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nxtashasmcu · 2 days ago
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[ sam and bucky are sitting on a bench ]
steve: why do you guys look so sad?
sam: sit down and we'll tell you
steve: *sits down*
bucky: the bench is freshly painted
steve: sh-
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incorrectmerlinquotes · 2 days ago
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Gaius: And remember - if I get harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it all completely wrong.
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Bdubs: I want moss to grow on me. Not cuz I'm like decomposing, just like. Recreationally
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dreambutstupid · 20 hours ago
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Kid: *does a trick*
Dream: WOW 🤩 that’s amazing dude, you’re gonna grow up to be real talented you know. I’m in literal awe as to how amazing you are
Kid: *does a trick*
George: aha wow… now do it in reverse with a back flip and a rendition of Feel Good Inc at the end… oh you cant do that?? *tuts* do better
Kid: *does trick*
Sapnap: haha cool, I bet I can do it better though *trips and falls*
Kid: *does trick*
Karl: WHATTTT THAT IS INSANE, MIND BLOWING IF YOU WILL. DUDE THAT WAS INCREDIBLE *running around screaming* WHATTTTTT
Kid: *does trick*
Quackity over a mouthful of food: that was fucking awful. Waste of my damn time what the fuck? Make better content or I’m unsubscribing
Karl: Alex he’s a kid
Quackity: no excuses
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incorrectgreekgods · 19 hours ago
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Athena, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Hermes, laying down another: Plus four.
Ares, doing the same: Pikachu, I choose you.
Poseidon, trembling: What are we playing-
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incorrectlastlifesmp · 2 days ago
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BigB: you know, you can solve your problems without violence.
Cleo: ok, but consider; i’m really, really good at violence. 
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Evil X: I don’t get how flower crowns are going to help my atrocious mental state
Hels: Being in nature is good for you. If this doesn’t work we can just blow shit up
Evil X: [genuinely concentrates for a minute]
Evil X: This isn’t working, let me commit arson
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nxtashasmcu · a day ago
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bucky: toss me my jacket *a box gets thrown in his face* i said my jacket
sam: sorry, i thought you said engagement ring!
bucky: why the fuck would i say... wait
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Gwen: Do you have a significant other?
Morgana: I'm significant by myself.
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justacrazybookworm · 2 days ago
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Magnus: I never tell people off the bat that I'm bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm bisexual right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Alec:
Alec: I like you.
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incorrect-hermitcraft · 2 days ago
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Tango: Bugs Bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way
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rainy weather, a cup of hot chocolate, a good book and a blanket
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baureid · a day ago
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Reid: Does anyone else practice the noises they're gonna make when they die? Here's mine: THANK YOU
Hotch, yelling in the background: NO
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hellolonelytorment · 2 days ago
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Kaminari: So that’s my plan.
Shinsou: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kaminari: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Shinsou: It fucking sucks.
Kaminari: That’s not constructive criticism.
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