Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*
Suga: *reaches out to help*
Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*
Suga: That’s not what I——
Suga:
Suga: Okay.
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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.
"W-what are you doing?!"
“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.
SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa
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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
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Incorrect quote pt2
Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!
Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Y/N: He makes me laugh.
This applies to:
(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,
(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,
(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,
(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI
(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES
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Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?
Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?
Atsumu: Of course not!
Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then
[later]
Osamu: Hey Tsumu
Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker
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Netflix Account
Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked
Y/N: Oh that's cool
Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend -
Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long
Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account?
Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account
Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say -
Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month
Kenma: - again staying quiet -
Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account
Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant?
Kenma: Wellll
Y/N: Wait what did you buy then?
Kenma: Netflix
Masterlist
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Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.
Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)
Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu
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Osamu: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Atsumu: I was in the will?
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Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.
Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.
Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.
"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."
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Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help
Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"
Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread
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I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil
“And I don't care if you're sick
I don't care if you're contagious
I would kiss you even if you were dead
Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?
'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”
GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO
MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA
HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA
BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS
ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3
made March 30th 2024
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Oikawa: We’re going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other-
Hanamaki: Mattsun, I would kill for you.
Matsukawa, moved: Man, me too
Kyoutani, looking at Yahaba: Weak. I have killed for you
Yahaba: Oh. Well, I could probably kill for you too
Oikawa, looking at Iwaizumi and waiting:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: Keep staring at me and I will kill you
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