#incorrect quotes dresden files

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Morgan: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Harry: Yes.

Morgan: *pulls out some Polaroids* I was hula-hooping. Luccio and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Harry: Oh my God.

Morgan: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle...

Harry: Why are you telling me this?

Morgan: Because no one...will ever believe you. *he pulls out a lighter and sets them all aflame*

Harry: *literally enraged* You sick son of a bitch.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: Did you really save the world…? Rogue: Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happened that the world was in the same spot.

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[alwaysanovice]

Harry: I think I'm coming down with something, I feel really nauseous lately. Thomas: Maybe you're pregnant. Harry:.... Thomas: .... Harry: I don't know what's more messed up, the fact that that was your first suggestion, or the fact that my life is so weird I genuinely considered that for a moment.

#harry in his head: again??? #the dresden files #dresden files #harry dresden #thomas raith #the dresden files incorrect quotes

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

What can I do for you? Wait. Allow me to rephrase. What can I do to most quickly get rid of you?

Haymitch (to Katniss)

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[landfilloftrash]

He has one mode and it's "tormenting Dresden" (due to a grief and anger unaddressed for 30ish years) almost as always with me; @anotherramblingfangirl for the incorrect quote drawn

#my art #The Dresden Files #Harry Dresden #Donald Morgan #Dresden Files incorrect quotes #titled this one 'a post-seine of a different kind' in ibis #me when the Javert-esqe character does Javert-esqe moves #in honor of Kore making it through Turn Coat (they haven't made it through Changes yet.... pray for them) #we could've had sarcasm dripping from both of them in future interactions. devastating. everyone in their vicinity #just going ''oh god theres two of them'' #anyways there’s a couple of these in the works I’m just slow bc I’m Les Mis brainrotted #rea’s trash

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan: Well done, KID! You’re handling this whole thing rather well.

KID: I don't think I am, Tantei-kun.

Conan: Then you’re freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up.

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[the-gentle-art-to-going-insane]

Marcone: Are we fighting or flirting? Dresden: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Marcone: Your point?

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[powerofnerd]

Molly: it’s pride month Harry, you know what that means

Harry: huh

Harry: what

Harry: you you want me to do like, gay magic?

Molly: …

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[afdg10]

*Harry rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Thomas: What's going on?

Michael: Harry wouldn't drink water.

Thomas: ...And?

Michael: And I asked them how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Harry, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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[adorable-hero-and-dapper-telly]

RGB: "Well done, Hero! You're handling this whole thing rather well."

Hero: "I'm really not."

RGB: "Then you're freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up."

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[incorrectdevilquotes]

Lucifer: I’m brilliant as well as skilled. It’s a great burden, all of that on top of my dashing good looks, but I try to soldier on as best I can.

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[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Mister: *does something bad* Harry: *brandishes a squirt water bottle at him threateningly* Mister: I do not fear you, Father. This device is nothing more than an empty threat. You do not have the heart to dampen me, your favorite son. In fact, I challenge you. I beg of you to prove your worth.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: Go kill them. Problem solved. Cleric: Warlock, you can't just go around killing people. Warlock: I know. That's why you should do it. Cleric: No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.

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[alwaysanovice]

Harry, grumbling: Great, we're surrounded. Micheal, calm: Excellent. We can attack in any direction.

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[reallifejedi]

Butters: You do what you gotta do Harry: I'm going to be as crude as possible. *Deep breath.* FUCK YOU GOAT MAN! Butters: Holy shit! Harry: I'm dancing on your bridge! I'm disrespecting your bridge, Goat Man! You're going to have to throw me off it! Butters: I mean he did do that once Harry: I'm dancing, Goat Man!

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[incorrect-x-quotes]

Magik: Go kill them. Problem solved. Kitty: Illyana, you can't just go around killing people. Magik: I know. That's why you should do it. Kitty: No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.

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