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incorrect-azur-lane · 22 minutes ago
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Enterprise: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
San Diego, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Little Sandy, whispering back: Because I have small hands.
San Diego: Because she has small hands.
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fallen-gabrielle · 22 minutes ago
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Monty and Ben Incorrect quote 37
Monty: Anyone wanna get into an argument with me?
Benedict: Okay. Margaret isn’t that cute.
Monty: I was kidding but, you know what? Fuck you for real.
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Ford: When I was your age, we didn’t even have cell phones.
Mabel: Yeah, but you had stuff that we don’t have. Like dinosaurs.
Stan: How old do you think we are...?
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incorrect-sherliam · 47 minutes ago
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idk if this is a drama or what but i really want to let this out
some people are really disappointed that irene adler is james bond, saying yuumori ruined irene adler's character. although granted the people who talked about this are not those knee-deep in the fandom i'm just happy we collectively agree that james bond is a trans man, but it still does not step away from the possibility of people policing this story. soon enough they would, if that infamous sherliam hug will get animated
but i hope these dumbasses (who police the story by saying stuff "this isnt what happened in the conan doyle canon *ugly cries*") know what the fuck they're whining about because YUUMORI IS NOT MERELY AN ADAPTATION, IT IS A TRANSFORMATIVE WORK. in simpler terms, it's a fanfic. it's only an adaptation by demography in which japan took it from the british canon and made it to suit japanese demography and form, which is manga and anime. BUT it is also a transformative work in a sense that they put new twists in it, add their own lores and headcanons, and make a whole new thing out of the original while also following the timeline of the stories in canon. and if you're asking me why adaptation and transformative work are two different things: adaptation merely gives a certain literary work a new form (e.g. from novel to movie) and even adding new stuff in it comes at the risk of a court case, meanwhile a transformative work allows a creator to have freedom with the original work. that's what a fanfic does. it's one of the privileges of having sherlock holmes stories out in public domain - anyone can fuck around with it, and that's what yuumori did. and i'm glad they did that
honestly, this is not even something that should be talked about intensively. some people, if only they read the manga, should have understood this from the start. what was the use of william explaining it in that omake before chapter 1?????? this is why yall should listen to the teacher
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fairytail-incorrectquotes · 50 minutes ago
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Lucy: *has a sad thought*
Natsu: *bolts up in bed in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* Something’s wrong.
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Boyfriend: Pump and Skid are perfect cinnamon scones who have never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Pico: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
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Boyfriend: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Hex: What’s updog?
Boyfriend: Whitty! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Pico: What? I'm not aggressive!
Hex: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Pico: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Whitty: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Whitty: Not you Hex. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Boyfriend: Look guys, I need help.
Ruv: Love help?
Hex: Financial help?
Pico: Emotional help?
Whitty: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Whitty*
Whitty: What?
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Pico: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Whitty: 'Prettiest Smile'
Boyfriend: 'Nicest Personality'
Ruv: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Hex: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Hex: Would never stab anyone.
Boyfriend : Would stab someone in retaliation.
Pico: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Whitty: Would stab without warning.
Ruv: Would stab as a warning.
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Whitty: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Pico: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Whitty: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Ruv: Actually I did the math, Pico would have $225, not $0.15.
Pico: Fam I’m right here....
Boyfriend: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Whitty: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Boyfriend: Sorry I only have a dollar
Whitty: :(
Hex: Hey I just realized, Pico would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Boyfriend: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Ruv: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hex: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Ruv: Apply juice to what
Whitty: Directly to the forehead
Pico: Great chat everyone
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Whitty: Yo is Boyfriend sleeping or dead?
Pico: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Ruv: Yeah, so did I.
Boyfriend: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Boyfriend: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Whitty: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Lilly: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?
Rikkard: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.
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holdmyhopeinyourhands · an hour ago
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[F1 drivers thoughts on the European Super League]
Pierre: Ok, first word that comes to mind when you hear "European Super League", go.
Charles: Ugly.
Esteban: Disgraceful.
Lance: The what now?
Lewis: Embarrassing.
Lance: Seriously, what are you talking ab---
Sebastian: Shameful.
Carlos: Depressing.
Nicholas: Excuse me, what is a super---
Pierre: Shhhhh.
Lance: That's what I'm wondering about too!
George: Death.
Lando: Sadness.
Mick: Horror.
Yuki: Crime.
Nik---: currently unavailable duo to excessive spinning*
Kimi: Greed.
Fernando: We need to hunt down those who did it and we need to--
Pierre: Um, Fernando Alonso sir..... It's a one word game?
Fernando: Oh... ok.
Fernando: Murder.
Pierre [.....]: Okaaay.
Kimi: I think he's onto something there, personally.
Pierre: That's not---
Daniel: Um... what's so bad about---
Lewis: No.
Sebastian: Stop talking, please.
Daniel:.....
Daniel [knows just enough about football to know about ESL but not enough to fully grasp the issue]: Fine, I'll go with, confused.
Max: Anger.
Checo: Grief.
Antonio: Loss.
Valtteri:......
Valtteri: Soccer.
Pierre: Ouch.
Valtteri: What? *shrugs* It's the truth isn't it? Football is dead.
Charles: Pretty much. Yeah.
Pierre: *sigh* true.
Pierre: As for me....
Pierre: Tears.
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Phil: Steve, I need you to swear to me
Steve: Fuck you, Phil.
Phil: I meant like a promise
Steve: I promise to fuck you, Phil.
(★)
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