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#incorrect quotes Bondi Rescue
pikachupadilla · 1 year
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*during a couples race*
Maxi: *carrying Harrison bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*
Whippet: *runs past carrying Reidy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*
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hunter-gatherer-11 · 3 months
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Incorrect Quote #4: Bondi Rescue
Reidy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Whippet: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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southernboy420 · 3 months
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Incorrect Quote #1 - Bondi Rescue
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Joel: Is it hot out here or is it just you? Jeff: It's you. Joel: What? *gay panic* Jeff: What? *even more gay panic* Meanwhile, Chappo in the background: Jesus fucking Christ, what complete idiots. *just over it all*
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weird-kid-maxx · 5 months
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Harrison: You have to apologize to Lachie Maxi: Fine. Maxi: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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firebenderwolf · 3 years
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Joel: We are clearly lost!
Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.
Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!
Maxi: Well you said to make a right!
Jethro: I said make a right next!
Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!
Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?
Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!
Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!
Meanwhile
Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.
Hoppo: They are still in the car park.
Reidy: Should we help?
Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!
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adam-lallana · 3 years
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Harrison: *eats kiwi*
Jake, immediately: Cannibalism
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raisetheroos · 3 years
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to the people making incorrect bondi rescue quotes and keeping this fandom alive, i see you and i love you
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pikachupadilla · 1 year
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Maxi: *reading the mail* baby shower invitation? uh no thanks Harries, I can have a regular-sized shower whenever I want
Harrison: Give me that
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hunter-gatherer-11 · 3 months
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Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue
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Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing
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weird-kid-maxx · 4 months
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Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jacko: Are we stealing them? Mouse: New or used? Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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pikachupadilla · 1 year
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random person: *stealing someones bike from the beach*
Reidy and Maxi: *screaming together* AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU DUMB UNCULTURED LETTUCE
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pikachupadilla · 1 year
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Jethro: okay, truth or dare?
Joel: Dare.
Jethro: What's your credit card number?
Joel: Truth.
Jethro: Tell me your credit card number
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pikachupadilla · 1 year
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Maxi: mcr was right about the apocalypse they didn't give us any 'in the distant future' crap they were just like "yo in 9 years tops we're fucked"
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pikachupadilla · 1 year
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Jesse: Does there have to be a reason? Is it not enough to give in to your own feral desires?
Harrison and Maxi: Please just tell us why you're hanging from the ceiling over our bed at 2 in the morning
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pikachupadilla · 10 months
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Hi If you actually agree with right wing America get the fuck off my page
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hunter-gatherer-11 · 3 months
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Incorrect Quote #3: Bondi Rescue
Jethro: Am I going too far? Joel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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