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ideasforincorrectquotes · 10 months

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B copies every action of A while standing behind them as A is scolding C and D. A (without even turning to B): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, B. B (rolling their eyes): You are kinky babe.

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incorrectcharacterquotetemplates · 2 years

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A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

B: Oh really? Who did you get?

A, staring: …

B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.

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weirdincorrectquotes · 1 year

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person A: does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?

person B: in your case? yes.

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canadian-pug-cartel · 1 year

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Person A: NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

*points at person B*

YOURE COLOR BLIND

*points at person C*

YOU HAVE A CHOKING KINK

*points at person D*

AND YOU ARE JUST CLINICALLY INSANE

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notformaintosee · 3 months

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“if you want my respect without earning it you can. Spank. My. Ass.”

“did you mean "kiss?"”

“no.”

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jlongbooksofficial · 2 years

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Character A (to C): You need to learn how to be more responsible! Take B, for example.

Character B: Who, me? What did I do?

Character A: I don’t know. You’re the example. What do you do?

Character B: I mean… I mostly… stab things. And eat chips.

Character C: Sounds like a good example to me!

Character A: Wait— No-

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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That’s gotta be the legs

-Captain Waffle’s Father

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cozyras · 29 days

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friend one: "y'know, sometimes i think that you should get an achievement for being stupid. but then i realized that you would get one everyday."

friend two: "fuck you!"

#incorrect quote ideas #incorrect quotes

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justaz · 3 months

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

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ideasforincorrectquotes · 7 months

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A and B are on a mission and are being chased. After finding a temporary hiding spot, A still hyper from the adrenaline rush, kisses and hugs B, blurting out I love you multiple times.

After a moment A realizes what they just did and backs off a couple steps.

A: I am sorry I didn't mean to...if I could take it all back, I would. I swear to God.

B (still in shock): You mean to say you never felt anything for me?

A: No...I mean yes, I di-

B: Watch out!

B covers A as bullets start raining at them. A quickly drops a smoke bomb and they flee the scene. Taking shelter in an abandon building, A starts securing the place.

B (in raspy voice and pained look): A, ab..bout earlier...

A: B I know what did was wrong...B?

(B falls forward in A's arms, fainting, confusing A. A touches the shoulder of B to realize they have two gunshot wounds)

A: B what's wrong...??? Oh my God, B!!

B (before falling completely unconscious): A? I...don't...re-regret i-it...

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incorrectcharacterquotetemplates · 2 years

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A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!

B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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ktkat99 · 11 months

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Angst/humor fic idea, if you need a prompt:

Bruce finds out the hard way which of his kids is okay with the 'unadoption' joke threats he makes when they annoy or stress him out. "Why did I adopt you?"..."I still have your adoption certificate. I wonder if the orphanage accepts returns?"..."I knew I should have left you on that street corner where I found you."

Dick fires back with twice as much sass, sometimes rolling his eyes and flipping off Bruce when he gets older.

Young!Jason looks so scared the first time he hears one, and Bruce never jokes about it again. Adult!Jason makes jokes about unadopting himself.

Tim is far too tired to register that it was a joke and gets quiet and avoids Bruce completely for the rest of the week until Bruce realizes what he did wrong and tracks his son down. They talk and Bruce never implies regretting to adopt Tim again.

Cass laughs along with him before pulling out her adoption certificate from her pocket and grinning, scaring him. His kids's adoption paperwork was all stored in a hidden, impenetrable, designed-by-Batman safe. Laughter fades and she just whispers "You'll never be rid of me."

Bruce- Maybe Talia wants you back.

Damian, not even phased- And maybe Alfred would have rather been working for a doctor than a clown-hating, nocturnal, combat furry, but I guess we're both out here disappointing our parents.