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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Riddler: Riddle me this boy-

Riddler: Batman?

Batman!Dick: Yes?

Riddler: Who the fuck is this?

Batman!Dick: This is Robin.

Riddler: Obviously. But he’s different. He’s all scowly. Where’s the fun one, who likes my riddles?

Batman!Dick: He’s taking some PTO. Can we get on with this?

Riddler: No.

Batman!Dick: What? Why not!

Riddler: Well I would but it wouldn’t be very fair. See the riddles I had for tonight were kind of specific to a couple of past games me and the other one had done.

Batman!Dick: What you never did that for me when I was Robin-

Riddler: Yes well it just wasn’t as fun with you.

Batman!Dick: So what, are you going to just let the hostages go?

Riddler: Well I guess. I’ll have to come up with something different, we can reschedule.

Batman!Dick: So what, do we just take you back to Arkham or-

Riddler: *shrugs* That’s fine. I’ll just table this one for when he gets back.

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incorrectbatfam · 25 days

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Black Mask: Any last words?

Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.

Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.

Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

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starwarstweets · 5 months

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months

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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]

Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!

Rogue:

Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.

#rogue #bard #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: the office

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thequeenofuselessinformation · 9 months

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I'm alive but only ironically.

Twt op cr: @FranziaMom

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thattripleabattery · 5 months

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Logan: that's called a traumatic event

Logan to Kitty: not a "bit of a pickle."

Logan to Kurt: not a "bruh moment."

Logan to rogue: and definitely not a "major L."

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

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fandomnerd9602 · 12 days

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Rogue gently caresses Y/N’s face…

Rogue: why can I touch you, sugah?

Y/N: my healing factor works faster than your touch. Complaints?

Rogue: (purrs) none at all, darling

Rogue wraps one of her legs around Y/N’s waist…

Rogue: what do ya say we go upstairs and celebrate a little?

Y/N: lead the way

For @tureditte

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wing-does-stuff · 9 months

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Another from @incorrect-dnd-classes of a classic with some dialog tweaks.

Paladin: You kidnapped the king? That's illegal.

Warlock: But what's more illegal; briefly inconveniencing a king or going against the will of the party?

Paladin: Kidnapping the king, Warlock.

Bard: Paladin, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these people are counting on you to inspire them.

Paladin: To kidnap people?

Bard: To work together!

Paladin: To kidnap people???

Rogue: If it helps, Paladin, we already decided that a royal is not 'a people'-

Paladin: It does not!

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blxckmccn · 2 years

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Aemond: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Aemond, points at Rhaenyra: Married a gay.

Aemond, points at Alicent: Married her best friend's father, sorry mom.

Aemond, points at Criston: Fell in love with the princess just bcs she kissed him or something like that, man wtf.

Aemond, points at Viserys: Married his daughter's best friend?!?!? I mean- Hi, father.

Aemond, points at Daemon: Honestly, there is no need for me to give examples of him. My uncle is his own warning.

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Poison Ivy: And then he said my lipstick was ugly!

Robin!Dick, dangling over a tank of acid by his ankle: You can do so much better!

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incorrectbatfam · 1 year

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Harley: I'll never talk!

Bruce, sharpening knife: I have ways of making people talk.

Harley:

Bruce: *cuts a piece of cake*

Harley: ...Can I have some?

Bruce: Cake is for talkers.

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starwarstweets · 5 months

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#star wars #twitter #incorrect quotes #star wars twitter #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars original trilogy #star wars memes #star wars sequel trilogy #star wars funny #star wars shows #star wars prequels #clone wars #star wars rebels #rogue one #the mandalorian #the book of boba fett #obi wan star wars #ben kenobi #obi wan kenobi

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months

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Bard: How did you get Rogue to co-operate with you? Warlock: I threatened to reveal their dark secret. Bard: Which is what? Warlock: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

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fttwts · 5 months

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