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eyelinerwhor3 · 1 year
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Marinette: what did you do for hero’s day, Adrien?
Adrien:
Adrien: I tied my father down to the chair in his office.
Everyone:
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helenadreams · 1 year
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will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid
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aespades · 1 year
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So, two in one day. This will probably never happen again. But I love making comics. Let me know if you'd want to see more.
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bugabella · 2 years
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a lot of people have been making posts imagining what stan twitter would look like in the mlb universe, and as someone who’s been on stan twitter since the way-too-young age of 13, i figured i’d take a crack at it. have this
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raeuberprinzessin · 8 months
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Dick, excitedly showing his newest little sister Marinette the Batcave: This is the Batcave! Overe there is the Batcomputer and here we sharpen our Batarangs. On this side are the Batbikes and if you follow this path you'll find the Batplane. And right here is the Batmobile! Isn't it amazing? We should totally take you on a joy ride with it, don't you agree? What do you say?
Marinette, slowly taking it all in: I feel like you were going for a theme with this ... Let me guess? Moody broody late-pubescent goth?
Alfred: Very well said, Miss Marinette.
Jason, peering at a stricken-looking Bruce: Well, I guess trying to show off how cool you are to your new daughter might not go as planned. Any contingencies, old man?
Tim: Going off of experience, it's having a moody brooding session in the dark cave. You know, like a late-pubescent goth.
Bruce, murmuring: I didn't even name most of these things, why am I getting attacked?
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bklily · 4 months
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Very opposing opinions on cute ladybugs, it would seem.
(based on a tweet about ladybugs I stumbled upon)
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theymademesignup08 · 7 months
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Marinette: *working on a craft while Chat Noir lays his head on her lap*
Marinette: *moves his head off of her so she can reach something*
Chat: “Marinette…doesn’t love me anymore? Marinette is…evil? Marinette…is Hawkmoth?”
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miraclechatbug · 27 days
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*post-reveal, aged-up*
Marinette: Hello, my Prince. What’s for dinner?
Adrien: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Marinette: ...
Marinette: Is it soup?
Marinette: Please stop with the soup puns
Adrien, *pouting*: Wow, you’re soup-per mean
Marinette: Stop. I'm begging you
*one hour later*
Marinette: It’s fucking tacos?!?
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Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
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litcrazh · 1 year
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the realization🔥🗣️
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Jason: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?
Duke: We try to fix it before Marinette and/or Alfred get back.
Jason: And if that doesn't work?
Steph: We blame Bruce.
Jason: Good.
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Conversation
Chat Noir, snuggling beside Marinette: You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. You're my star, the light in my darkest days.
Marinette, jumping awake: What the heck- I thought I locked the door?!
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: The window was open.
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helenadreams · 1 year
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love square on twitter methinks
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batsandbugs · 1 year
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Daminette School AU Quotes
Lila: You know Marinette, it’s such a shame no one likes you, you’re actually quite useful when you know your place.
Marinette: (sighing) Lila, the bar for civility is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.
Lila: (smiling falsely) If you say something like that again, I’ll “trip” you out of that window you- What are you doing?
Marinette: (looking at the window) Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.
Damian: (sitting behind them on his phone, not looking up) Most humans can survive a two story fall, Dupain-Cheng. You’ll be fine.
Marinette: Aww, Lila wouldn’t make it then?
Lila: (fuming) Excuse me!?
Marinette: He said humans, and since you’ve clearly escaped from hell you’ll probably just shatter into a thousand pieces and reform there.
Damian: (under his breath) The devil doesn’t want her back.
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unhindged-mlb · 4 months
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Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)
Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat: Oh! B positive.
Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat:
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Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Damian: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette, conjuring up the sweetest smile and a glare that could throw anyone six-feet under: Absolutely and positively no.
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