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write-it-motherfuckers · 2 days ago
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Person A: “....Uhh....I’m pretty sure that’s meant to stay on the inside.”
Person B: “How the hell are you still standing?!”
Person A: “Honestly, your guess is as good as mine.”
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concept-sketch · an hour ago
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Gus, tossing trash into a bin: Yeet!
Hunter: What's a 'yeet'?
Willow: Oh, It's a human thing, Luz taught it to us. You just say it whenever you throw something! It's fun!
Hunter: Uh huh...
*later that evening*
Hunter, throwing food on the ground for some animals, grinning to himself: Yeet.
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Person 1: I’ve been in love with you since the day I met you
Person 2: I just opened the door for you??
Person 1: Happy 2 minute anniversary
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correct-bangtannies · 2 days ago
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[2013]
Seokjin: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded-
Jungkook: What about school?
Seokjin: Fine. Other than school. And no TV
Jungkook: The TV's broken
Seokjin: Then no computer
Jungkook: I need the computer for school
Seokjin: Then… No, uh… No Tae
Jungkook: What?! No Tae?!?!
Seokjin: NO TAE
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incorrectgreekgods · a day ago
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Artemis: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Ares, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
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Apollo: Hey, Ares? Can I get some dating advice?
Ares: Just because I'm with Aphrodite doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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korrahsamis · a day ago
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I personally think the legend of korra would be 100x better if they gave asami a gun
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unsides-ur-sanders · 2 days ago
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Thomas: If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
Virgil: Happiness
Logan: Mental stability
Roman: Self love
Patton: Pasta
Roman: Ooh, I change my answer. I want some pasta too! (:
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incorrect-blind-channel · 2 days ago
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Niko: We're polyamoury but like platonic.
Tommi: It's called a group of friends.
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ii-incorrect-quotes · 2 days ago
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Taco, completely shitfaced drunk: When life give you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life takes the lemons back! GET MAD! AND SHOW LIFE THAT I DON'T WANT THEIR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE?!?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE TACO MORE LEMONS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I'M THE OBJECT THAT'S GONNA BURN INANIMATE ISLAND TO THE GROUND!! WITH THE LEMONS!!! I'M GONNA ASK TEST TUBE TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT'LL BURN HOTEL OJ DOWN!!!!
Knife: Should we do something?
Microphone: Nahh. Just let it happen.
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write-it-motherfuckers · 2 days ago
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Person A: “We’re going about this all the wrong way, aren’t we?”
Person B: “I believe we are, yes.”
Person A: “....Should we scrap everything and take it from the top?”
Person B: “I don’t think we have any other choice.”
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steampunker134 · 22 hours ago
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soft-and-exhausted · a day ago
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Thirteenth: Instead of meat I eat veggies and-
River: Pussy.
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salty-ranger · 5 hours ago
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Will: Hello 999, yes hi I accidentally stepped on my dogs tail and I need to be arrested.
999 operator: Sir, we talked about this.
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d13t0rt10n · 2 days ago
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Wuya: Don't let Jack try to scare you he used to do ballet
Raimundo: No way
Jack: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
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03patrickstar · 2 days ago
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Without Hesitation
MC: "You love me, right, Jake?"
Jake: "Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it."
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localgreekmythologywh0re · 23 hours ago
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Ares: HELP! I TOLD APHRODITE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Athena, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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batfamasks · 20 hours ago
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Jason: Whoever's teasing Selina with the laser pointer has to stop. It isn't funny.
Jason: Actually it is funny, but that's besides the point.
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redadidassneakers · 2 days ago
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James: hey love-
Regulus: fighting the masculine urge to stab you to death but at the same time push you against a brick wall and do things to you that will ruin you for everyone else but me
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