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#incorrect quotes generator
incorrectleaguequotes · 18 hours ago
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Caitlyn: Vi, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Vi: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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lojaalli · 8 months ago
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Jinx: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Caitlyn : *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Vi: WHAT?!
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barney-x-logs-is-otp · a month ago
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Incorrect quotes generator my beloved;;
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marvel-cult · 8 days ago
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Steve, driving Bucky and Y/N: So how was your day?
Bucky, being sarcastic: We almost got surprise adopted.
Steve: What?
Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.
Steve: Oh, okay.
Steve: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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thatonebrazilian · 9 months ago
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Thena: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Y/N and I are dating.
Kingo, Druig, Y/N, and Sersi: *Gasp*
Thena: Y/N, why are you surprised?!
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entishramblings · 3 months ago
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*Merry and Pippin sitting in jail together*
Merry: So who should we call?
Pippin: I’d call Gandalf, but I feel safer in jail
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weird-color · 11 days ago
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I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND WITH THE INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IT FITS SO WELL IM CHOKING
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luzswife · 8 months ago
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Silco: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Jinx: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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highno0n · a month ago
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shiftereris · a month ago
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Nico: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Annabeth: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Percy, scoffing: Oh, please.
Annabeth, to Percy: Hey, how you doin’?
Percy:
Percy: *giggles and blushes*
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03patrickstar · a month ago
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Anywhere
MC: "if you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?"
Jake: "Where are you?"
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incorrectleaguequotes · a month ago
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Jinx: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Lux: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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ilovemorro · 17 days ago
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If I cannot find green cousins fluff I will make the green cousins fluff
And by I I mean incorrect quotes generator
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I'm a genius
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cometblaster2070 · 2 months ago
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*After a series of unfortunate events*
Darling *sobbing*: APPLE SAID SHE LIKED ME AS A FRIEND.
Rosabella, comforting Darling: I know, I was there.
Darling: A friend!
Rosabella: I know.
Darling: I'm so fucking gay for her.
Rosabella, nodding: I know, Darling.
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marvel-cult · 8 days ago
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Y/N: I think Sam was right.
Bucky: I'm surprised he haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Zemo: He wouldn't do that.
Sam: You're right, Zemo. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Sam: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Sam Told You So' on the back*
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thatonebrazilian · 9 months ago
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*Playing twister*
Bucky: Right hand red.
Y/N: *Ends up on top of Natasha*
Natasha: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Bucky: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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sanseru · 2 months ago
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Love those incorrect quotes generators-
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