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that-siriusblack-grin · 2 years

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James: good morning starshine, the earth says hello

remus: shut the fuck up

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loislame84 · 2 years

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Narcissa: you called Andromeda instead of me?

Bella: well when you have a crazy idea you don’t usually call the voice of reason.

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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McGonagall: I'm here to let you know Harry is with You-Know-Who !

Hermione: The gynecologist ?

McGonagall: No, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!

Ron: Hitler ?

McGonagall: No, Lord Voldemort ! ! !

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tell-me-a-secret-a-nice-one · 2 years

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Remus: *trying to help Sirius with his eyeliner* Right look me straight in the eyes and stop fidgeting.

Sirius: Wait you expect me to look into those big amber eyes AND be straight at the same time!

James: You could always borrow my bi-focal lenses *winks*

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cantpickafandomtbh · 9 months

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you cant spell Dumbledore without dumb

- The Marauders at some point probably

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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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stargazingtranquility · 4 months

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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

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phoneypotatoes · 28 days

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Harry: *finds a stray cat*

Harry: Can we keep it?

Regulus: Your dad is allergic.

Harry: Father can stay outside.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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that-siriusblack-grin · 2 years

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Remus: We are screwed.

James: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.

Remus, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!

James: There you go.

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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rhetorical-conscience · 3 months

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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tell-me-a-secret-a-nice-one · 2 years

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James: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lily: 'Prettiest Smile'

Peter: 'Nicest Personality'

Sirius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Remus: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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gh0stlylace · 3 months

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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

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