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FLORIDA MAN HEADLINES AS HAIKYUU PART 2!!!!
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Oikawa, dramatically flopping onto Iwaizumi’s lap: Iwa-chan, tell me I’m pretty.
Iwaizumi, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.
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Oikawa: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. Sometimes I actually think I’m stupid.
Iwaizumi: Don’t worry, I do it all the time.
Oikawa: Wear your contacts to bed?
Iwaizumi: Think you’re stupid.
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Sakusa: You know, I do wish there was something between us.
Atsumu: Really? What?
Sakusa: A continent.
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Akaashi: Do you use water or milk in your hot chocolate?
Bokuto: (entirely genuine) I eat the powder straight from the packet.
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Guys I don’t know if I can keep defending Atsumu 😭 Every day I am tested BSJXKXCK
CREDS TO @ emotsumu on TikTok for this! This was rlly funny!
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Akaashi: Get a fork, Bokuto.
Bokuto: I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.
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Sakusa: I formally retract our hug.
Atsumu: Ha, you can’t Omi! It happened.
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ALRIGHTTTTTTT GUYS I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A BANGER- MADE SOME HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS FLORIDA MAN HEADLINES!!!!!! WILL BE A PART 2 AND 3 TO THIS HOPE U LIKE IT!!!
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Kuroo: I have a science headcanon
Kenma: Can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person
Kuroo: So my science headcanon is—
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Kuroo: Kenma, you're ruining your health
Kenma: *accepts yet another delivery*
Kenma: You call it eating five boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs
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OMG SHE SAW BOKUTO AND KUROO 😩
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I made this and I think it’s important (might make them for other characters too idk)
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PART 3 OF TWEETS AS CHARACTERS!!!
Bokuto and Kuroo:
Twitter: @ GamesXBL and @ BlxkeMW2
Twitter: @ emily_maverick
Twitter: @ drivingmemadi
Twitter: @ traderjoeslut
Twitter: @ bedotwt
Twitter: @ kirkraynor
Twitter: @ kyleplantemoji
Twitter: @ catgirlz666
Twitter: @ queersocialism
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Hinata: Hey Kageyama!
Kageyama: [internally] There he is, he’s here, my favourite person in the world, the love of my life. god, I just want to stare at him and hold him for the rest of my life
Kageyama: What the FUCK do you want, you tiny moron?
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Sakusa: I've caught this stupid disease because of Atsumu
Komori: For the last time Sakusa, feelings are not an illness
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Akaashi: Where’s Bokuto?
Hinata, remembering that Bokuto got his head stuck in a tuba after Akaashi told him to leave it alone, and that he’s supposed to cover for Kuroo and Atsumu as they frantically work together in an attempt to free his head from the tuba: Who’s Bokuto?
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Hinata, loudly: I liked you first!
Kageyama, louder: I confessed first!!
Hinata, yelling: FINE BUT I ASKED YOU OUT FIRST!!
Kageyama, yelling back: OKAY, BUT I SAID "I LOVE YOU" FIRST!!!
Hinata: Ok fine...
Hinata, getting down on one knee: I proposed first.
Kageyama, through tears: M-motherfucker.
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OMG THEY LIVE NEAR KAGEYAMA AND HINATA WHAT
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HI GUYS SO I HAD INSPIRATION FOR A NEW SERIES ON MY BLOG!!! I HAVE A LOT OF REALLY FUNNY TWEETS SAVED AND I THOUGHT WHAT IF I MATCHED THOSE TWEETS WITH HAIKYUU CHARACTERS?
Some of these I slightly modified, but will be crediting all original creators under each post! These tweets were NOT CREATED BY ME. I am just matching them to characters and might make small edits or add-ons!
THIS IS PART 1 OF TWEETS AS CHARACTERS!!! LMK IF U GUYS LIKE IT!!! :D
Twitter: @ melinskers
Atsumu and Osamu:
Twitter: @ chardonyay and reply by @ alecjira
Twitter: @ SaeedDiCaprio (altered tweet but screenshot of email is the same)
Twitter: @ zachsilberberg (reply is og)
Bokuto, Kuroo, Atsumu, and Hinata:
Twitter: original post by @ jil_slander, Atsumu’s reply by @ stayhungry23 and Hinata’s by @ kidvalhalla (Kuroo’s og)
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