my red lotus and oc posting will remain on my personal blog though bc no one wants to see that #anyway. yes. Unalaq's wife. when I say the avatar franchise has a mom problem this is exactly what I mean #80% of characters don't have a mom. the moms that are alive either have little to no screen time or mentions #or they're basically Schroedinger's mom in the sense that they exist but not really #the exceptions being like. pema and suyin. and maybe senna though she also has very little screentime #my point is. the twins are younger than korra. I know avatarverse has a precedent for putting kids on the throne. looking at you zuko #but really we should have gotten unalaq's wife as chief of the nwt #introduced her in book 3 during the lead up to p'li's prison break #but that's just my objectively correct opinion #northern water tribe chief raspberry when #(according to avatar wiki her name is malina so I've been calling her raspberry in my head ever since I found out #malina means raspberry in russian that's why. probably in a bunch of other slavic languages too idk I'm not an expert #and she shares a name with katara and sokka's weird white stepmom from the comics which no sane person considers canon. so that's fun) #the legend of korra #unalaq

[sun-lit-roses]

Pelia: Am I in trouble? Pike: Take a guess. Pelia: No? Number One: Take another guess.

#there's a running betting pool on the ship for what pelia has stolen now #i'm marking this as #incorrect quotes #but it probably is correct #strange new worlds

[koos-kave]

Responses to being asked what love is

MC: “What is love?”

Satan: “*insert Webster Dictionary definition*”

Barbatos: “A powerful emotion, the only thing that can overpower hate.”

Solomon: “Baby don’t !! hurt me !! don’t !! hurt me !! no !! more !!”

Diavolo: “I want to marry you.”

Lucifer: “MC, stop asking me dumb questions.”

Belphegor: “A lie.”

#obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me correct quotes these are probably canon if we’re being honest #God I want Satan to #One chance Barbatos

[dairine-bonnet]

Amnesiac Revan (among the dead bodies of the Sith warriors she's just killed) *speaking absently*: Now that must've hurt!

#This is a reference to female revan in the game #I'm really into her phrases... #*Out of sight out of mind*:D #It sounds akwardly funny when she's trying her best to kill somebody and says #'It must've hurt' #The intonation matters a lot too! #probably i have a bit weird sense of humour... #revan #female revan #fem revan #f!revan #kotor #kotor 1 #knights of the old republic #star wars #silly thoughts #incorrect kotor quotes #correct kotor quotes! #finally!

[moonah-rose]

Arthur, dying: I gave you all I had. I did.

Dutch:

#probably not but maybe! #incorrect rdr2 quotes #or correct whatever #dutch van der linde #rdr2

[marce-mallow]

Charlie: Thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedules to meet me here.

Angel: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…

#source: danganronpa #probably not word for word correct but uh sue me #charlie morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes

[cl-outofcontext]

#Creators Lounge Out of Context #out of context quotes #incorrect quotes #correct quotes #mod n #[MENTIONS]: #I genuinely don't know who is who but probably #imi #Omero

[covens-of-correct-quotes]

Lilith: What's gone wrong, Steve?


Steve: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.


Lilith: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?


Steve: Well... There’s a crisis.

#lilith clawthorne #toh steve #the emperor’s coven #toh #the owl house #incorrect quotes #correct coven quotes #source: unknown #Steve was probably calling because either Kikimora did something or belos did something or there’s a problem in the kitchen again.

[blitz0hno]

Mikotosys mom: oh my son you work so hard I am so so proud of you!!

Mikotosys, shaking, tears in his eyes, slept four hours last night, about to keel over: thanks mom! ☺️✨

#mikotoposting #mikoto milgram #john milgram #incorrect quotes #that are probably fairly correct