Tommy: People think I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Mick: Who the hell thinks you’re smart?
Tommy: Nikki told me I was the smartest guy alive!
Mick: Tom, Nikki was really fucking drunk and the only thing you did was saying that earth was a planet.
Kate: I have something to tell you…
Riley: Come on, Kate. You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for a long time now, and we’re a great team. There is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Kate: I’m dating Eva.
Riley: You’re dead to me.
*Nikki trips, and the Christmas tree falls over*
Nikki: Ho ho holy shit!
Vince: And to all a good night.
life pro tip! to relieve the stress of worrying about others snitching on you, just beat them to it and snitch on yourself so they don’t get the satisfaction!
daryl: [pacing back and forth] I CAN’T FIND IT, RICK! I CAN’T!
rick: find what? daryl, what can’t you find?!
daryl: my happiness.
Dorian: Truth or Dare?
Dorian: What’s the worst decision you’ve made when drunk?
Aelin: Bold of you to assume I need alcohol to make bad decisions.
Taako: Today is going to be great!
Lup: I saw you crying five minutes ago.
Taako: *finger guns* We don’t talk about that.
Damian: Thank you, Angel.
Marinette: *hugs* No problem!
Dick: *a mile away with binoculars* Now kiss.
Marinette: The moon sure in beautiful tonight.
Allegra: Honey, that’s a streetlight.
Ryuji: I feel like an idiot.
Sumire: I wouldn’t say that.
Morgana: Yeah, you’re not “like” an idiot.
Ryuji: That’s not what she meant!
🎵 Makin’ my way downtown, see a car, throw myself on the road screamin’ “floor it” 🎵
another one from JackieSkywater’s book.
Left one is Fell. Right one is Classic.
FWOF!Fell - Crackle - Sky/Sand
FWOF!Classic - Sloth - Rain
Classic Sans by Toby Fox.
Fell by Vic the Underfella
Marinette: *blushes and slams hand on table* That’s fucking it, I’m killing him.
Damian: Or you could just Wonder Woman up, and ask him out.
Marinette: Killing is easier!
Remus: No one’s visited my basement in a while
Kate, bad at flirting: I like your name.
Eva, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
Roman: Sometimes you’re my enemy, sometimes my friend, sometimes a roach
Roman: and when I’m in a good mood you’re my best friend