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moonyxpads · 3 minutes ago
Sirius: there are four ways to argue, words, proof and-
Remus, quietly: homicide
Sirius: what-
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wolfstar-things · 3 minutes ago
Sirius: .......
Remus: Are you ignoring me?
Sirius: .......
Remus: Are you still angry that i pretended to throw the stic-
Sirius: YES IM STILL ANGRY, you said you was going to throw the stick b-but you d-didn’t.
Remus: *uncontrollable laughter*
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hikasufumiko · 3 minutes ago
Asahi : Noya is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Daichi : Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!
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littlechirpysoul · 3 minutes ago
At the beginning of my depression my mind was full of thoughts. it was crazy how many things i had going on in my head, and now it says nothing, thinks nothing, does nothing, feels nothing. It feels so empty, like my soul has been drained out of my body. And what’s worse is it doesn’t terrify me anymore. I look into the mirror and whatever i see, that is not me, not the person i remember. 
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xxqueenofdragonsxx · 4 minutes ago
Rick: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive.
Carl: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
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captain-inej-rietveld · 4 minutes ago
Jesper: we need to get past this locked door, wylan give me your credit card.
Wylan, handing him his credit card: Here
Kaz, snatching the card from jesper: No.
Jesper: :O
Kaz, pocketing the card: Okay now, Matthias kick the door down.
Wylan: :O
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Xaldin: I know you snuck out last night, Roxas.
Roxas, internally: Play dumb!
Roxas: Who's Roxas?
Roxas, internally: Not that dumb!
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Demyx: Do you like Saix?
Luxord, confused: Sure, who doesn’t?
Demyx: Over half the people that meet him. They can be put off by his vacuous mannequin face, and his Jodie Foster severity.
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Nahdar: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Anakin: I’m gonna tell them.
Bultar: Don’t you dare.
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hikasufumiko · 7 minutes ago
Yaku : *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Kuroo : Actually Yaku, it’s salt. Yaku : That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Kuroo : Uh Yaku, that would be salt. Kuroo : *takes salt packer from Yaku* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little sh*t
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totallycorrectlovquotes · 9 minutes ago
Twice: We'll handle this like we always do.
Shigaraki: Brute strength?
Dabi: Almost dying?
Twice: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up
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demons-incorrect-alw · 9 minutes ago
Skimbleshanks: Listen, I don't need the Munkustrap who once had a panic attack during rock-paper-scissors because there were, and I quote, “just too many variables”. I need the Munkustrap who stormed in here and told me to stop Demeter’s train! Without thinking of consequences!
Munkustrap: Oh boy. Now I'm nervous about that decision.
Skimbleshanks: Retroactively? I mean, how do you even...
Munkustrap: *shaking his head* I don't know.
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chasegrangerkingdom · 11 minutes ago
Coach Hedge: I'm not sure you're stakeout material.
Nico: I have chronic insomnia. I was born for this.
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bi-in-space · 13 minutes ago
thomas: you know those things will kill you, right?
harriet, pouring another glass of whiskey: that’s the point.
newt, smoking a cigarette: we’re trying to speed up the process.
sonya: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Jenine: Yesterday I overheard Silvy saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Trace replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
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incorrectarsenalwfc · 14 minutes ago
Beth: How was she?
Dentist: Good.
Beth: She didn’t give you any problems?
Dentist: Oh, no she tried to escape multiple times, but once we gave her the laughing gas, she resorted to poking the hygienist with a kid’s tooth brush and giggling.
DVD: *Still loopy* They didn’t see it coming, Beff! I stole their weapons! *Waving paw patrol toothbrush* Who’s the dentist now?!!
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nabesthetics · 15 minutes ago
Julian: I'm in love!
Mazelinka: How long have you known them?
Julian: Cosmically, it feels like we've been intertwined--
Mazelinka: How long, though?
Julian: It feels like forever.
Mazelinka: How many hours?
Julian: Seven.
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