#incorrect quotes harry potter
Bellatrix: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Andromeda: People die when you have fun.
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Sirius: “Sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired.” Everyone should start saying “sleepy” instead of “tired”
Remus: I’m so sleepy of your bullshit
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Sirius: I desire moisture.
Remus, done AF: Can’t you just say “I want water” like a normal person?
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Somewhere in the books
Dumbledore: You need to understand, Snape had a terrible childhood.
Harry: I understand. I'm having a terrible childhood right now.
Hermione and Ron: *Slow clap*
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y/n: Name a way to be nice to others.
Tom: Don't kill them.
y/n: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Draco, trying to ask Harry out: Pros and Cons of dating me.
Draco: Pros. You'll have a cute boyfriend.
Draco: Cons. [Taking out a list] Holy shit, where do I begin.
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Lucius to Draco: the key to being a good thief is being nice and stealthy
Lucius, smashes a window: like a mouse
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Hermione: I am at loss for words
Harry: *narrating* despite being at loss for words, she proceeded to yell at us for the next 10 minutes
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Peter: Dumbest scar stories! Go!
James: I burned my tongue today morning, while drinking tea!
Sirius: I have a piece of graphite stuck in my leg, by accidently stabbing myself with a pencil once.
Lily: I dropped my hair dryer on my leg once, and burned it.
Remus: I have emotional scars.
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Ginny: Don't correct me!
Hermione: Don't be wrong!
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[Black Family Dinner]
Andromeda: If you're going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Sirius: Of course. I can't flip this table myself.
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Bellatrix: Here's a fun idea-we hang up mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Narcissa, tired™: We are not doing that.
Regulus: *nodding* Mistlefoe.
Narcissa: Stop encouraging her!
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Andromeda: Hey, if I asked you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
Sirius: I promise.
Andromeda: There's this guy-
Sirius: You can do better.
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Sirius: You remind me of the ocean.
Regulus: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Sirius: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Ted, tired of his wife and her cousin's shenanigans: I hope you two have an explanation for this.
Sirius: Actually, we have three.
Andromeda: Pick your favorite.
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Sirius: Who hurt you?
Remus: You want a list or what?
Sirius: *grabs his wand* Actually, yes.
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McGonagall: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?
Bellatrix & Regulus: You mean the one that sounds like Cissy?
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Sirius: How nice do I have to be to Ted? Because every day I don't hit him with a rock is a win for me.
Andromeda: You could start by not talking about hitting him with rocks.
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Remus: We all have our demons.
Remus, grabbing Sirius: This one's mine.
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Snape: I will not stand here and be insulted!
Regulus: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, I don't care.
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