*trying to pick the lock to Milo’s hotel room*
Zack: Why couldn’t we leave our suitcases in a locker at the airport?
Melissa: A child of 4 could pick those locks.
Zack: Maybe we should have that child with us now.
Bertha: Anyways, we-
Lucian: “Anyways” isn’t a word, Bertha. What you mean to say is “anyway”.
Bertha: ANYWAY, we were discussing about your difficulties making friends.
Peter: Bob, du musst auch mal was für deine Work-Life-Balance tun.
Bob: Mach ich doch. Ich arbeite viel und verdiene wenig. Muss man auch erstmal schaffen.
Space Kid: *pulls a leaf off of a tree*
David: *almost crying* YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
RIPPING LEAVES OFF TREES IS LIKE RIPPING OFF PEOPLE’S FINGERS!
Kaminari: You guys know those plushies that look cute and fluffy and you just wanna cuddle them but then you press them and they’re growling and shit?
The rest of 1A: …
Kaminari: That’s me. Literally me. I’m adorable, like waaay too cute for this world, my hair is fluffy but then you press me and I say a dick joke
Stain arc Iida: I’m a hero in training, but-
Stain arc Iida:
Rekke: Don’t worry, I’m fine.
Aloth: You were stabbed!
Rekke: I’ve been stabbed before!
Aloth: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
Four: Can you guys just TRY to see it from my perspective
Legend: * Gets on knees *
Warriors: * Crouches down *
Four: I will kill you both in your sleep
ESTJ: Hey INTJ, can you take the trash out today?
INTJ: ESTP, so where do you want to go out today?
Persephone: Crushes are the worst.
Hades: Yeah. Whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Persephone: You’re always acting stupid, Hades!
Hades:…Don’t think about that too hard.
Basil: Why did you think that any of this was a good idea!?
Ratigan: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.