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miki-13 · 2 years
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Macaque: What I did-
Bai-He: (stern look) “Wasn’t personal”?
Macaque: It was mercy!
Bai-He: Which is it, Liu’er Mihou? Are you merciful, or are you a warrior? (She circles him) Did you come along because you knew Qiaotian could do it, or because it meant you would get what you want?
Macaque: It’s not that simple. You don’t know me, you don’t know what I’ve been through, the choices I’ve had to make!
MK: You’re right about that. I don’t know you. I only know the you I’ve seen through her eyes, the you that’s been spoken of by my friends: someone who used to be a stalwart general and loyal friend only to become bitter and vengeful, to the point of hurting others just to feel better about himself. Did you kill him too?
Macaque: (looks genuinely shaken for a moment before snarling) I’ve stared death in the face over and over again (as his emotions peak, his glamor flashes, eyes purple rather than gold) and every time I’ve spat in that face and survived because I’m strong enough to do what others won’t!
Bai-He: Oh, shut UP! You don’t know the first thing about strength! You turn your back on people, you run away when things get too hard, and you put others in harm’s way instead of yourself! (Clenches her fist) You might be powerful... (points to Macaque) But that doesn’t make you strong.
Macaque: (stunned before screaming) WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, LECTURING ME?! STANDING THERE, SHAKING LIKE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL?!
Bai-He: Yeah. I’m scared. (Glares defiantly and determinedly at him) But I’m still standing here! (Walks directly to him) I’m not like you. I. Won’t. Run.
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raikugaki · 22 days
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Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer
Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)
Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹
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hadesisqueer · 11 months
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RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)
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proudaspin · 4 months
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From a rwby incorrect quote by: scythes-and-roses
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incorrect-spiderverse · 8 months
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*Miles, Pavitr, Hobie, and Gwen chatting*
Spot: "What do you think you’re doing?"
Miles: "We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little."
Pavitr: "Yeah! Team ears only."
Spot: " We’re in the middle of a fight!"
Hobie: "And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?"
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Dick: Come on Bruce, let's raise the roof!
Bruce: Why? Is there something wrong with it?
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iamafanofcartoons · 2 months
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The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10
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juanarc-thethird · 1 month
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You're Hired!
Employer: Sorry young man, but we are looking for risk takers in our business.
Jaune: I play Skyrim on legendary as a mage without auto-save.
Employer: I didn't mean that kind of ris-
Jaune: On a school night
Employer: *Serious* You just got promoted to executive.
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Jaune: And that's how I was able to pay my expenses when I was at Beacon.
Weiss: *Shock* Excuse me what?!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 month
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Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!
Everyone:...
Qrow: Well this just got interesting.
Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.
Tai: Wait, what did I say?
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 22 days
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Ruby: Jaune you can do it!
Jaune: Do what?
Ruby: Don't give up on this!
Jaune: I have no clue what you're talking about!
Ruby: You've got this Jaune!
Jaune: I have no objective!
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team-iceflower · 23 days
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Ruby: Ah man, this midnight fishing is great.
Jaune: Sounds like someone doesn't want to go home.
Ruby: Yeah, I'm laying low. It's the anniversary of a huge fight Weiss and I had.
Oscar: Oh yeah? What was it about?
Ruby: I forgot our anniversary! Never gonna do that again.
*Jaune and Oscar look at each other*
Oscar: Uhh-
Jaune: *holds his hand out to shush him*
Ruby:
Ruby:
Ruby: AAGGGHHHH FUCK!
Jaune: There it is.
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miki-13 · 2 years
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Noodlecats comic
Context: in the aftermath of Bai-He getting hurt for his sake and the ramping stakes, MK begins to withdraw from his loved ones to keep them safe.
Bai-He is having none of it.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 24 days
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Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through her scope* What am I doing? This is the Woman I love!
*Click*
Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through a Heart-Shaped Scope* That's better!
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hadesisqueer · 11 months
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RWBY as Tweets
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Lunch time in the cafeteria.*
Jaune: Here ya go babe, coffee and a little cupcake. 
Pyrrha: Oh thank you Jaune! *Looks at the little cupcake.* Awww, and this little cake is so cute! Aww, it’s so small and round, it’s adorable. Oh the little bunny face in icing on top? Don’t you just want to cuddle it and take it home? Oh I could just eat you up! *Suddenly grows sad, clearing her throat awkwardly.*
Jaune: You personified an inanimate object and upset yourself again didn’t you?
Pyrrha, sighing: Yeah. I have to stop doing that, first it was Henry my pen who ran out of ink, then it was Larry my bite-size sandwich, Milo and Akouo... You don’t think it’s weird do you?
Jaune: You gave a cupcake a name and a personality in three seconds flat, then got upset cos you’re gonna eat it. Yes, you’re crazy. *Smiles at her pout.* But you’re adorable crazy.
Pyrrha: Thanks. I think?
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incorrect-spiderverse · 7 months
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Miguel: "If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot."
Hobie: "If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself."
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