Scourge: “Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.”
Shakespeare: MC! Come away with me! We’ll see the world together and it shall be magnificent!
Vincent: Is he aware he’s talking to a crude drawing Theo made of MC and not.. MC herself?
Sebastian: I’m just here to see how long it takes until he realizes we’re watching.
Shakespeare: Fair dove, why do you pain me with this silent torture? Have I offended you?
Sebastian, sipping tea: We’ll be here a while.
Boruto: My dad works all day!! This is unfair
Brian: You almost set me on fire last night.
Sydney: You probably deserved it.
Jen: *stubs toe*
Jen: Ah- FUCKING-! KILL ME!!
Eve: *holds up gun* That can be arranged.
Kidnapper on the phone: Get me a hundred thousand within the next 24 hours if you want your little friend back.
cyan, tied up in the background:A HUNDRED THOU— YOU THINK I’M ONLY WORTH ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND?!
cyan: MAKE IT ONE BILLION
skylar: cyan i swear to god
Sonya: How can you love a man you’ve only known for three days?
Hoshiyo: [opening the door to Masahide’s cabin] Hey so I need ask yo- HOLY SHIT!
Masahide: [surrounded by lamps] What?
Hoshiyo: I almost got blinded! Why are there so many lights in here?!
Masahide: I’m summoning Mothman.
Callum: Is that your hand on my ass
Ben: It was an accident
Callum: Ben, your hand’s still on my ass
Ben: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT