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maggie: daryl, why is judith running through the playground and holding a knife??

daryl: she felt unsafe

maggie: NOW EVERY KID IN THE PLAYGROUND FEELS UNSAFE

daryl: i’m sorry, I’ll fix this.

daryl, crouches down to a crying chilld: would you like a knife?

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harry : what’s missing– A, E, _, O, U?

draco : I

harry : what’s the opposite of hate?

draco : love.

harry : what’s the opposite of me?

draco : a self-assured person with a healthy sleep schedule who doesn’t disturb my sleep schedule at 3 am.

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Maddy: I wanna set you up with BB.
Jules: Oh actually I'm kinda in a relationship with Rue.
Maddy: Really? I thought you were straight?
Jules: Then why would you try to set me up with BB?
Maddy: *visibly confused* I don’t know...
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Cassie: I'm such an idiot! I should never have fallen in love with McKay.
Jules:
Cassie:
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to disagree? I feel like we aren't at that level of friendship yet.
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Connor: Ow, ow, ow.

Haytham: There. Stand. *Sighing.*What the hell do you think you’re doing?

Connor: I’m just trying to help!

Haytham: Uh huh. Okay, well how about you help me understand exactly how you came across this.

Connor: We were looking for Kanen'tó:kon’s knife.

Haytham: Which he dropped when?

Connor: The other night.

Haytham: The other night when you were out here looking for the first half of the body?

Connor: Yes!

Haytham: The night that you told me you were alone and Kanen'tó:kon was at home.

Connor: Yes! *realization* No! Ah, crap.

Haytham: So you lied to me?

Connor: That depends on how you define lying.

Haytham: Well I define it as not telling the truth—how do you define it?

Connor: Pfft, reclining your body in a…horizontal position?

Haytham: Get the hell out of here.

Connor: Absolutely!

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Demeter: What are you guys doing?
Apollo: It's asexual awareness week.
Hermes: So we're putting bunch of mirrors in Dionysus's room so he gets the idea.
Ares: That's stupid.
Hermes: Wait till bisexual awareness week, we're coming for you next big boy.
Hestia, down the hall: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MIRRORS IN MY ROOM?!
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