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The Witcher as quotes my friends have said (#3/?)


Jaskier: I smell like sweat, tears, and Gucci perfume.



Geralt to a hungover Jaskier: I would tell you what happened last night, but you were there so you should remember. If not then that’s on you.



Jaskier to Ciri: We are your surrogate fathers now. You may call us Daddy.

Geralt: NO!



Yennifer: When in doubt, burn it. It worked in the middle ages.

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Pavi: Whoa.

Luigi: What?

Pavi: That’s a lot of pasta for no veggies.

Luigi: You’re not in charge of what I eat.

Pavi: That’s true. Maaag!

Mag: *walks up and sees Luigi’s plate, proceeds to stare at him while shaking her head*

Luigi, to the server: And some damn broccoli, please.

Mag: *nods in approval*

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