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totallycorrectencanto · 20 hours ago
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Isabela: We call that a traumatic event
Isabela, turning to Luisa: Not a "bruh moment"
Isabela, turning to Camilo: Not a "major L"
Isabela, turning to Mirabel: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago
Damian: Todd, where are you going?
Jason: Well, that depends, Damian. When I die again, probably Hell, but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
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ghost-postables · 2 days ago
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The first time Dash approaches Phantom and Danny has no idea how to process Dash being nice.
Dash: Oh my god I'm a huge fan!
Phantom looking around: Of me?
Dash: It's so awesome how you save us from ghosts even though you're a ghost.
Phantom: You're talking to me?
Dash: Of course I'm talking to you. Who else would I be talking to?
Phantom: ... You're a fan of me?
Dash: Yes!
Phantom: Okay...
Dash: Can I have your autograph?
Phantom: ...
Dash: Do you know what an autograph is? *dramatic gasp* Are you offended that I assumed you didn't? I'm so sorry!!
Phantom: I... This is... Most people don't come up to me without intention to shoot.
Dash: I would never! You're my hero.
Phantom: ... So you wanted an autograph?
Dash holds out a slightly blurred photo of Phantom in mid flight.
Phantom while signing: Oh... Look at that. A photo of me.
Dash: Paulina took it, isn't it cool? I sleep with it under my pillow.
Phantom: That's... Awesome... Buddy. Look I gotta run...
Dash: Of course, off to save the town. Sorry for taking up your time.
---Later during lunch---
Danny: So... Dash sleeps with a photo of me under his pillow.
Tucker almost inhales a fork.
Sam spits out her almond milk.
Tucker: What?!
Danny: I mean not "me" but you know... Phantom.
Sam: LEAD WITH THAT.
Tucker: Aw man... There's nut milk on my homework...
Sam: Don't ever call it that again.
Danny: I don't know whether to be flattered or concerned.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
Monk: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Rogue: What a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.
Wizard: On a journey of revenge, dig n+1 graves. If your enemy leaves heading northbound at 60 km/s and y-
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homosnapeiens · a day ago
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*at a young justice meeting*
kon: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
tim: does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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magical-warlock · a day ago
Silco: I'm a reverse necromancer.
You: Isn't that just killing people?
Silco: Ah, technicality.
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Mirabel: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!
Bruno: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing.
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incorrect-supercorp · 2 days ago
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[texting]
Kara: Do you have Anxiety Prime?
Kara: Amazon*
Lena: Yeah, I’ve got both.
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fandomsfanman · 2 days ago
Viktor : How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jayce without them noticing?
you: Hey, Jayce, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Jayce: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Viktor: ...
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encantomybeloved · a day ago
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6yr Camilo: *running around*
Pepa: what do you have?
Camilo: A KNIFE
Pepa: NO
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whobrokethisvase · 2 days ago
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Janus: Do you like tomatoes?
Virgil: Not really.
Janus: Do you like soup?
Virgil: Depends on the kind.
Janus: Then you're not gonna like what I did.
Virgil: What? You made tomato soup?
Janus: No, I made out with your father.
*several minutes later*
Logan: Why is Janus running?
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