Virgil to Patton: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (affectionate)
Virgil to Janus: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (derogatory)
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*Remus and Roman in a battle with their weapons*
Roman: AAAHHHH *stabs Remus in the leg with his sword*
Remus: Very mature, bro. What are you? 5? Go for the throat like an adult!
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i have nothing to draw so i will just draw sanders sides incorrect quotes :D
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ps: i just realised how damn weird Janus's arm looks ;__;
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Janus: Has anyone seen Remus? It’s been 3 hours and he still hasn’t made a sound
Logan: That’s highly suspicious, that never happens
Remus, hanging upside down from the ceiling lamp: Yoohoo! I’m up here!
Logan: What in the world are you doing up there?
Remus: Just hanging around, what else would I be doing on this thing??
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Janus: what the fuck are they doing?
Patton: their best!
Janus: I - okay.
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Tiny!Snake!Janus: *coils around Roman's finger*
Roman: Now I have you around my finger, does it mean you'll do as I say?
Tiny!Snake!Janus: *nips*
Roman: Rude!
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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect TSS quotes (Part 7)
Remus: *resting his head on Janus’s shoulder* Your shoulder is hard… like my di—
Janus: Please shut up.
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Sides Incorrect Quotes#22
Roman: Are you even listening to me?!
Logan: Honestly, with how much shit your mouth is spewing, I probably should talk to your ass instead.
***RECORD SCRATCH***
Patton: *drops his mug*
Virgil: Dude...
Janus: *tries to hold it in*
Remus: *roars in laughter*
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Remus: I’m this close to falling in love with Logan.
Janus: Your fingertips are touching.
Remus: Exactly.
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this was funnier in my head
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Thomas, in conversation: i don't like women
Remus, butting in: you're a MISOGYNIST???
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Janus: *gets down on one knee*
Roman: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Janus: *falls over*
Roman: The poison is kicking in.
Janus: *weakly* Touché Prince Charming, you finally *groans* killed me.
Roman: Relax snake, you’ll be fine. Don’t be so dramatic. This is just a little revenge for implying I was the evil brother. Among other things.
Janus: *lying on the floor* You’re not *grunts* proving me wrong.
Roman: *places a foot on Janus’ chest, leans down and whispers* Oh I didn’t say you were wrong. But I have a reputation to hold up. *walking away* Have fun not dying.
Janus: If I wasn’t in agonizing pain, I would say that’s the hottest thing that’s ever happened to me. But owww—
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Roman: Virgil, dear, mind handing me the ruler on my desk?
Virgil: Can’t
Roman: Why exactly?
Logan: He’s playing minecraft and refuses to pause the game.
Virgil: Hey, don’t snitch on me!
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Patton: Virgil, here's your... rock shirt.
Virgil: Hey, that's not-
Logan: It's mine! That's mine.
Virgil: You... kept the shirt I gave you?
Logan: Yeah! It, uh... means a lot to me...
Virgil: But you never wore it...
Logan: I wear it all the time... As pajamas.
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