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loonylupinblack3 · 9 days

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James: so are we flirting right now?

Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

James: that doesn't answer my question

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sarcasm-and-stiles · 2 months

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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

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queer-rose · 1 year

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Bianca: What's going on?

Yoko: Wednesday thinks homophobic means 'Afraid of gay people'

Wednesday, standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with Enid: If I don't have a million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow I will kiss this woman on the mouth in front of your children

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sparklewrites1 · 23 days

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Inej: I have a question.

Nina: Shoot.

Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.

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thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy · 21 days

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Quotes for Palestine

You know what, I've seen now after my Ides of March post spread that the IQG community can do a lot if we really work toward it. I know a lot of you don't have a lot of money to donate. Neither do I, but we can all Click for Palestine.

Click for Palestine is a website that uses clicks from users to track user engagement, then shows that user engagement to advertisers on their site (so you'll need to turn off your adblock and accept cookies for the site) and recieves a certain amount of money from those advertisers for every click. Then, Click for Palestine donates that money to UNWRA (and they have the paperwork to prove it), who can then use it to help lobby for aid, and, if they can get past Isreal's blockages, feed Palestine

Reblog this post with screenshots proving you have clicked at Click for Palestine (or otherwise donated to or helped Palestine). If this post reaches 500 click/donation-proving reblogs before April, I'll process all the quotes in the inbox and open quote submissions again on April 2nd. You can reblog for every click you make, which is one per day (per device, if you're using multiple)

EDIT: I lowered the goal from 5,000 to 500 because I realized that I completely miscalculated how long we had until April (I sincerely apologize about that), BUT I'm adding this additional one.

If we get 5,000 clicks before May, I will once again process all the quotes in the inbox (yes, even if it opens again in April), then open the inbox on May 1st.

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skullywullypully · 8 months

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Gojo: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Utahime: Wow. She sound stupid. Gojo: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense. Utahime: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Gojo: I guess you’re right. Hey Utahime, I love you. Utahime: See! Just say that! Gojo: Holy f*cking shit... Utahime: If that flies over her head then, sorry Gojo, but she's too dumb for you. Gojo: Utahime...

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chaotictasha · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes#127

Yelena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Kate: Um...Neat.

*later*

Kate, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Y/n. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Y/n, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kate. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Nat confessed their love for me?

Kate: Didn't you thank them?

Y/n: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I FUCKING THANKED THEM.

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the-dormant-ocean · 3 months

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Astarion: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Gale: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Astarion: Seize the dick.

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thenalanita-art · 3 months

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rw incorrect quotes #4

I totally didn't forgot about this thing

also snootmaster my beloved

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human-space-heater · 9 months

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(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)

Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hobie: Hey. Gwen: Hi. Pavtir: Hello. Miles: Hey! Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter B: We were out of Doritos.

Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)

Miguel: Die. Peter B: Please don't die! Miguel: DIE! Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.

Gwen: I know you love them. Miles: I am not in love with Hobie! Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who... Miles: *realizes* Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-

Miguel: Where are you going? Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’* Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*