Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Y/n: And I started thinking.
Y/n: Like it was just trying to get food.
Y/n: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.
Y/n: How would I feel.
Lando: *Cuddling Y/n*
Lando: Love, light of my life, what the actual fuck.
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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Charles: I'm on top of the world
Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap
Charles: Max is my world.
Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS
⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles
⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol
⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one
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charles: are you a top or bottom?
seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper
Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver
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Y/n: What’s wrong?
Lando: Nothing……. It’s just that adults are boring and I hate them. I don’t wanna buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Y/n: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re going to get a dish rack, shower curtains and a cutting board…. but if you think for one second that I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, the you’re the dumbest man I know.
Lando: *tearing up* ….you’re gonna make me cry.
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Charles: 👀
Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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Lance: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Max:
Charles:
Carlos:
Pierre: I'm gonna tell him.
Fernando with knife: Don't you dare.
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Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Charles: It was me.
Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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