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incorrectheroquotes · 13 hours ago
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Miruko: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?
Endeavour: Hawks keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help
Hawks: Oh, cool! A floating napk- [Walks into the glass door]
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wrongmha · 15 hours ago
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Eraser Head: Remember, the villains can't kill all of us. Todoroki: Why can't they kill all of us? Eraser Head: Hmm. That is a good point.
Source: Red vs. Blue
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daring-elm · 15 hours ago
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going through my remuscore tag again and we have so many good new screenshots
[id: remus sanders with his hands clasped together, staring pleadingly at something outside of the frame. a tumblr post by postpunkenjoyer edited over the lower right corner reads "please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore". end id]
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incorrectbatfam · 22 hours ago
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Jon, to Billy: How tall are you?
Billy, as Shazam: 6'4".
Jon, to Damian: How tall are you?
Damian: *grabs Jon by his shirt collar*
Damian: I am five feet, two inches, and one quarter.
Damian: I WILL DESTROY YOU.
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incorrectheroquotes · 14 hours ago
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Yamada: WAIT AIZAWA! PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT MY LAPTOP!
Aizawa: Why?
Yamada: I’m… an adult. And I do… adult things on there…
Aizawa: This is a buzzfeed quiz?
Yamada: [Forcefully shutting laptop] WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS I AM IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 21 hours ago
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Wizard: Why are you late?
Artificer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Wizard: Overslept?
Artificer: Overslept.
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grishaverseshitposts · 18 hours ago
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Jesper, gazing lovingly at Wylan: He could kill me and I'd thank him.
Kaz, who's heard this for the 10,000th time: I'd thank him too.
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incorrectsterekquotes · 22 hours ago
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stiles: derek, we should really talk about your habit of making betas when you‘re stressed.
derek, hiding boyd behind his back: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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incorrectly-bnha-quotes · 14 hours ago
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Bakugou: … Are you using a plastic straw?
Kaminari: I know they’re bad for the environment or whatever—
Bakugou: No, you dumbass, it’s just a really weird way to eat lasagna
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owlhouseshitposts · 14 hours ago
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The Owl House + Incorrect Quotes
Request by: Anonymous
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wrongmha · 20 hours ago
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Endeavor: A monster like me doesn't deserve to be loved. Fuyumi: Then be better until you do.
Source: Tumblr
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 21 hours ago
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rex: the generals are shouting outside. don’t you think we should do something?
ahsoka: you’re right.
ahsoka: [closes the window]
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kimmycupcreates · 20 hours ago
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Hi, I'm Kimmycup and my hobby is Lokius shitposting.
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(keyleth): if there are trees, you aren’t alone.
(scanlan): i can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 23 hours ago
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*At the council meeting*
Aragorn: Come on, no one thinks Frodo is my son.
Boromir: Put your hand up if you thought Frodo was Aragorn’s son.
*everyone puts their hand up*
Aragorn: Frodo put your hand down.
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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 11 hours ago
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Yelena: Do you sleep with your silent mode on or off?
Natasha: On.
Y/n: You really don’t give a fuck about anyone’s life, huh?
Natasha: Alright, look. If you have a problem after midnight, it’s between you and god.
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 17 hours ago
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obi-wan: not everyone is going to think i’m pretty, and that’s okay.
obi-wan: they’re wrong though.
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