#incorrect quotes acotar

[tato-acm]

09. 12. 2023 - sábado

The Valkyries in the House of Wind with nesssian baby Nesta: What am I gonna do? It’s been hours and it won’t stop crying! Gwyn: She, Nes. Not it. She. Nesta: I’m not so sure… Nesta: Just please take her. *hands baby to Gwyn* I have to go to the bathroom. Emerie: I have to go scream into a pillow.  *a few minutes later* Gwyn: *singing and swaying nessian baby until she stops crying* Emerie: Have I gone deaf? Gwyn: It worked! *goes back to singing* Gwyn: I can’t believe it, she’s asleep! I got her to go to sleep…  Gwyn: *big teal eyes bright with awe* I have actual magical powers! Emerie: I can hear traffic and birds! Nesta: Oh Gods, you got her to stop crying!? Gwyn: Yes, I did! I’m Gwyn: super-aunt! *grins* Nesta: You are the official baby-crier-stopper! Gwyn: Yes, I am! Nesta: You are never leaving the House of Wind! Gwyn: …Say what?

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[thatmadshifter11]

Feyre: So how do you know when your sister has arrived? She just pops up out of nowhere sometimes.

Cass:*Walks past covered in red glitter and grumbles* She's done it again call Amren before I take the glitter and shove it down her throat.

Rhys:*Sighs* That's how.

Narcissa(OC):*Walks in smiling shaking glitter off of her wings* Heyy guyss.

Cass:*Pounces for her*

Cass and Narcissa:*Rolling around on the ground a blur of wings, red glitter and weapons*

Narcissa: Fucking Illyrian babies! *bites Cass's ankle*

Feyre and Rhysand: *Walk away slowly*

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[shadowsandtea]

Gwyn: Since I’m helping Merrill write a book now, I decided to work on my signature.

Azriel: That’s a good idea. Here, use this to practice on.

Gwyn:

Gwyn: Az, this is a marriage certificate

Azriel:

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[starlitfeyre]

Cassian: You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you?

Amren: Silence.

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[broodybatboy]

Balthazar: *innocently compliments Gwyn*

Cassian, smugly: You’re awfully quiet tonight, Az.

Azriel: No one plots murder out loud.

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[alinx]

Nessian: *thinking about a threesome*

Cassian: but Nes, Gwyn’s almost like our baby!

Nesta: *seriously considering this* so she’ll be calling us mommy and daddy while we fuck?

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[nebarious]

Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n

Y/n: You're not even looking at me

Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster

Azriel:

Y/n:

Azriel: Fuck you

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[incorrectacotarblog]

Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me

Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

Cassian: biological whorefare

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[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Nesta: You know, Rhysand gives Feyre flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Cassian: Okay.

Later that same day.

Cassian, handing Feyre flowers:

Feyre:

Cassian: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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[tato-acm]

domingo - 08. 05. 2022

*gwynriel during battle*

Azriel: *swerves away from enemy*

Azriel: hey. you… know I’m in love with you, right?

Gwyn: uh…

Azriel: *slowly leans forward*

Gwyn: -wait. what?! now?!

Gwyn: I mean, this is, like, the worst time!

Gwyn: come on! *ends enemy in frustration*

based on: spoilers for the legend of vox machina

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[velidewrites]

Azriel: *sneaks in through the window* Rhysand, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night? Azriel: I uh...I was with Cassian Cassian, turning in his own chair: Wanna try that again?

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[shadowsandtea]

Gwyn: How do tall, winged males sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover all of you?

Azriel: Berdara, I love you, but it’s 4am.

Gwyn: So, you can’t sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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[aprill-99]

How it started *Under the Mountain*:

Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”

Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”

Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:

Feyre: “So this is my mate.”

Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”

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[broodybatboy]

Gwyn: Pro’s of Illyrian leathers: Abs and ass.

Nesta: Con’s of Illyrian leathers: Heightened levels of douchey.

Azriel & Cassian: Hey!

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