*a long car ride*
Simon: ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Baz, sighing: So tell me what you want… what you really really want..
The Witcher as quotes my friends have said (#3/?)
Jaskier: I smell like sweat, tears, and Gucci perfume.
Geralt to a hungover Jaskier: I would tell you what happened last night, but you were there so you should remember. If not then that’s on you.
Jaskier to Ciri: We are your surrogate fathers now. You may call us Daddy.
Yennifer: When in doubt, burn it. It worked in the middle ages.
K’: Mitsumine and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Maxima: Uh-huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?
Yukari, from the next room: Yes, dear?
Maxima: Don’t lie to my face again.
April, holding ice to Augie’s head: okay, what day is it today?
Augie: i don’t know.
Skip: okay, but to be fair you never know.
Augie: that’s kinda true. i’m super bad at days.
Gilan: I never choke
Halt: really? I just watched you choke on water
Kisuke: If you don’t stop, I am going to jump out of the window.
Yoruichi: We’re on the ground floor.
Kisuke: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.
Alex: Blake, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.
Pavi: That’s a lot of pasta for no veggies.
Luigi: You’re not in charge of what I eat.
Pavi: That’s true. Maaag!
Mag: *walks up and sees Luigi’s plate, proceeds to stare at him while shaking her head*
Luigi, to the server: And some damn broccoli, please.
Mag: *nods in approval*
Slytherin: yea it’s going alright. I made 4 new friends and only killed 1 of them so