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gothamundernightlight · 3 days

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Harley trying to cheer up Robin

Harley: Don’t worry, you’re going to be fine.

Harley: You come from a strong line of lunatics!

Damian: *thinking of his family history, from both sides

Damian: That is actually quite reassuring???

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f1incorrectquotess · 1 day

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Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

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blingblong55 · 1 day

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Name the place-141

141 talking their usual nonsense

R/N: and we woke up early

Gaz: why?

R/N: I dunno but we were at the plane station

Gaz and Soap: *nod* makes sense

Ghost: you mean the airport?

R/N: it has a name?

Price: *files for early retirement*

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shadow-coolness · 21 hours

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Qilby: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Yugo and Adamai: ...

Qilby: Oh, right. The lying.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day as even more batfam quotes for yours:

(Warning for vom mentions in this one)

Damian, hovering his face over a toilet bowl: Quick, I need to stab someone or cause someone irreversible truama.

Dick: Ya know, you learning how to outwardly be a kindhearted person isn't a terrible thing.

Damian: ...

Dick: ...

Damian, now vomiting into the toilet: uuughfhhh

Dick: Okay, seems a bit of an excessive reaction but whatever makes you feel better Dami.

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booblydoobly · 13 days

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Screenshot from Pootis Goes Missing 💖

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prokopetz · 2 months

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Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.

#media #movies #literature #frankenstein #mary shelley #robert de nero #incorrect quotations #misattribution #swearing

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my-castles-crumbling · 7 days

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Jegulus and Wolfstar planning a vacation:

Sirius: Okay, so I'll drive and-

James and Remus: Absolutely not.

James: Nope.

Remus: Not after last time.

James: I've just stopped having nightmares.

Remus: I finally regrew my last toe.

Sirius: But guyyyys!

Regulus: What the fuck happened last time?

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hiseyebrowsaregone · 3 months

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Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

#teen wolf #Sterek #or any stiles ship really #stiles stilinski #scott mccall #incorrect quotes #sterek #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect teen wolf

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 7 months

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Percy: We need a distraction. Annabeth: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Grover, whispering: My time has come.

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f1incorrectquotess · 7 months

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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

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blingblong55 · 6 months

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Fortune tell+Fur= luck? -141

Ghost: tell 'em what you got last week

R/N: I got a fortune cookie and it said that in six days time it would be my lucky day

Soap: Which is today...

R/N: Yes, today is my lucky day

Ghost: and what have you just found out, love? Tell 'em, go on

R/N:My hamster died

Soap and Gaz cover their faces with the pillows of the sofa

Price: what a waste of fur

R/N: *sobs*

Ghost: bloody hell Price, I just got them to stop crying!

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fanby-fckry · 6 months

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Modern AU

Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?

Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?

Alastor: Maybe! :)

Husk: Why? Why would we get married?

Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)

Husk:

Husk: Ok, deal.

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forestentitea · 1 year

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Arthur: ew a rat

the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings

Arthur: what the fuck

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ryemiffie · 1 month

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Bat bros incorrect quotes based on my buddy's hate for the abbreviation of super to supes cause he gets confused and thinks people are saying soup:

Jason: Hey, Bruce wanted me to let you know we'll be hanging out with the supes later so make sure you're ready to go.

Dick: The soups?

Jason: Yeah, the supes.

Dick: we're going to hang out with the soups?

Jason: Yeah?? Just make sure you're dressed or Bruce is gonna throw a fit.

Dick: ??

Dick: What should I dress for? i mean, what kinds of soups will we be hanging out with?

Jason: ??

Jason: I don't know?? The original ones??

Dick: The original soups?

Jason: Yes?? The original supes, I guess that's what you could call them.

Dick: Okay. Should I bring a spoon or something?

Jason: A spoon?? For what?

Dick: For the soups!

Jason: Why would they need a-

Jason:

Dick: ??

Jason: Really bro?! You've been Bruce Wayne's son for way too long.

Dick: What do you mean??

Jason, walking away: Privileged ass.

Dick: What did I say??!

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booblydoobly · 1 month

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I love this bitchy bird so much 🤩

Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date

#incorrect tf2 quotes #tf2 #incorrect quotes #tumblr screenshot #incorrect quotations #twitter screenshot #tf2 medic #tf2 medimedes #medimedes #lil pootis #fixed the spelling 😅

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