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bubblespalace · 19 days
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Yui: Anyone d- Subaru: Depressed? Laito: Drained? Ayato: Dumb? Kanato: Disliked? Yui: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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twistedw0nd3rland2acc · 8 months
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when you're depression and anxiety + other- is so bad, because of your own shit but your too happy watching your favorite anime and or reading your favorite manga-
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Don't forget to drink water and eat dears!!
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Yui and Shu: We're getting married!
Reiji: Please don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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unicornblossom13 · 7 months
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Yui: Fine, I admit it, I still can’t swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool.
Kou: Yui, you promised!
Yui: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Yuma: That’s why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Ruki: Yuma, that’s prison.
Yuma: Only if you let it be.
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shuyui-nether · 7 months
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♡♡♡♡♡♡ I’m afraid to love you. I’m afraid that you’ll leave and that I’ll go back to being alone again. Only it will be a hundred times worse because I’ll know what I’m missing. …I want to be able to love you more than I fear losing you, and I don’t know how. Teach me… Please teach me. Don’t let me destroy this. ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Mia Sheridan, Archer’s Voice (via wordsnquotes)
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equinox-86 · 7 months
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Kanato: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.
Noctis: Please never become a surgeon.
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I love tik tok memes
Pov:this scenario happened
Ruki: Kou,you gotta stop singing at 3 am. We have neighbours and you-
Kou: Miss me with that g@¥ $hit
Yuma:WHAT G@¥ $HIT?? THE LAW?!
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Art by me
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Cordelia and Beatrix's conversation in nutshell
Cordelia: Hey Bea~ Remember one time I liked you?
Beatrix: No.
Cordelia: Good! Cause it will never happen, Old hag.
Beatrix: ....*mumbles* Tch..troublesome woman.
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keonamariearelis · 4 months
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Subaru: Why is Kou sitting on your lap?
Laito: why are you sitting on my lap, Kou?
Kou: Because I'm tired
Laito: because he's tired.
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seducey-diabolik · 4 months
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Laito: Whats gayer? Dating a guy or wanting a guy to have sex with your dead body?
Yui: Uh... dating a guy?
Laito: Still straight!
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diamemes · 2 years
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Subaru: Reiji wake up! There’s a fire!
Reiji, sitting up: did I start it?
Subaru: no, kanato did
Reiji, laying back down: then it’s his problem
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Ignore how ugly this looks pls
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bubblespalace · 1 month
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Reiji: I made tea.
Me: I don't want tea.
Reiji: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Me: Then why are you telling me?
Reiji: It's a conversation starter.
Me: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Reiji: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Reiji: Did you two buy eggs like I asked you to?
Ayato: Nah, we got something better!
Reiji: ...What?
Laito, holding up a chicken: Here!
Reiji: Oh. I see. Then, let's name her Shu
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dvdcreeping · 2 years
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Kamelia Rozalia Dimitrescu🃟
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“She is the oldest daughter of Alexandru Dimitrescu? She is his carbon copy!” one of the duchesses present at the time whispered to her lady-in-waiting. “Madam, but I heard she is his step-daughter…”, Kamelia stopped walking and turned her head to the two women. The raven haired lady served them a glare and began walking towards the entrance of the palace. “Why are you so mad, young mistress?” her teacher and caretaker, Alucard, stopped her before she could reach the doors. “They keep talking shit, count.” Alucard chuckled, “A young lady such as you shouldn’t talk like that, dear Kamelia.” Kamelia glared at him and teleported into her bedroom. “You sure do care about my education, dear father.” 一Kamelia Rozalia Dimitrescu, 12 years old, Demonia —--------------------------------------------------
Kamelia Rozalia Dimitrescu; borned on 17th of December xxxx. Daughter of Elena Mariana Dimitrescu, step-daughter of Alexandru Liviu Dimitrescu, biological daughter of Alucard -known as Vlad the Impaler of Romania, Count of Dracula. Kamelia’s ethnicity is Romanian, currently living in the underworld, her clan's world, Demonia. Kamelia, as part of the tradition in their clan for years, is a part of the Phantom Dogs, an assassins organization created by her great-grandmother when the war between the Bat clan and Vibora clan happened years ago. Nosferatu wasn’t as popular as it still is to this day and it wasn’t rich either, since the demon race combined with the vampire one was considered much lower than the Wolf clan, so they began forming this organization with their poor families of nobles to do assassinations for money during the war. Kamelia is the oldest sister, Amelia Katrina Dimitrescu is the middle sister and Agatha Gabriela Dimitrescu is the youngest sister.
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sakamaki--subaru · 2 years
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Subaru and me inside the coffin~
Me: Hold me closer-
Subaru: Reminder that you are inside my arms.
Me: Reminder, I want to be inside your heart. 
Subaru: The heart itself is you. 
Me:  ♡o(╥﹏╥)o ♥♡
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equinox-86 · 7 months
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Laito: "Bitch-Chan, you're cute when you're angry, nfu~"
Noctis *on the verge of committing murder*:
"Then I'm about to get real fucking adorable."
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