#incorrect psych quotes

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍍🧍😴) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Bad Guy otw: Any last words?

Shawn: I never ate enough pineapples.

Gus: Tell my parents I love them.

Shawn: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

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Juliet: Hey Carlton, what are you looking for?

Lassiter: My will to live.

Shawn: *walks into the room*

Lassiter: Oh, there it is.

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Juliet: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?

Lassiter: Did I get any... leap?

Juliet: What...?

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[aut189]

Your prompt:

Shawn: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Lassiter: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Shawn: Watch. If I throw myself at Lassie he'll totally catch me.

Gus: Are you sure? He's holding a cup of coffee.

Shawn: *already running* LASSIE! CATCH.

Lassiter: *stepping to the side and watching Shawn face plant into the floor* Jackass.

#psych #incorrect psych quotes #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #burton guster

[thebittahwizard]

Stiles: Sampson, that's just a great name. Straight out of film noir. An old detective who drinks hard but loves even harder. Or go with me here. [breaks into a high-pitched British voice] Sampson, a tiny little orphan mouse who must find his way home to Wolverhampton.

Derek: [rolls his eyes] Or Samson, the legendary figure from the Bible.

Stiles: Nah, that doesn't work, all those guys had names like Ben-Hur and Prometheus.

Derek [completely done with Stiles’s shit]: You have never read the Bible, have you Stiles?

Stiles: [completely confident while counting on his fingers] Of course I have. Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, Doooo... the Right Thing.

Derek: Oh my gosh.

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[cupric-solution]

Shawn: I was arrested for being too cool!

Lassiter: Oh, I’m sorry! The charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.  

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[marce-mallow]

Lassie: Do you have any special talents besides asking stupid questions?

Shawn: Well, I guess I’m easily hurt by insults.

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[anarchic-miscellany]

Gus: "It says here Lassie voted for Trump!" Jules: "What?" Lassie: "How did you get that?!" Shawn: "We didn't, but now we do." Jules: "Carlton, is this true?" Shawn: "Hah! You're in trouble with Jules!" Jules: "No, Shawn, technically you were looking at classified voter records. So if anyone's in trouble, it's you. How did you get those anyway?" Gus: "Technically they were leaked in my forum on mitochondria appreciation. I have 'Top Poster' Award... I got curious and peeked." Shawn: "It was Gus' idea! The peeking, not the boring thing. Well, that was too, probably, I wasn't paying attention to what it was. Was it bad?" Lassie: "My voting preferences are well known! And none of your business." Gus: "Not in this case. Explain yourself to a brother, Carlton!" Jules: "Carlton is right." Shawn: "Hah! Wait, what?" Lassie: "I am? You voted for him too?" Jules: "Carlton is allowed to vote how he chooses, it's part of the Democratic process, Shawn." Lassie: "Thank you!" Jules: "But he still has to explain himself." Lassie: "O'Hara!" *looks from the other 3* Lassie: "He wasn't my choice! But I'm a Republican! And loyal, unlike some of you! And at least I take part in the Democratic process! Unlike SOME..." Gus: "Yeah, well some of us are loyal to powers beyond petty politics." Shawn: "Elizabeth Shue's continued movie career?" Jules: "CLEARLY he was talking about you, Shawn!" Shawn: "I vote!" Gus: "You do not!" Shawn: "Hell yeah I do! I voted for Josiah Barlett! Twice!" Gus: "He's a West Wing character, Shawn. And you stopped watching after the first episode because there were no birds!"

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[crime-scene-psychic]

Henry: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Shawn: Only one? I started at least 12.

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[definitely-not-a-psych-blog]

Lassie: You’re giving me a sticker?

Shawn: Not just a sticker. This is a sticker of a kitty saying ‘me-wow!’

Lassie: I’m not a preschooler.

Shawn: Fine, I’ll take it off—

Lassie: I earned this, back off!

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[djcanipe99]

Karen : Carlton, your father and I have noticed that you've been acting very strange lately.

Shawn: Like a hippie.

Karen : Is there something you want to tell us?

Shawn: Are you on dope? Are you?

Karen: Because we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...

Shawn: ...my foot kickin' your ass.

Karen: Dear Shawn , am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?

Shawn : I thought you'd never ask.

#incorrect psych quotes #Shawn x Karen #source: that 70s show #source:princess dairy 2

[psych---ologically-deranged]

Incorrect psych quote (via Castle 6x11):

SS: You and Marlowe pick a name?

CL: No, we couldn’t agree on one; So we're waiting to see if it’s a boy or a girl, then decide.

SS: May I suggest: Starfish

CL: No you may not. And rather than pick a name for my kid, you should pick a date for your wedding.

He gestures between Shawn and Juliet.

SS: Pick a date for my wedding? (he gestures to JoH) I was planning on bringing her.

JoH: (smirks) Really? When is that? I might have plans.

She smiles as she walks past them into the crime scene.

#incorrect psych quotes

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🆎🏳️‍🌈🎟️) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Juliet: What are the hardest things to say?

Gus: I was wrong

Lassiter: I need help

Shawn: Worcester- Wershestire- worc-Worcestershire sauce. *fist pump* Nailed it.

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Lassiter: I never tell people right off the bat that I’m pansexual.

Lassiter: I wait.

Lassiter: I wait until they say some homophobic shit

Lassiter: And then I laugh and I’m like “you know I’m gay, right?”

Lassiter: And watch the look of terror on their face.

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Shawn: Movie theatres be wildin’ these days.

Shawn: I go over and try to watch a movie and they’re like ‘okay one ticket plus popcorn, that’ll be $69.99! Plus tax that’s $150!'

Shawn: Like

Shawn: If I wanted to get fucked in the ass I would’ve just gone to Lassie’s house.

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[aut189]

Your prompt:

Shawn: I turned out perfectly fine!

Gus: Shawn, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Shawn: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

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[rad-batson]

*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*

Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.

Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?

Dick: I call him Dwight.

#can you tell I'm rewatching Psych for the millionth time #I have COVID :P #boooo #batman #bruce wayne #dc universe #dc #batfam #dick grayson #dc robin #nightwing #batfamily #richard grayson #batman headcanon #psych tv #psych 2006 #incorrect batfamily quotes

[cupric-solution]

Shawn: I was arrested for being too cool. Lassie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

#incorrect psych quotes #psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter