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#incorrect quotes Bondi Rescue
firebenderwolf · a month ago
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Joel: We are clearly lost!
Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.
Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!
Maxi: Well you said to make a right!
Jethro: I said make a right next!
Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!
Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?
Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!
Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!
Meanwhile
Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.
Hoppo: They are still in the car park.
Reidy: Should we help?
Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!
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joshua-bradley · 19 days ago
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Hoppo, answering phone: Hello?
Reidy: It’s Reidy.
Hoppo, sighing: What did he do this time?
Reidy: What? No, it’s me, it’s actually me.
Hoppo: Oh… what did you do this time?
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tmrs-beautiful-mess · 24 days ago
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to the people making incorrect bondi rescue quotes and keeping this fandom alive, i see you and i love you
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firebenderwolf · a month ago
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Harrison, asking Reidy: Can I have three bucks?
Reidy: For what?
Harrison: To buy an ice cream. I left my wallet at home and Maxi won’t give me money.
Reidy: No, because remember what happened last time you had ice cream at work?
Harrison: I won’t go in the water after I eat it.
Reidy: Still no.
Harrison, turns to Hoppo who is right by Reidy: *pouts*
Hoppo: *Pulls out 6 bucks from his pocket* Get me one
Harrison: *smiles big* Thank you! *runs to get ice cream*
Reidy: *glares at Hoppo* Really?
Hoppo: *shrugs his shoulders*
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Hoppo, going over Corey's lifeguard application: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Corey: Yes
Hoppo: Okay... may I know what you create?
Corey: Problems.
tags : @wardlowobsessed
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firebenderwolf · a month ago
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Joel: *passing out headphones to every lifeguard *
Tyson: Uh why are you giving us headphones?
Joel: Jethro saw Endgame last night.
Jethro: *enters sobbing while holding an Iron Man plushie* I love you 3000!
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Reidy, dramatically: Someone call an ambulance because missing Chappo this much is killing me.
Maxi: Mate, you’re sitting on his lap?
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Maxi: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Harrison: Is it me, Maxi?
Maxi: No, it’s not you.
Little Reid-Maxwell: Is it me, daddy?
Maxi: It’s not you either.
Jesse: Is it me, Maxi?
Maxi:
Maxi, mockingly: Is IT mE Maxi?
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tagged : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · 20 days ago
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Reidy, walking into the tower looking slightly disheveled: Sorry, I’m late… I, uh, was doing something.
Harrison: Huh. That’s an odd way to refer to Chappo.
Jake: *spits out his drink*
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Hoppo: I know you snuck out last night, Jesse.
Corey: Play dumb!
Jesse: Who's Jesse?
Corey: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Chappo: Ah, shit
Reidy: Watch your fucking language!
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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New Trainee, Harrison: *is a little sad*
Reidy, every time: Who made you upset? I swear to god, I will get that piece of shit and I will become their worst nightmare. Guess what? It’s not bluebottles and rips you have to worry about now, bitches. It’s me. I will kill them, if I have too. I’ve watched enough police shows to deal with the aftermath. How dare they make you sad, I will not have this! Fucking fuming.
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joshua-bradley · 28 days ago
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Azza, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Kobi: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · 28 days ago
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Azza: So what’s for dinner?
Kobi, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Whippet: Andy get up, you're being lazy.
Reidy: Lazy is such a strong word Whippet! I like to call it 'selective participation'.
Whippet: Idiot is such a weak word. I prefer to call it Reidy.
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Maxi: I can help you with it!
Harrison: Yeah, sure.
Whippet: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Max: lol nope.
Jake: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Reidy: *Read 5:55pm*
tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Maxi: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Harrison: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jake: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Harrison, learn to listen.
Max: What if it bites itself and I die?
Reidy: That’s voodoo.
Whippet: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Harrison: That’s correlation, not causation.
Max: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Reidy: That’s kinky.
Maxi: Oh my God.
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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*Whippet TEXTING Reidy *
Whippet : Andy , I'm sorry.
Whippet : Please talk to me baby
Whippet : Muffin?
Whippet : Sweet pea?
Whippet : The love of my life.
Whippet : Beautiful cinammon roll who's too pure and precious for this world.
Reidy : Sorry doesn't bring back my fucking Skittles, Ryan .
tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Maxi: Yo is Jesse sleeping or dead?
Jake: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Harrison: Yeah, so did I.
Jesse: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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joshua-bradley · a month ago
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Harrison, whining: Jake! Stop hitting me, it’s not nice!
Jake, holding Harrison’s hands and using them to make Harrison slap himself: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Harrison: *kicks Jake*
Jake, eyes full of tears and pouting: Owie! That really hurt, Huttsy!
Whippet, in the background, turning to Reidy: Why’d I agree to this again?
Reidy, smiling: Because our practically adopted sons are angels.
Whippet, mumbling: More like fallen angels.
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